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TO ALL THE SOMALI BROTHERS OUT THERE

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): TO ALL THE SOMALI BROTHERS OUT THERE
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QUEEN B

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 11:45 am
ALL YOU FUCKING BASTERES GO TO HELL

YOU FUCKING SUCK OTHER GUYS DICKS

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notbychoice

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 01:17 pm
and what's so bad about it?
u do too....the difference is..we do a hell of a better job than u.
tha's why they(somali guys) keep the faith and keep on cumming back

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Malikah

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 01:34 pm
queen b!!!
what the hell r u talking about..cuz i can't understand a word....

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WuDog

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 12:28 am
I know u r stupid why do I care"leaves us alone'' U need help'' ''aaaa whatever??'' " la la la la la I can't heard u"what is wrong with u ????"You are realy A whore" Ok now u can shut Fukkup Bietch" get a life ho'

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nasro

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 05:58 am
wudog, i didn't understand anything u wrer saying or who u were calling the names...ponk, Boy u ain't nothing but a ponku ugly looking somalian motherfucker. hole bulshid to all yo somlain motherfuckers out their.

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WuDog

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 10:46 pm
There it goes another neighbor Somali Hooker NASRO! from around the way 100%Dhillo whit a case of profanity bietch. Just attack me wit no reason, u must be the QUEEN B. I don't know if u read what's up there" TO ALL THE SOMALIA BRO'S. OUT THERE ,,,,,BLAH BLAH BLAH,,,,,,," Dont jump to the conclusion girl! read it first, i was replying to the Original Poster not to every1 bietch. Offer a smile:) or u get offended coz u r another bietch HUH! wit ya long ears.

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QUEEN B

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 01:18 pm
TO WUDOG

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL AND BY THE WAY YOU SPELL BITCH LIKE THIS AND NOT LIKE THIS (BIETCH)... MATE
PS LEARN BEFORE YOU START USING IT
OKAY

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Anonymous

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 07:42 pm
@The Q

Sis what make u to write such a thing!!!!!
or is it you get wacked by a brother.....

Sis he is only a Human, I'm sure you will find one

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sita w/sense

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 08:40 am
Dang b u sad big time. Don't be dissing all brothaz like dat. U need a therapist seriously. and 1 more thing it's not about spelling it's called a "typo". Chill girl.

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WuDog

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 10:03 pm
I FARTED>>>>>>>U feel better QUEEN BITCH!!!!!!
NOW U BETTER RUN B4 I SH*T ON YA FACE....

lATE NITE DO' KNOCKERS,,,,,

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helllowman

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 06:08 am
to nasro
you don't have to tell the people what you think
or what you thought
give little respect the brother. did you heard freedom of speach. and don't ever talk about the general girl.
shame and you. and also you don't have to look at the spelling girl.

don't rude sister respect the other

peace and love
bye

sencerly: freeman frome Boston

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Anonymous

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 07:35 am
HI EVERY ONE I WAS THINKING EVERYONE HAS A DREAM BUT MINE IS LITTLE DIFFRENT I THINK I AM NOT A SEX ADDICT OR A MORON BUT I WAS THINKING WHAT IF I WAS THE FIRST SOMALI GUY TO OPEN A STRIP JOINT
IN SOMALIA I HAVE TALK TO ALOTS GIRLS FROM THAT POINT AND IT SEEMS SOME OF THEM DIDN'T MIND ABOUT IT BUT I WANA KNOW WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHTS AND PLEASE DON'T INSULT ANYONE HERE JUST SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS THATS ALL...AFTER ALL THERE ARE THOSE ONCE WHO JUMP TO CONCULUTIONS...BYE ALL

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abdi

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 08:20 am
I am laughing at u all except hellowomen cuz she is respectful 2 herself as well as otherS(i love u babe). To be honest with u Nasro and Wudog ain't happy with looks, and i can pet 4 anymoney.Finally, 4 boys only DO NOT swear at our queens cuz there are 4 life......anotherword 4 best girs in the world.

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WuDoG

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 10:55 am
To Abdai!
U need presscibtion glass, coz is not Hellowomen
is HELLLOWMAN! which part u didn't get. ( i love u babe) what kinda sh*t is that? Igga waan Kaa shakiyey!i BET YA u had some kinda relationship
with SHEMALES!!!!!! can even tell He or She.
Check ya Self B4 u WrecK ya Self FQQL!

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WuDoG

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 10:58 am
To Abdi!
U need presscibtion glass, coz is not Hellowomen
is HELLLOWMAN! which part u didn't get. ( i love u babe) what kinda sh*t is that? Igga waan Kaa shakiyey!i BET YA u had some kinda relationship
with SHEMALES!!!!!! cant even tell He or She.
Check ya Self B4 u WrecK ya Self FQQL!

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keepn it real

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 05:28 pm
To Queen bitch. You are the most
fuckin nastiest bitch in the fuckin
world.Where the •••• did you learn
this type of ••••.oops my bad you
must have practised it on your dad.
get your mouth out the dick and
swallow that ••••.its bitches like
you who give somalian sisters bad
name.one more thing stop haten our
brothers just cause they dont want
your nasty ass.hoe.

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CATDOG

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 04:11 am
I CAN SAY sh*t but laugh
1st of all this nigga call abdi needs sereous help
and 2nd of all this guy call hallowman sound like female to me.
peace

CATDOG

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QUEEN WASE

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 06:36 am
QUEEN B U ARE BITCH. I DON''T KNOW WHY U THINK U BETTER THAN THE REST.

BITCH UR PUSSY IS DRY SO GO N GET SOME OIL

4 REALL I HATE BITCHES THOSE BITCHES MESS AROUND WITH THE REALL THUGS.


QUEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN •••• U DILOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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sporty thievez

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 05:19 am
this u 2 dhilo!
Nada, Franchise
Nada, Shotcallers
Yeah, Sporty Thievz
Nada

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi
What?

1 -
(Uh oh) Ya'll chicks ain't gettin' nada
(Uh oh) Your pussy ain't worth the Ramada
(Uh oh) Anyway your friend looks hotta
(Uh oh) Game is somethin' we got alot a

2 -
(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me
I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love"
Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub
Scrub? What? She musta talk me a joke
Broke Pigeonhead half freak, you lucky I spoke
This ain't my Benz dear, this my manz, yeah
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, take them fake jewels off
(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy ••••
Ya'll make me sick, so go home and fuckin' babysit
My big dogs don't love this
King Kirk, get a brush, and scrub this (right)

(Repeat 1)


Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin
Cause they call me scrub like we can't even bill cousin
Trick Ronald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds
Throw you on the street team, make you •••• vinyls
Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns?
That be wrong
I wonder how you get hard
in dirty Victoria draws with the skidmarks
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache

So next time you shotgun, and that hoe bitchin'
Hittin' you a scrub, call that bitch a Pigeon

Hey yo, I got two nuts bitch, choose a ball

You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes are small
You don't shop, you just cruise the mall
No dough, with Lee Press-Ons
Frontin' with ya girlsfriend dress on
You birds wanna take over?
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones makeover
Broke Bitches, I hate Pigeons
Dirty braid Pigeons, medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons
Got me fed, burned I tell these birds Shutup
And how my left ear be double her whole getup
Go ahead with your lame ass, blow at night
Throw a ripped dolla at her, tell her put that on her depraved ass

If you got more than one baby father
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
If you strip all week to go clubbin'
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Wanna smoke wit me, wit no money
Oh no, I don't want no...

No Pigeons
No Pigeons

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