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Sex & typewritters u ganna like this

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): Sex & typewritters u ganna like this
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SAHAL69

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 07:22 am
Jama and Samira decide they don't want to discuss sex in front of their 4 and 6 year old children, so they decide to talk in code. One day Jama is feeling a little bit turned on and says to his daughter. "Tell your mother I would really like to
type a letter."

She runs off to find her mom. " Mommy, mommy", she
shouts, "Daddy would like to type a letter." Sharon replies slightly sheepishly, "Nimo, go and tell your daddy that he can't type a letter today as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."

Nimo tears off to her father and says, " Daddy, daddy, mommy says' you can't type a letter today as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."

A few days later Samira remembers that Jama was a little bit keen on a bit of nookie and she called Nimo, "Nimo, tell your daddy that he can type that letter today." Nimo went off to look for her father and told him, "Daddy, mommy says you can type the letter today."
"That's OK, Nimo", Jama says, "You can tell your mother that I don't need the typewriter any more, I wrote the letter by hand."

lol

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anas

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 09:43 am
hhhhhhhhhhh
that was funnnnnnnny thanks man you mad me really laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!take it easy

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 12:03 pm
TO SAHAL69 BOU U SHOULD BE REALLY CRAZY TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WELL AM CIRIOUS ABUOT THAT ARE YOU THE REAL PONK WHO TOLD HIS DAUGHTER TO ASK THAT HER MOTHER.YOU UGLY LOOKING SAHAL69, MOTHER FUCKER BULSHITE, IF I KNEW I WOULD BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU QANNIS YOU BIG PENIS BOY. I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR PENIS IF YOU EVER SEND SOMETHING LIKE THIS

FROM..A REAL SISTER.
A REAL SOMALIAN SISTER PONK SAHAL69!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 12:03 pm
TO SAHAL69 BOU U SHOULD BE REALLY CRAZY TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WELL AM CIRIOUS ABUOT THAT ARE YOU THE REAL PONK WHO TOLD HIS DAUGHTER TO ASK THAT HER MOTHER.YOU UGLY LOOKING SAHAL69, MOTHER FUCKER BULSHITE, IF I KNEW I WOULD BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU QANNIS YOU BIG PENIS BOY. I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR PENIS IF YOU EVER SEND SOMETHING LIKE THIS

FROM..A REAL SISTER.
A REAL SOMALIAN SISTER PONK SAHAL69!

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LAMIA

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:03 pm
THAT WAS FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.

BUB BYE:)

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SAHAL69

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:11 am
HEY SOMALIAN SISTA U MAD AT ME FOR THIS JOKE WELL AM SORRY IF I DISCEREMENAT U FELLING WELL HER IS A CLEAN JOKE JUST FOR U LOL

The Business Trip
There were three men on a business trip trying to rent a hotel room. They went up to the desk and asked for their rooms. The clerk there said that
was only one room left but it had a king size bed. The three men agreed to take it. In the middle of the night, all three woke up. The man on the left said "I had a dream that some one was holding my dick!"
"Same here!" said the man on the right. "Strange," said the middle guy, "I had a dream that I was skiing!"


lol

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iLHANA

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:36 am
TO SAHAL69 BOY U ARE REALLY STUPID TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE.WHY DO U ALWAYS WRITE THOSE STUPID DISCUSSTING JOKES.IT WAS FUNNY BUT STUPIDITY.SAHL U AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PONK. FROM A REAL SISTER!

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SAHAL69

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 07:47 am
WHY DO U READ MY JOKES THEN HEH I PET U LIKE IT
LOL
SAHAL69

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west ladies

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:07 pm
this is to sahal69
i like your jokes a lot i think they are all funny. you r one crazy brother. keep it up bro
west london girls

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SIIGAYSTE

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:35 pm
TO ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. I HAVE QUESTION.
MY QUESTION IS WHAT KIND OF SIDE EFFECTS DOES"SIIGADU HAVE" LIST THEM IF YOU CAN PLEASE IN ORDER.

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SAHAL69

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 12:49 am
TO "SIIGAYSTE" OR SHELL I BREAK IT TO "SII" "GAY" "STE"
1 SIDE EFFECT IS THAT IT WAS A BIG TIME MISTAKE THAT U R HERE. U DAD SHOULD DONE WHAT U DOING NOW IN THAT DARK NIGHT U COME TO THIS WORLD
LOL

TO WESTLADYY READ THE 1 BLOW AND U WILL LIKE IT
BIG UP THE NORTHLONDON CREW
AND BIG UP THE SWEET WESTLONDONLADIES.

PEACE&LOVE
SAHAL69

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sahal69

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 01:07 am
There was this little boy who woke up 3 nights in a row to hear his parents making noises from their bedroom. On the 3rd morning, the little boy finally asked his mom, "Mom, for the last 3 night I waked up during the night, and I hear you and daddy making noises from your room. Why?" Surprised by the question the mom replies, "Well... I am jumping up and down on him because he is so fat, that it makes him feel thin." Then the boy said, "That won't work mom!" The mom asks, "Why?" The boy then says, "Because after you leave for work every morning, the lady from next door comes by and pumps dad right back up!"
lol
sahal69

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Anonymous

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 04:17 am
I LIKE THAT LOL

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a sis

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:50 pm
lol lol lol

much appreciated salah69

a sis

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SAHAL69

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 12:34 pm
THANX U ALL LOL
SAHAL69

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basra

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 08:00 am
nice 1 sahal u made my day

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