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THE SOCIALIST LEADER

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 01:53 am
Dear Comrades.
Somaliland is in grave danger both from somali and its neighbours.
I hear by propose that since somalia will not let somaliland go and recognise it as an independant state, that we attack and take over this ailing state once and for all via:

-1- Divide and Conquer method- by creating dispute between the faction leaders.

-2- since we are both economically and militarily more powerful than somalia we can a take direct military attack.

MAKE NO MISTAKE, OUR OCCUPATION IN SOMALIA WILL BE THAT OF JUSTICE, EQUALITY AND HARMONY.

SOMALIA CAN'T TAKE CARE OF ITS SELF AND THUS WE-SOCIALISTS- MUST RESCUE IT.
JOIN ME IN MY CAMPAIGN-TO CREATE NEW, CLASSLESS, TRIBLELESS AND POWERFUL SOMALILAND.
SOMALILAND IS SUITABLE AS IT IDENTIFIES THE LAND TO BE THAT OF SOMALIS.

COMRADES WE MUST ACT FAST AND PREVENT ANOTHER WAR.
THE NEW PRESIDENT WILL CARRY OUT SIAD'S PRINCIPLES AND WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN.

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Proletariat

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:37 am
Dear Comrade.
Well thought argument.
Under Socialism, will we have one united somalia under the name of somaliland? the land of the somalis?
If your regime is going to create harmonius somalia or somaliland u have my vote and my clans vote.
Hail the socialist.

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Anonymous

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 05:06 am
Dear Comrade

So when does the millitary campaign begins cuz am with ya!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Socialist

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 05:32 am
Dear Comrades
We will need to firstly, get the working class, the students and the young people in to our side.
We will do this through by organising our selves and trying to seek power where necessary.

Can I emphasise that we will not use the the military to:
-1- oppress others;

-2- oppress or take power.
Comrades we need to firstly, spread our ideas.

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Cutie

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 03:01 am
Dear Comrades

This is MI6 the British intelligence security service.

We have gathered information about your illegal activities.

Therefore in the interest of the true Somalians (that is the ONLY somali country that the British gov and the WOLRD will ever recognise)

We MUST assisinate you------ You have alimit days to live.

MI6 agent
Cutie is out.

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The Socialist

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 03:10 am
Dear Comrades.
The chaos in Somalia is behind by and is causing by:

-1- the arabs-cause they don't want us to dig our oil and resources. thus competing with them

-2- the west- cause our resource is seen as future resources for the west.

-3- Ethiopia- cause they want to remain as the rgional super power.

we the socialist must overcome these problems and unite the somalis

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INAN Ogaaden ah

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 05:21 am
Xabashi soldiers one day came to ur village in the orgaden region and kill 10 young somali men, and raped lot of the young ladies.
Ask your self what there crime was? Nothing.
This is how we r oppressed.
If u and your policies can prevent crimes like these then I am in favour of u.

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Cutie

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 04:14 am
MI6

Special announcement!.

It's always sad to hear the death of any human being

But we have in the last 24 hours assisinated

THE SOCIALIST LEADER

We beleived he was danger to civilians and therefore give him a "Limited days to live" (Read message above by CUTIE an MI6 agent.

WARNING:

Other followers are also a target.

You have limted days to live.


This is because the governing body in Mogdishu is very pissed.


MI6 agent

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The Socialist leader

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 04:21 am
U R wrong mate- the socialist leader is alive and well.
So, stop being a nuisance.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 04:27 am
WHO THE HELL IS THE SOCIALIST LEADER AND THE MI6?
SOMALI WILL UNITE UNDER THE BANNER OF SOCIALISM BUT WILL NOT NE LED BY THE SOCIALIST GUY-WHO HAS BEEN EXPRESSING HIS OPINIONS IN HERE.

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com.Natasha

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 09:53 am
Hail Commerades,

Socialist peoples of the world unite!

Now, what i say is socialism is not enough. What we need is communinsm. We must nationalise Al-Barakaad iyo Dhiigshiil to build the looted and destroyed country.

Dadwaynaha hantiwadaagoow heegan ahaada!!!!!

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The socialist leader

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 03:29 am
Dear Comrades.
To become communist country we must 1st pass the following stages

-1- Capitalism-well since we make furnitures and other meaningless objects, we can say we have become industrialied, though we have not experienced the problems of capitalism.

-2- socialist. this stage is to rehapilitate the people and to threat them from the habits of capitalism

-3- communism. we will not rach this extreme level, cause we now the result. but we wil decide when e reach this level.
comrades, make no mistake under our rule, dhahabshiil and other capitalist org will become communal property.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 07:04 am
hail soclaism.

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ROUGH

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 08:50 am
F*ck this socialist crap.
Siad barre ruled somalia with an iron fist, so called "Scientific socilism"
from that day i hate socialism and all man made ideals, capitalism, socialis, tribalism and the rest.

