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What should somalian guyz do and not do on their first date?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): What should somalian guyz do and not do on their first date?
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Anonymous

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 10:37 am
this goes out to all u guyz let us ladies from london hear your views.
ladies u r always wlcome to join with your opinoins

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Gentle Style

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 12:00 am
Nice Question Anon.


What I would do on my first date? Haha oh boy it's not easy, but I think every body got different styles, I would go to dinner then cinema then cup of tea at home but no sex, kiss her finally. that is my style.

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A.J.

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:59 am
Asalaamu calaykum

waw nice question by the way the London attracted me here not the Question allthought it is a tricky question lol r u tryin to make a point? London guyz don't know how to date I don't know just askin LOL
back to the Question, well this is what I would have done:
*Buy some flowers and a lil gift.
*It has to be at about between 6pm-8pm no later
otherwise we know it gets hotter lol
*If there is a relevant movie on e.g. no action
maybe romantic film or a love story e.g.
In Love and Basketball damn a nice film.
*Drive her to the restaurant < Oooh I know
a restaurant, no drink no smoking, dim red and
blue candles >
*After we have eaten, go for a drive or sit
somewhere quiete and ask some reall deep
questions, using ur head and experience.
*If she is OK with it lets go home, allthough
somelian ladyz r scared to death as if u gonna
rape them or hit them, don't u know we care u r
our damn sis?
*After it reaches approximatlly 10pm-11pm take
her home and give her the kiss of heaven wishing
her a goodnight.
*After u reach home give her a call, How waz
tonight? and lil some sweet stories and
a goodnight.

That is what I would have done anonymous as a London guy, what I wouldn't do well use ur head and think of the opposite of what I have said...
Hope I helped ya in some way whatever this purpose waz for, just to remind u don't expect any guy to do this, I do agree with Gentel style brtoha u couldn't be more right
"Everybody got their own style"
I'm out nice topic I actually enjoyed it....

Peace N Love

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Gentle style

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 02:25 am
AJ

Itseems we got same style but you gave more details but I didn't, or did you copy my style lol?

AJ & Gentle style 2 most wanted bachelors lol..

I'm out....

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NASAB

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 04:15 am
YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS. HEY GIRL I LIKE YOU AND YOU LIKE ME WOULD YOU MARRY ME ? I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU ALONE COZ IT'S (HARAAM). BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN WHAT YOUR SAYING.

BE STRONG BRO, DO IT LIKE A REAL MAN.

GOOD LUCK

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AJ

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 04:35 am
looooooooooooooooooooool

brot copy did u said lol nah mate thiz my style anyhow like that:
A&J Gentle 2 most wanted lol
hey bro nice to hear that we have something in common u feel me some brothaz would be sayin
"Damn wacha beggin for" to be honest I waz expecting u to say that but bro I judged ya easilly my bad nice to meet ya mate

Anonymous hope u see now but I still don't ur point gurl, say some aight Peacee

Peace N Love

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OUTLAW_21

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 08:18 am
IAM SORRY LADY BUT WERE YOU MAKING A POINT?


I WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF COPIERS AROUND BUT YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY ONE DAY I KNOW YOU NEVER BEEN ON DATE YET BUT KEEP UR HEAD UP LADY ONE DAY IT WILL HAPPEN (LOL)

I LIKE WHAT NASAB SAID IT MADE ME LUAGH MAY IT GIVES YOU AN I DEA (LOL).

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King

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 11:59 am
This is what I would say
on first date.whatzz up? babe
that is nice poops whoa! and
I would ask her if can taugh it
I will play with it all day
and then we go home and do the
reall thing...
peace all yaw

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Ninnaa

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 12:54 pm
Salaan,
I thought this was the Jokes Forum but anyway, on a first day you shouldn't kiss or tell the girl you love her, you can say you like her(at the end of the date, that way she will think of you all night), but please don't say the word "Love" on the first day. Say sweet things.
The point of a first date is to get to know the person. So on a first date just talk and ask a lot of questions, and if you like he's answers and opinions, girl, invite him for lunch or dinner or something, I would make him special food, after that talk and talk somemore, just don't rush things, save the kissing and others for later, much later.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:03 pm
hi there my brothers the point to this is that I just wanted to see how my fellow brothers in London think cuz I know how we think on the first date
well I must say thank u to all of u guyz for takin the time to answer this question especially to gentle guy and aj and too u all keep them comin my brothers i wanna hear more of ur views

