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DON'T PRESS IT!!! OUHCH>>TOILET EXPREINCE

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): DON'T PRESS IT!!! OUHCH>>TOILET EXPREINCE
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WuDog

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 12:03 am
A man on a flight wanted to visit the toilet, but the "Gents" was busy time and time again. Explaining his predicament to the stewardess, she allowed him to use the "Ladies" but warned him against touching any buttons. After relieving himself, his curiosity got the better of him, and he saw a number of buttons. The first marked "W.W.", pressing it released a jet of warm water which cleaned his buttocks, encouraged he pressed the 2nd one marked "W.A." , which blew some comforting warm air to dry him. He said to himself "The women really have all the good things in life". The 3rd button was marked " P.P.", pressing that sent a puff of perfumed powder on his ass.He then pressed the 4th and final button which was marked "A.T.R.".
The next day he found himself in hospital, ringed for the nurse and asked her what had happened. She said " Why didn't you listen to the stewardess, that last button you pressed was the " Automatic Tampon Remover", and your penis is under your pillow.

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LAMIA

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 04:53 am
OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUNNY AND SAD IN THE SAME TIME.

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Qanciye

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 08:32 am
That was hilarious.......man.........I am still laughing........keep up the good work kiddo.

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Anonymous

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 04:55 am
OH HOW SICK, LOL

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Ilhaam

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 04:45 am
LOL...lol..lol

that was so funny..i almost fell out of my chair.
THat was really hilarious...keep 'em coming

Ilhaam

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 04:07 am
that was very funny,but not funny that funny!!!!!!!!

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YASMINE

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 08:05 am
TO WU DOG

YO MY MAN THAT WAS FUNNYYYYYYYY !!!!! KEEP CONTINUING TO GOOD WORK ...HOPE TO HEAR MORE OF UR JOKES !!

LATER...

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dirtysouth

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 03:01 pm
wudog hell yeah that was funny dawgg,,,,
those are the kinds of joke we should be telling
not some shitty lame stories,,,,aight dawgg
keep coming with some real fly •••• dawgg,,
,,,,,,,,,the dirtysouth,,,,,,,,

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ifraha

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:19 pm
gix gix gix gix gix gix gix,I can't write any thing coz i am still laugfing,gix gix gix gix gix gix gix


cio bello

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CLEANJOKE

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:02 pm
A COP WAS TRYING TO HELP YOUNG WOMEN IN TROUBLE
WHILST HE PASS A REDLIGHT AND GET INTO AN ACCIDENT THERE HE WAS CRYING FOR HELP;

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