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Amina

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 04:30 am
Salaams my ppl
Heeeeeeey People U got it all wronG!!!

Somaalia does not need these man made laws as all man made laws have their short comings. Somaalia needs the law of the one that had created it and its inhabitants. Somaalia needs Islam!!! Somaalia needs to follow the rules of Allah (swt).


Peace

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THE SOCIALIST LEADER

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 02:29 am
R WE READY TO FOLLOW THE ISLAMIC SHARIAH?
I DON'T THINK SO?
WHAT ARE THE AVAILABLE OPTIONS?

CAPITALISM-BOOM AND BUST LEADS TO DEPRESSION.

TRIBALISM-SUPERIORITY AND INFERIORITY LEADS TO WAR

MARXISM?????

DEMOCRACY IS AN OLIARGY-THE RULE OF FEW (NOT THE RULE OF THE MANY.)

I ASK U ALL TO RECONSIDER THE AVAILABLE OPTIONS.

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Amina

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 04:45 am
To the socialist leader,
Bro all of the above aptions are man made laws including your socialist ideas.

Everything in islam is for our benefit, islam does not benefit anyone but the individuals in society and the community, unlike all the political institutions which benefit the state, commercial organisations etc.

Okay, we may not be ready for an Islamic state just now, but we are always ready for Alislam (if we want to be). We can change ourselfs and prepare ourselfs for an Islamic state. Allah the almighty has said in the Quran what means that he wil no change the conditions of untill they change themselfs.

Why do U feel that U R not Ready to follow the islamic shariya-- last i heard somalis are muslims n somalia is a an islamic society!!

EaZy

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SOMALILAND man

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 10:52 am
i have only one thing to say:
LONG LIVE SOMALILAND!!!!

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SOMALILAND man

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 10:52 am
i have only one thing to say:
LONG LIVE SOMALILAND!!!!

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XAMAR CHICK

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 02:52 pm
WHAT ABOUT THE XAMAR PPL?...WILL THEY JOIN U GUYS?...OR R U GUYS GOING TO LEAVE US LIKE "QUEBEC" TRIED TO LEAVE CANADA???.... SOMALI LAND...AKA HERGAYSA', XAMAR, MUGADHISHO,KISMAAYO. N' ETC..ARE ALL PART OF SOMALI ..I THINK WE SHOULD ALL DROP THIS SEPARATING BUSSINESS AND START FIXING UP OUR COUNTRY.AND THEN REUNITE WITH OUT TRIBAL ISHH ...' HOW BOUT THAT ?..WHAT DO U SAY?...CUZ THE LAST THING I WANT IS A WAR!!! PLEASE CONSIDER WHAT I HAVE BROUGHT UP IN THIS BRIEF MSG!

THANK YOU

HEAD GRL OF THE SSA SOMALI STUDENTS ASSOSCIATION!

AT MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY!
SALAMZZ!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 04:20 pm
I think the commander is talking ••••. Somalia will never be divided, this somaliland crap is not going to last , somalia all the way, as one.

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The Sociualist Leader

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 02:43 am
Dear Commerades.

Somalia is not ready for islamic shariah cause:

-1- we don't know about islam.(man who swears @ his lord is a believer?)
-2- adopting shariah will politically and economically isolate us from the rest of the world.
-3- only when we reach the socialist stage of classless society and caring community can we be able to move to establishing islam shariah.

As for somalia, my ambition is to create a super state -with borders from kenya to sudan.
so there is no such thing as somaliland or somalia.
There will be the the peoples' republic of somalia.

Hial Commerades.

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Said

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 02:51 am
As cyber politician u have the charisma.

But your policies need to shift bit to right- on the political spectrum.

As for somalia, we have a dilema such as:
ISlamic shariah or man-made policies;
One state or two states;
Democracy or socialism or islamic sharaih;

With due all respect please try and resolve these dilemas b4 expressing your views on such dangerous media.

Respect.

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the socialist leader

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 05:24 am
Dear Commrades.

A peson named Said had suggested that we shift our policies bit to the right-is he DAHAB SHIIL's relative?
shifting to the right means adopting conservative ideas and principles which are economic inequality, authority (the rich over the poor) nationalism and the maintenance of tradition-clans and tribes, our main problems.
we will maintan our current policies.
thanks you 4 your comments.

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SOMALILANDER

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 03:08 am
f.............ck u talking about.
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
NO SOMALIA, YES SOMALILAND
WE WILL DESTROY THE BARBERIAN SOUTH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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The Socialist Leader.

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 12:32 am
Dear commrades.

I hope you all in shock as I am to read what the "somalilander" has expressed in this site.
I am asking any of u who r against somali unification, on what basis do u object to our unification?

I accept what siad has done, but it was only his regime and tribe that carried out the massacer!

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Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 05:11 am
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