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THIS TO ALL THE MEN WHO LOVE THEIR WOMEN!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): THIS TO ALL THE MEN WHO LOVE THEIR WOMEN!!!!!
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Mh

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 10:26 am
DO U GUYS KNOW THAT ALL THE SOMALIAN WOMEN CAN'T BE TRUSTED?
DO U GUYS KNOW HOW I FOUND THAT?

THIS IS THE STORY AND MY BACKROUND.
FIRST OF ALL I HAVE HAD ONE LOVE FIRST AND LAST IN MY LIVE TIME AND I AM NOT HOPPING TO GO BACK IN THAT SETUATION BUT I AM HOPING TO BREAK A LOT OF SOMALIAN xxxx.

MY FIRST AND LAST LOVE WAS WITH A WOMAN WHO LEFT HER HUSBAND IN BACK HOME AND NEVER MENTIONED TO ME THAT SHE WAS MARRIED EVEN ONCE. ONCE I LIVED WITH HER ABOUT THREE YEARS, ONE DAY HER HUSBAND CALL AND I ANSWERED THE CALL. GUESS WHAT NOW SHE LOST HER EX-HUSBAND WITH TWO CHILDREN AND ME.

SO LISTEN TO ALL THE BROTHERS WHO THINKS THEIR WOMEN ARE PERFECT DON'T TRUST A WOMEN. Fxxx ANY WOMEN WHO LETS YOU. AND BE STRONG AS SOMALIAN MAN.

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ANAS

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 10:52 am
To MH
Com on bro. Do not tell me that is true, please tell it is just a joke, How can you live with someone for three yrs and not knowing her background and where she is from. That is the basic thing you ask a person that you want have a relationship with. Specially in somali community that we all know how much we love about talking other peoples business. 3Yrs Bro. I am not saying you are damn or anything like that, but I will say onething though its either what you saying is just pul!!! or you need help go see a doctor

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advice from uk girlz

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 12:19 pm
this is to mh

i am sorry about what happened with you if its true. but not all of us r the same cuz there are guyz who break hearts and there are women who break hearts too.but we are all different and individuals in our own ways.only cuz you had experience with 1 u think we are all alike.i give you 1 advice next time you get into a reltionship as deep as your previous one make sure you know them well enough for you to make up your mind to move in with them.and remember brother dont judge a book by its cover cuz like i said we are all unique in our own ways.
love and respect to u brother
p.s good luck in the future and lets hope u change ur mind about ur somalian sistaz.

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 02:51 pm
To MH
u suck man, and yr cheap person who can coupe the real life situation. Get a life your are a looser in life. Yr mental judgement is weak. Even if this story is true you have no thinking mind may be you were not in love just you were after her money. Tell me if she was a single mother. give me break u know it untill her husband step in to the house and he kicked u out to cold. Tell the truth. But by the way u did not mentioned if u married or not. If there was a marriage u would have been already known what is happenning but if u lived together that was alright for u then u and her are both sinful .
Ask mercy yr Allah and do not ever publish such disgusting story on the web.

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SAHAL69

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 04:21 am
THATS AN INDIEN MOVIE I SAW THE OTHER DAY CALLED(RAJA HONDUSTANI) LOL
SAHAL69

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Mh

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 12:49 pm
Hey anonymous

u sound like the husband of my ex lol....lol

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Mh

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 12:53 pm
To ANAS

First u need to understand about what I said, then ask me why I could't figure that out bro don't talk like a fucket.

This lady was in love with and she was hiding all this !!!. and now I hope you understood sucker.

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Ayaan

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 02:10 pm
whao!!!!!!!

first and for most, i'm sorry about what happend to you. i can't say i know how it feels,it all sounds so dramatic and all, like a big soap-oprah, the never-ending story.lol look here man everyone in life gets an up or a down sometimes and i'm guessin' this is yours, but don't generalize us all like that, we are human- yes but we all are different-individuals and that's what makes us a WHOLE.

Maybe it's because god wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, and that was your wrong, so listen to my advice, love comes to those who believe when they been hurt, for those who have fate, when they've been betrayed, and for those who HOPE. neva lose fate , who knows one day out of the blue you might me your MIS.RIGHT, untill then take your time and please remember were not all the same , they're are few good people out there, search for them.


one luv, one heart,

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LAMIA

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 06:33 pm
SALAAM TO YALL
MAN I DON'T GET IT AT ALL. EVERY WHERE I GO I HEAR SOMALI GIRLS OR SOMALI BOYS. WHAT'S UP WITH THE GENERALIZATION. SOMALIS ARE LIKE THE OTHER NATIONS WE HAVE GOOD AND BAD PPL. MH BROTHA DON'T THINK OF US THAT WAY JUST BECAUSE ONE WOMAN. REMEMBER YOUR MOM AND YOUR GRAND MOM(hope they are Somalis) DO YOU THINK THEY ARE BAD AND ENTRUSTED TOO. ONE MORE THINK AS LONG AS YOU LIVE YOU'LL MEET DIFFERENT PPL AND THEY CAN'T BE ALL NICE AND GOOD PPL SO YOU CAN'T STOP TRUSTING ALL PPL.

PEACE OUT

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Mh

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 09:33 am
Thanks to Ayan and Lamia and I really admired your advices, and I am not generalizing somalian girl. but I think that you understand that how it feels like to waste your time, not just a day or two days, it is 3 f****** year

and also I want to tell you girls that you are smarter than anas and the other somalian asswhole like annonymous.

and I know that sometimes girls think much better than guys. and thanks for the advice.

