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LEEROY'S "DATING GAME"

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): LEEROY'S "DATING GAME"
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LEEROY

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:12 pm
TRUE STORY

A GUY TAKES HIS DATE TO HIS PLACE. AS THEY ARRIVED AT THE DOOR, THE GIRL STOPS HIM, "YOU KNOW," SHE SAYS, "I CAN TELL HOW MAN MAKES LOVE BY THE WAY HE UNLOCKS THE DOOR."
"REALLY," SAYS THE GUY, A LITTLE SKEPTICAL. "HOW DO YOU MEAN? GIVE ME AN EXPAMLE,"

WELL, IF A GUY SHOVES HIS KEY IN THE LOCK AND OPENS THE DOOR HARD," SHE EXPLAINS, "THAT MEANS HE'S ROUGH LOVER, AND THAT ISN'T FOR ME.

OR IF A MAN FUMBLES AROUND AND CAN'T SEEM THE FIND THE HOLE, THAT MEANS HE'S INEXPERIENCED, AND THAT ISN'T FOR ME, EITHER," SHE SMILES COYLY. "SO, HOW DO YOU UNLOCK YOUR DOOR?"

"BEFORE I DO ANYTHING ELSE, I LICK THE LOCK

BY: LEEROY

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THE SOCIALIST

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:23 am
PLEASE STOP EXPLICITLY TELLING US HOW U LIKE TO BE F****
GOOD STORY.

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