     ANAS | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 09:47 am
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route
they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's
route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her
room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
She replied, "There are only three doors in here, one is the bathroom,
one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, 'Do Not
Disturb'!
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun.
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going
At night!"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
If he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" |
| hibbey | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 11:19 am
that was a waste of time my dear
please occupied your time time with something els |
| JULIET-00 | Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 08:59 am
LOL NAS DAT WAS FUNNY.
LOL.
HIBBY IF IT WAS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME THAN WHY DID
U READ IT. DAMN.
NAS KEEP IT UP BRO.
U FUNNY
DONT LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY
U FUNNY FUNNY
JULIET |
| JULIET-00 | Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 09:07 am
THIS BLONDE CAME TO A SALON WITH HER HEAD PHONES
ON. SHE TOLD THE LADY DAT SHE WANTED TO GET HAIR PERMED.
THE LADY THAN SAID "TAKE OF YOUR HEADPHONES" THE BLONDE THAN REPLIED "I CANT MY
PARENTS TOLD ME I WILL DIE IF I DO" THE LADY RESPOND BACK " U CANT GET YOUR HAIR DONE IF U HAVE HEAD PHONES ON SO BY THE TIME I COME BACK THOSE HEAD PHONES BETTER BE OFF"
THAN THE LADY WENT AT BACK TO GET READY, WHEN SHE
FINISHED MIXING UP THE PERM SHE CAME OUT AND SAW DA BLONDE LAYING ON THE GROUND, AND THE HEAD PHONES LAYING BESIDE HER. THE LADY THAN CHECKED THE PULSE OF THE BLONDE AND SAW DAT SHE WAS DEAD. SHE THAN TOOK THE HEAD PHONES AND LISTENED. SHE HEARD " BREATH IN BREATH OUT, BREATH IN BREATH OUT".
NOW DAT WAS FUNNY.....
YALL BETTER LAUGH.. |
| MAKAVELI | Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 07:56 pm
WAS IT JULIET???
JUST KIDDING SIS, IT WAS VEERY FUNNY!!!!
TRY 2 POSTE MORE JOKES, SOMALIAN ONES THIS TIME OK??
A+ LES POTES
PS:yeah JULIET 2001 I MEANT BY YOU INCASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ....
ROMEO> AKA MAKAVELI WOULD LIKE 2 SAY HAPPY CIID & NEW YEAR 2 EVERY SOMALIAN AROUND THE GLOBE... |
| NIGGA-4-WHITEGIRL | Friday, December 22, 2000 - 02:29 pm
fuckin ass hole weak niggas n bitches
leave n respect white punnani
atleast they aint mutilated like somali girls
puzziez aiight
DAMN Y'LL HATAS GET LIFE....
CUS I GOT MAD LOVE FOR BLONDES FOO |
| Anonymous | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:26 pm
to nigga 4 white girl
I think you are the most sickiest motefucka
in da world your little dick cnt come near a somalian pussy, how the •••• can you handle a pink pussy. Don't be dissing somalian girls,did yo
fucked up ass forget what cunt you came out of
you trailor park lovin motefucka the only reason
why yourespect white punnani is because thats the only
pussy that lets you hit it |
