     the peoples joker | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:51 am
As u all know the former chancellor of Germany did not spoke much english.
So one day, the British Prime minster-Mrs Thatcher, the German Chancellor-kohl, and the American President-Bush, had a meeting but they were all late.
Mrs Thatcher said sorry;
Bush said Me two;
Kohl said me three.
Another one.
One day socialism, capitalism and communism had a meeting-it was during the cold war.
Both capitalist and communist came to the cafe-where the meeting was to be held- but socialism was not there.
Later came socialism and said "sorry i was held up in a queue at the meat shop"
the capitalist said "what is queue?"
the communist said "what is meat"? |