once again thanz alot to u all
luv and peace to all Londoners

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Amaal

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:18 pm
To Ninnaa, i love your way of thinking sis,some of them don't even know the word "love" but they say it anyway, just to look cool or thugish-whateva, anyhow a real sistah likes a brotha who's interested in her for who she is not to impress her, share your deepest thoughts, goals, fears, ect. that's what i call a date- to A.J & Gentle style- Whoa! if that is really what you would do on your first dates, •••• knock on my door anytime and i'll gladly go bounce wit ya, if flowers and romatic candle-light dinners are involved. ::)::)::)

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LMAO

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:19 pm
LMao.......

AJ: u lil charmer, ur the ones young gilrs should watch out for!lol

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A.J.

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 01:56 am
asalaamu calaykum

I'm back, with more energy lol who wants to argue lol just kidding..
Hey anonymous it waz pleasure helpin ya I hope it helped...

Ninnaa
I agree with ya sis "LOVE" damn not in my book on the first date, keep it up sis...

Amaal
loool seems it has been long time since u have been treated by a reall pro huh lol just kidding sweety, there r plenty of brothaz who would do more than i said so It is all up to u girls from London "smile and say hi to the brothaz" u never know what u might find....

LMOA
loooool wacha tryin to say huh "shaxaari"????
mmmm lol listen just trying to help sis/bro if I want something I would have made my point lol

LONDON da place to beee

Peace N Love

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SOUTHBOY

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 04:55 am
I dont know where ya'all from but where Iam from IF you dont get down on the first night then you is a "PUNK". I mean When you go out on a date you have to hit a home-run that is how we do over here. Iam not being a jack-ass but that is how we do things over here.

ONE.

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Essence_21

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 06:07 am
Salaamzz my dear Brothas N' Sistuh's,

1st of all, let it be known, I aint from the U.K. but across the Atlantic Ocean(US). Anyhow, I like some of the responses that the brothers gave, namely A.J. and GentleStyle!! EY, y'all got it locked down..lol. But seriously, me personally, I enjoy to have a good conversation, and a deep one mind you, with the person on the 1st date. That date is crucial, because whether u like it or not, you make your impression of the person. It aint about the "bling bling" ..that impress the gal, unless she's a gold diggah..but its really about their personality, how open they are willing to be with you. To sum it up, Communication is VERY important. I usually can get a good first impression about how a person is really like, with or without the charm. Excuse me for my babbling, but I love to get my point across the best way possible. Until next time folkzz, peace n' much respectxxxxxxx

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BASHA

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 07:14 am
SALAMA DHAMAAN,WAXAA SU'AASHA KORE JAWAABAHA LAGA BIXIYEY KA MUUQDA IN DAD BADAN AY MEEL XUN KA BILAABI LAHAAYEEN SHUKAANSIGOODA,OO MARKAAS GABADHII UU MUSTAQBALKA KA RABAY KA CARARI LAHAYD.WAX BADAN AYAA KA QALDAN SIDA GABADHA AMA WIILKA SOOMALIYEED UU UDOORAN LAHAA KAN NOLOSHA LA SHAREGARAYNAYA,QOFKASTANA WAXAA UU KA ARKI KARAA TAAS QOYSASKA SOMALIDA EE HADA JIRA.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 10:43 am
thanz to all of u guyz for takin part in this topic keep them comin my brothers

luv and peace
xxx

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Zenna

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 04:01 pm
Well from my point of view...the first date should be simple and pleasant. No expectation, no string attached, just be yourself don't try to be fake...I don't know about other girls but for me I don't really expect a guy to bring me flower or gift or even open the door for me. Just come dress well, smell good, nice breath, Oooh my godness and you've got to have nice shoes on..no those dressy one. I don't really like romantic movies on the first date. Comedy or adventure movie is cool. Go to dinner or take a walk. oooh and as far as kissing goes...kiss him if you feel like if not there is always second date unless he doesn't call you..hahaa.

