WuDog | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 12:03 am A man on a flight wanted to visit the toilet, but the "Gents" was busy time and time again. Explaining his predicament to the stewardess, she allowed him to use the "Ladies" but warned him against touching any buttons. After relieving himself, his curiosity got the better of him, and he saw a number of buttons. The first marked "W.W.", pressing it released a jet of warm water which cleaned his buttocks, encouraged he pressed the 2nd one marked "W.A." , which blew some comforting warm air to dry him. He said to himself "The women really have all the good things in life". The 3rd button was marked " P.P.", pressing that sent a puff of perfumed powder on his ass.He then pressed the 4th and final button which was marked "A.T.R.". The next day he found himself in hospital, ringed for the nurse and asked her what had happened. She said " Why didn't you listen to the stewardess, that last button you pressed was the " Automatic Tampon Remover", and your penis is under your pillow. |
LAMIA | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 04:53 am OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUNNY AND SAD IN THE SAME TIME. |
Qanciye | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 08:32 am That was hilarious.......man.........I am still laughing........keep up the good work kiddo. |
Anonymous | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 04:55 am OH HOW SICK, LOL |
Ilhaam | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 04:45 am LOL...lol..lol that was so funny..i almost fell out of my chair. THat was really hilarious...keep 'em coming Ilhaam |
Anonymous | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 04:07 am that was very funny,but not funny that funny!!!!!!!! |
YASMINE | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 08:05 am TO WU DOG YO MY MAN THAT WAS FUNNYYYYYYYY !!!!! KEEP CONTINUING TO GOOD WORK ...HOPE TO HEAR MORE OF UR JOKES !! LATER... |
dirtysouth | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 03:01 pm wudog hell yeah that was funny dawgg,,,, those are the kinds of joke we should be telling not some shitty lame stories,,,,aight dawgg keep coming with some real fly dawgg,, ,,,,,,,,,the dirtysouth,,,,,,,, |
ifraha | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:19 pm gix gix gix gix gix gix gix,I can't write any thing coz i am still laugfing,gix gix gix gix gix gix gix cio bello |
CLEANJOKE | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:02 pm A COP WAS TRYING TO HELP YOUNG WOMEN IN TROUBLE WHILST HE PASS A REDLIGHT AND GET INTO AN ACCIDENT THERE HE WAS CRYING FOR HELP; |