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LEEROY SWITCH-HITTER

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): LEEROY SWITCH-HITTER
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LEEROY

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:44 pm
A FOUR SOMALIAN, A YOUNG-GUY HIS MID TWENTIES, A MAN IN HIS LATE FIFTIES, BEAUTIFUL SOMALIGIRL AND FAT LADY (DON'T GET ME WRONG CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING IS WRONG WITH FAT SOMALI LADIES.)

WERE ON A TRAIN
FROM TORONTO TO VANCOUVER. IT PASSES THROUGH A TUNNEL, AND A SLAP IS HEARD.
THE YOUNGGIRL THINKS: "THAT OLD-MAN SON OF A BITCH WANTED TO TOUGH ME BUT PUT HIS PAWS ON THE FAT LADY BY MISTAKE, AND SHE SLAPPED HIS FACE."

FAT LADY THINKS: "THAT DIRTY ROTTEN OLD-MAN MANHANDLED THE YOUNG-GIRL, AND SHE HIT HIM FOR BEING SO RUDE."

THE OLD-MAN THINKS: "THAT DAMN FILTHY KID SWATTED THE YOUNG-GIRL ON THE BEHIND, AND SHE THOUGHT I DID IT AND CRACHED ME UPSIDE THE FACE."

THE YOUNG-GUY THINKS: "I SURE HOPE THERE'S ANOTHER TUNNEL SO I CAN SMACK THAT STUPID OLD-MAN

YOU FIL' ME PPL

BY: LEEROY

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Anonymous

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:56 am
LEROY I HAVE BEEN READING ALL OF YOUR JOKES. SO FAR THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE I HAVE SEEN. ONE MORE THINK I HAVE TO SAY, BOY U AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PONKK U GOT JOKES BUT SUCKS, U STUPID A JERK.MOTHER FUCKER, BULSHID,U UGLY LOOKING JERK WITH HUGGIE BITCH MOTHER FUCKER.

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Muniiro

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:14 am
TO: Anonymous

Who ever you are this is what I call a joke
this man points out every thing, not to mention
the whole point

so if you couldn't understand, you should've asked more formal way.
not by insulting the brother like that.
Your verbal tone tells me what kind of person u are.


TO: Lero

brother keep up the joke, I really liked it
one other thing could you write in Somali so the Anom..... person can have a better chance of understanding..

encoure encoure!!!!!!!!!!


Muniiro

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jejey

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:50 pm
INTERESTING BRO

SO YOU FROM CANADA

May i ask which city, let me guess Toronto.
bro this one is good, or let me put this was it is funnier than all of your other jokes.......

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saido

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 09:11 pm
@Leeroy

This one is of the hook, i enjoyed, and i even told my girls.

So bro where ever u are keep it up!
when I saw all your other jokes, I thought you were from London as the girls binpointed.

Now I see, Canadian boy eh eh eh eh (isn't that the term they use in canada) ....

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WuDog

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 12:16 am
Hey! LEEroy! the joke was funny for some ppl in here,except The ANONYMOUS....u know why huh! that was TYRONE(from Erikah Badu House) U should gave him ride too as much as he did 4 u. Any_way ur jokes are rerun! keep it up thought! 'em still got me laughing!!!!lol+lol

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sayma

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:54 pm
@ YO THIS IS THE WACK

YA KNOW, WAT I MEAN

BRO, IS THIS FOR REAL!!!!!!

lol
lol
lol

BYE HEEDHE, I HOPE U CONtinue

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SPARKLE

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 04:51 pm
LEEROY ALL OF YOUR JOKES WERE AS DRY AS 10 DAY OLD BREAD!.........BUT MR. LEEROY TYRONE JAMES......THIS HAS HAD TO BE THE DUMBEST ONE YET. STOP WITH THE COPYING.......BE ORIGINAL HOME BOY COME UP WITH YOUR OWN MATERIAL...... YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOUR ENGLISH IS STILL NOT THAT ADVANCED........DID SOMEONE LIE TO YOU AGAIN. DAYUM BROTHA MAN DON'T MAKE ME EXPOSE YOU......LOL.

BUT CHECK OUT MY POSTING........YOU GONNA LIKE THAT ONE STILL!

*SPARKLE*

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