No sex on my book though
Be cool and talk about everything and nothing

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Moh_luv

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 06:00 pm
Okey, seems like my points have already been jot down by playaz ahead of me.....lol
But check this out::
--> First impression matters alot. Try lookn descent. Gotta smell good( put on some Georgia Armani or even Tommy Girl, if u got it)....and most importantly.....dont forget to freshen ur mouth!(ie tic-tac).
--> Be on time for ur date. Dont show up on the door step 30 minutes late. Got ur bouquet of flowers and even some chocalate bars(if u can afford it).
--> She opens the door...give her a hug or maybe a kiss on the cheek(if she lets u that is).Otherwise...back up! Take her by the hand....and off ur set for ur lovely evening(unless its a blind-date>>those turn out disastrous mostly).
--> Movies are a perfect choice.....but since its ur first date.....u need time for chit-chat/talk..and get to know her. With my situation...no movies first date....go somewhere else..maybe a restaurant that u made reservation earlier....just on the very end u and her. Talk about life about everything. And be considerate about being a good listener....chicks love that!!
--> Take a walk if she feels like...enjoy the cool breeze together. Maybe on the park.......if possible.....a foot massage not a bad idea...lol
--> To wrap up the evening, take her home>>>> give her a huge hug AND TELL HER U WILL GIVE HER A CALL.
P.S. if u get invited inside..... u dont need a genius to figure that out for u!!!!!!

moh_luv

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Amina

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 04:50 am
Waz up

Aj n gentle bros i like ur style.. Aj i am sure sweetqueen will be impressed lol( sorry i forgot it was non of my buss.)

Anyways its all nice n good but a little too much for a first date (for me anyways). I definatley would not stop thinking about a guy after a date like that-- but i would spend days thinkig what the •••• is he upto!!! lol

Its just way too much for me!!

first date should be about getting 2 know each other- nothing physical- nothing serious.

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sister

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 05:57 am
Zenna i agree with u sis keep it real.

Guys what is this i am hearing about SEX or taking the girl back to your house.That shouln't happen unless u really trust the person i mean the point about taking her back to yours cuz u never now what this person is all about.
About the sex its xaraaam so no that is out too but the rest of what AJ said is all cool.

AJ what was that if you girls take the chance to say hi bro somali guys don't now how to say hi to somali girl the Jumicans are much batter at that not that i am saying i would date a jumican guy or anythink like that.

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me

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 06:13 am
A.J & Gentle..i love ur styles...but are they only in thoery or in practice too?

i mean in all my time in london (8yrs) i only seen one guy do the stuff you mention...and he was from sweden!

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Gentlestyle

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 06:31 am
GENTLE STYLE IS BACK IN DA........................ MOTHERFUCKER TOWN.........WORDUP..........HONEYZ

This goes to the Ladies...........................

Now enough theory, let's get in to practice, which honey wanna go first ?LooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

I mean like I said before every body got their own style so I was wondering if da females wanna check it out if its true what we are saying?

Like I said before Gentle style & AJ too mosted wanted hunkz in town........LoL

mail me at maxwell2000k@yahoo,com

Don't let blow the candle boooooooooo.


(PLC)
Peace Luv Respect

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A.J.

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:48 am
Asalaamu calaykum

Whoa to start with waz up Gentle brotha the game is on but don't fall if u do pick urself up lol..

Amina U lil cheeky lol sweet Queen will rush next time u get into this dangeruos business of ours lol as u said it is non of ur business...
Amina listen sweety it is not too much I agree it's about gettin to know one another BUT just gettin to know means just chit chat, remember boo ACTION SPEAK LOUNDER THAN WORD'S. Hope that made u get the point, U talk and u also act on it inorder to proove it what u all about u feel me?

Sister
Whoa Whoa easy now thaz what I said why is it u thinkin about sex when a brotha just wants some quiete just the two of u in a room or maybe u cannot control urself well thaz ur weakness and I know alot of brothaz out there r lookin for ladyz like u, be strong sis word got it all...5yr old knows sex is Xaraam, but in our case I would blame the age u know it is kinda Biology thing get it? I think I can asnwer that Question sister, when a brotha thinks u r nice and wants to say HI he wouldn't mention "sis" have u realised that? coz u said BRO it gives him or even myself gives me a lil disgust inmyself tryin to chat u up, so I would treat u like my sis rather than a stranger who I wanna get to know, I know that might not make sence but try if u want more info go to my topic "A brotha just doing his research d4edicated to the london girls" then I would try to answer ur questions...

