     ANAS | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:57 am
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife,
"Where is the rake?"
She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and asks, "What?"
The man repeats his gestures.
His wife replies that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
The man is dumfounded and shakes his head.
His wife repeats the motions: points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!"
IF YOU FOUND THIS ONE FUNNY, CHECK THE "FUNNIEST ANSERING MACHINES" and ANOTHER ONE FROM ANAS. and let me know what do you think about it, Need some more let me know. |
| Hanita | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 04:14 pm
To be honest with ya bro, i read some of your jokes and fine the "nswering machine", to be the funniest, so if by any chance ya can come up with something close or even similiar to that than i would gladly laugh it off.
thanx |
| nuna | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 04:15 pm
same here bro, this wasn't funny at all."Answering Machine", waz the bomb.
hit us up with some more |
| ifraha | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 01:56 pm
This was not such a bad,keep trying it,and if u in any reason looking a job just give me a call on
0800
I have a some sad ppl in the house who can do with your joke
thank's
bello |
| JULIET-00 | Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 06:09 am
IT WAS STILL FUNNY ANAS.
DONT MIND THEM.
IT WASNT AS FUNNY AS DA OTHER
ONES, BUT ITS NOT THAT BAD EITHER.
THIS TIME MY CLASS DIDNT THINK
I WAS DAT CRAZY.
AND DONT WORRY I WONT
TRY TO STEAL THIS ONE
ITS ALL YOURS. LOL
PEACE N LUV
JULIET |