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iwaydii

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 09:26 pm
i don't truth somalian grils too,at all.

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bay

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 01:45 am
maybe they don't truth you •••• head

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Anonymous

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 06:33 am
LOL
HE NEED A BIG TIME HELP THE MAN IS NOT DOING HIS HOMEWORK AND AS THEY SAY IF U R NOT DOING U HOMEWORK SOME1 WILL DO IT FOR U
LOL

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Hanita

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 02:34 pm
MH:

Love is an illusion and will allow you to see only those things that you want to see and dismissing reality.::(::(

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 10:40 pm
All Somalians ppl are crazy,coz they alwayz take about Somalian ppl and they don't have any thing else to do. Let me give u ALL only one advise,

don't waste your time on the web talking about •••• . why don't you just read the QURAN and get on with your life thats worth it.

BYE MY BROTHERZ AND SISTERZ.

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Fiidmeer

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 04:16 am
To: MH;
Hello! brother, I beleive you do have a big problem for just talking about somaliwoman. Well let me tell you one thing LOOSER; You stayed with woman(married woman)for three years and also you had a sex with right?
Have you ever heard the old somali saying: HAL XAARAAN AHI NIRIG XALLAALA MA DHASHO!
I hope you get that and please NO SEX BEFORE THE MARRIAGE OK.
NOTICE (Waa gaari nolol wacan lagu soo gardaadshee
gobsanaa hablahayagu )

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ANAS

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 05:28 am
To MH

I am really disappointed, all of this time I thought you were just joking, but now I see you sound like you are serious and that is what really got to me. What world do you live in, if I may ask, telling me the lady was in love that is why so she was hiding. In love with Who? you or the throne? sorry bro. Love doesn't work that way, If she was in love with you she wouldn't hide something"like that" something that she knows sooner or later you will find out someday. 3yrs.........3yrs....don't make laugh, where is she from? Another planet? Alien or something? don't have a family?. Don't tell me that sorry excuse like "that is her life not mind so I don't need to know" because you were damn enough to live with woman 3yrs that you are not married with. What kind of relationship did you have? like the animal F**** each other, sleep together, no conversation not knowing each other, nothing whatsoever. I have never thought such ppl exist, but now I know..bro good luck with next one.......

To the rest of Somalis

I apologize about my language, I really didn't write such thing on public page, but I couldn't help. Sorry bro.& Sis until next time peace and love

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Mh

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:24 pm
This is to Anas and Fiidmeer:

first to Anas. As I told u first u don't really understand what I wrote, so u need to get a dictionary or some help. teeda kale if someone needs to hide something from u, he/she would be able to hide for centuries. All I can say to u is that u sound like a child and learn the life because there is a lot of things going on the world that u don't know. also go to school so u won't have any problem with the reading and stop chewing the •••• ASSWHOLE.

To fiidmeer. sxb do u know what xalaal means? I guess u don't know what halal is. if u know what halal is answer to this question. If a beautifull somalian lady walks to u and asks u to go out to sleep with her would u say that is xaraan? If u say I would, you suck bro....

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ifraha

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:08 pm
May be she had good reason f lying to u .
or may be she was wating the right time to say it to u ,anyway even if she did lie,the point is do u still LOVE her


take care

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hannah

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 01:35 pm
see somali guys just get to me some are so dam, i think he knew her background but just wanted to use her i mean come on 3years and when he used her he did not wante her anymore so he descied to say it on the internet, •••• sad dog
i hate somali guys not beacuse i wante to but they make me hate them
i have not met one somali boy who i thought was worth talking to or looking at

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Ubax101

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 01:44 pm
My dear MH, you have been living in sin for three whole years and you have the nerve to strech your status? Was it a common law relationship? Do us a favour and dont add your mischeives by washing your dirty laundry in public as it is already!

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kayse

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 11:59 pm
What the hell is wrong with you ppl.since when we us Somalis had common law relationships..what happen to the culture and the religion.....what happen to the old ways and the family values

1-You meet a girl.
2-You get to know her" shukaansi" (without all that hanky banky ••••)
3-You ask her to marry you- if she say yes
4-You go to her family and ask their blessing.
and if it's no go find another one..

They all just get here and talking and acting like they were born here..

all ya ppl here except ubax you ain't better then him.... so shut up

To Hannah.
Did you woke up from the wrong side of the bed...Top of that you ain't even suppose to be looking any men..

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AISHA

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 02:08 pm
To: Keyse

I think bro you are the only one who knows the culrure, and the religion and I'm realy realy proud of you bro. keep up bro

And to Mh who is acting like he knows what he is doing, I realy don't want to give you any anwser cause you don't know where you are going to cuz you are just blind. And don't gorget to use the 4 steps that Keyse gave you for the next time.

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Gunslingers

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 06:43 am
What ever your name is did't see it at the start but any way u mus be dum are something because me would have fe fined out all bout a man before me move in a house with him. Not all women that came from somalia CHEATS I have too friends from Somalia and they are nothing like your first and only love. Shame u meck a gal fool u Good luck next time

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Gunslingers

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 06:43 am
What ever your name is did't see it at the start but any way u mus be dum are something because me would have fe fined out all bout a man before me move in a house with him. Not all women that came from somalia CHEATS I have too friends from Somalia and they are nothing like your first and only love. Shame u meck a gal fool u Good luck next time

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