ME
Hi I'm sorry but I guess u never met the right one also dependin ur area, coz to be honest with u I never had the chance to make this happen to some of the somalian girls yes other cultures, why other cultures coz u ladyz don't move with the game either u slow or either don't know or either not intrested still tryin to find out though...

I know it is too long I just like this topics Keeps ur haeadz up my people...
Yaw Gentlestyle still rulin bro keep that up publishing now huh, becarefull bro don't get hurt, if u need any help call on me lol

Peace N Love

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somaliG

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 02:19 am
hey this is for all of you guys who said the would do this and that at their first date ...
but don't forget to mention that you guys do these things just for other culture and never for a somaligirl well explain me that please....
really unfortunately i have seen alot of brothers who promise these things and yet don't do it for their sister but girls who are mostly white ...
well this it for now ...
get back to me now y'all...
peace & love

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Somalian Soldiers M.A and U.Q

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 02:39 am
To all my brother's and sister's

Brother's on the first date, take your girl some place nice and expensive.Don't be no scrubs. I ain't saying that girls are gold diggers but show that you at least you got suttin'.Definatly do not try and press her and come with that 'I wanna hit that' flex cause it is a real turn off. Treat her like a lady and be nice.
Hope some of youz that my advice.
Peace!!!

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Amina

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:34 pm
Well A.j i guess u is a real gentle man bro.. and i guess that i am too used 2 being a poor student to worrey about little things like that. Or maybe i am just getting old.

I think that those things are great but only would expect it from my guy when its coming from his heart not when his only trying to impress me. Got my drift.

It would be great if guys did that for their long term girls and not only at the begining of a relationship. coz a lot of brothers feel that they don't need to impress their lady when they know they got her.. know what i mean?

Thaz all i got time for now.
laters

peace

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CASANOVA

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 11:03 pm
WHAT I WOULD DO ON A FIRST DATE WITH A GIRL IS ASK HER FIRST IF SHE WANTS SOME WHERE SPECIAL SHE WOULD LIKE TO GO BECAUSE I AM ALL ABOUT PLEASING MY WOMAN. BUT WHAT I WOULD DO IS BE ON TIME CAUSE YOU LADIES KNOW HOW BEING ON TIME IS A BIG FACTOR IN A DATE. SO THAN ON I WOULD TAKE HER SOME PLACE WHERE WE COULD BOTH GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AS PEOPLE NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY AND FIND A WAY TO HAVE FUN. I WOULD THEN TAKE HER TO A NICE RESTAURANT AND HAVE A GOOD MEAL AND SOME DESERT AFTER THAT. *A TIP TO ALL THE BROTAZ OUT THERE* GIVE A LADY HER SPACE, DON'T BE ALL OVER HER UNLESS SHE WANTS YOU TO AND IF SHE WANTS YOU TO SHE WILL LET YOU KNOW, SO EZ UP ON HER. SO AFTER THE LUNCH,DINNER, WHENEVER WHERE HAVING THIS DATE, I WOULD TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES AND HAVE HER PICK OUT HER FAVORITE MOVIE *ANOTHER TIP* FELLAZ MOST LADIES DON'T LIKE ACTION, MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES SO LET HER CHOOSE. CHOSE A ROMANCE MOVIE, GRAB SOME SNACKS AND HOLD HER HAND THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. AFTER THE MOVIE I WOULD TAKE HER TO SOMEWHERE NICE WHERE YOU BOTH CAN GET A BITE AND DRIVE HER HOME. BE A GENTLEMAN AND OPEN DOORS FOR THE LADY. SEE TO IT THAT SHE HAS A FUN TIME AND DON'T PUSH HER TO THE LIMIT. JOKE AROUND AND CHOOSE WHAT YOU SAY WISELY CAUSE SOMETHINGS MIGHT OFFEND SOME PEOPLE. AFTER THE DATE WALK HER TO HER HOME AND TELL HER YOU HAD A FUN TIME *BUT SINCE HONESTY IS NICE* TELL HER THE TRUETH ABOUT THE DATE. DON'T JUMP TO KISSING HER CAUSE SHE MIGHT NOT WANT TO KISS YOU. AND THAT IS A GOOD THING CAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER DATE WITH HER AND WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT KISS HER THAN.
****LADIES BE NICE TO OUR FEELINGS BECAUSE WE TRY TO SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME**** THERE MIGHT BE TIMES WHEN YOU WILL BE SHOUT DOWN BY ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL OF THE DIFFERENT SEX, BUT DON'T THINK THAT'S THE END BECAUSE THERE IS A SPECIAL LADY/GENTLEMAN WAIT JUST FOR YOU. LET'S ALL RESPECT EACH OTHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE BROTHER'S AND SISTER'S. PEACE OUT.

LOVE ALL MY SOMALIAN BROTHAS AND SISTAS.

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mr smell good

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 12:26 am
Brothaz & Sistaz
First thing I would do is make sure I look good, make sure I smell good. I would take her to a fance restraunt order her a two especial big macz and large fries and a strawberry shake. after that bring out all the coupons from my pocket and add em all up. make sure that i get half of her share of the money cause i'll be damned if i am paying everything. after that take her to the movie theather and make sure that she brought her student ID cause i ain't paying $7.00 bucks that's just too much. then after the movie take her to a beach or a park, wait a park is nice cause you ain't got a car to take her lazy ass to the beach. show her what the world means to her and then go for that sweet hole in between her legs that's just calling for you soldier and score.
ps mr smell good

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Anonymous

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 01:41 am
I've had a 1st date that led me into living with the same many for 5 yrs... from the 1st date!.. we met on a holiday at the airport - both landed the same day and found a hotel THAT same day and stayed there till we both decided to get married on the beach and move to xxxxxx 2gether..


admittedly it's now over and we're divorced, but what a 1st date!

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DC PLAYER

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 09:08 pm
FIRST AFTER I PICK HER UP WE WOULD GO TO A FIVE STAR RESTURANT THAN GO SEE A MOVIE.AFTER THAT WE WILL GO FOR A BOAT CRUISE WITH SAMEONE ROWING AND US CHILLING AND TALKING STARING INTO EACHOTHERS EYES.THEN I WILL TAKE HER FOR A DRIVE AT THE COASTLINE AND ADMIRE THE OCEAN VIEW.THEN FELLAS THIS IS THE GOOD PART THOSE LEGS WILL AUTOMATICALLY OPEN FOR SERVICE THE BITCH WILL THINK U ARE MR RIGHT.IF SHE PLAYS HARD KEEP TRYING SEND FLOWERS OVER AT HER WORK PLACE OR HOME WITH A LOVE POEM TRUST ME MY NIGGAS THAT •••• WORKS LIKE A CHARM.

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Anonymous

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 09:09 pm
my style is ......"Nayaa, R U Gonna give me some later on 2nite" Com'n, I gotta know it before I waste my $ and time.
I like 2b straight.

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Anonymous

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 11:10 pm
hey hey it's me malik da milkman da calcium provider the bone treater, so my first date obviously I will provide her nice home made 2% milk(moo) U can't get better then that. since I'm very nice cooker I would serve her maliiks salad with grilled chicken,while she's eating some nice slow music will be appreciate it so I'd play(Joe or jagged edge,R-kelly tb2.com). After she finish eating I'd ask her if she wants feet message, and little bit of neck message ( we called that in my turf tyboo message) burn some candle light around the table with the first letter of her name to express my feeling for her, and later at night we might go out to play bowling .. this is how we flex in T.O.R.O.N.T.O.W baller city until then so alone

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Anonymous

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 04:17 am
ayusuf

Guys, this is going out both laddies and gentlemen, I think we are missing the big picture here. We are not trying to regulate how 1st date should be according to western culture....this is what I think or at least would do my 1st date with Somali princes. I would definetly dress nice but not over dress. Take her to resort where it is quit and can listen to each other's opinion. The most important thing on the 1st date is to figure whether you have something in common or not, view live in same way, share the same interest various things..etc. Do not let your hormones dictate the date likewise you will end up the •••• hole. I have said enough for 1st entry, see ya and keep sharing the wealth.

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M.O.B

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 10:14 am
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow but in Somali ok.

gabar ayaan waxaan is jaclen 3sano.
Malin maalmaha ka mid ah waxey etiri wan is jacelnahay wan oo gahay laakin uu sheeg aabahaa ana waxaan uu sheegayaa hooyadey.
markaas ayaan is kunaxay oo andhahay get a life
this •••• is from m.o.b homey'zzzzzzzzz
HOW IS MY SOMALI BROTHER'ZZ AND SISTER

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ismahaan

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:21 am
to;AJ.HELP me I am 17 and I have fallin in love for the firs time , I was in sweden then I felt in love whith this guy but it seem like kared abaut my boddy then my mind. I realy loved him we where together 1 mounth ,he was the first guy in my life.what happend was that he went back with his ex at the same time he was with me.one day I went to his school to suprise him,there they where kissing.thing was over beteween us and now I moved to england and I have problem to trust guys,hi efectit a part of my life.my frend says that I am beutiful and that I can find some one els.the thing is evry time I meet a guy he remaind me of the ex.love from ismahaan

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JABRIL

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 04:06 am
OKEY DIS ONE IS COMING OUT FROM DA COUNTRY SIDE, EVERY ONE HERE EXPRESSED THEIR SELF VERY NICELY BUT NOW IT IS MY TURN, ANONYOMUOSE LISTEN UP HERE, DIS WAT I WOULD DO WIT MY FIRST DATE WIT U.

FIRST AM GONA TELL U AM GONA COME N PICK U UP AT 7 PM WITH MY HOYANDA, GURLS LOVE CARS, OKEY LET GO DOWN NOW.

1. DRESS SMART, SMELL GOOD N NO TOO MUCH PERFUME FOOLS

2. I'LL COME ON TIME TO PICK U UP N 'LL BRING FLOWERS WITH ME, I KNOW IT IS NOT OUR CULTURE BUT IT IS ALL GOOD

3. NOCK YOUR DOOR WHEN U COME OUT, AM GONA SAY WOOOW U LOOK BUATIFUL, WHICH U ARE LOL

4. AM HOLD DA CAR DOOR 4 U N SMILE NICELY, DIS TIME AM SHOWING U DAD I AM EXCITED

5. WHILE WE DRIVING WE GONA TALK ABOUT UR FAMILY, HOW U GET INTO TROUPLE EVERY TIME LOL

6. TAKE U TO A ROMANTIC PLACE, WHERE EVER U LIKE, I MEAN SOME GURLS LIKE TO GO CINEMA, SOME GURLS RESUARANT SOME GURL LIKE TO GO NO WHERE BUT WALK IN DA STREET N TALK 4 HOURS, I LIKE DAD

7.DURING OUR DATE AM GONA TALK ABOUT YOU, HOW WONDERFULL U ARE, HOW RESPECTED SIS U ARE N HOW PRETTY U ARE

8. AM TRY TO SHOW U HOW SWEET I AM BY TELLING U WAT I HAVE DONE, WHICH IS NICE, HOW PEOPLE CAN RELY ON ME, AM TELL U HOW HONEST I AM, WHICH I AM, NO LIES EVER, I KNOW GURLS HATE LIES, AM TELL U HOW I LUV MY FAMILY N AM GIVE CHANCE TO TALK YOUR FAMILY HOW U LUV THEM

9. AFTER ALL IS FINISHED AM DRIVE U BACK TO UR HOUSE N TELL YOU DAD I HAD A VERY GOOD TIME, AM GONA ASK U IF WE CAN DO IT AGAIN

8. DIS IS DA LAST PART WHERE I MAKE MY BIG MOVE WHILE WHEN WE R IN DA CAR, AM KEEP QUITE 4 VIEW SECOND THEN AM MOVE A BIT CLOSER TO U, PERTEND LIKE I WANA KISS U, AFTER DAD AM SAY I AM REALLY SORRY I AM SOO STUPID DAD I TRIED TO KISS, DAD IS A TRICK I SEEN FROM A MOVIE FINALLY U GONA SAY IT IS OKEY DON'T WORRY, U'LL CALM ME DOWN N GONA KISS ME GENTELY.

FANIIITO END OF STROY

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JABRIL

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 04:14 am
OO I FORGOT WAT I SHOULD NOT DO IN MY FIRST DATE, WELL HERE IT IS, DON'T EVER TRY TO BE WAT U NOT, BE UR SELF, DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT YOUR HOMEES OR FOOTBALL, DON'T BE NERVOUS IF U ARE UR DATE IS GONE

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hellman_fm

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 05:46 am
hey ladies and gentelmen
this is a guy who is from north American
if I touch you something about how we date girls here, usaully guys are not the same. let me talk about myself.
first talke to her and prepare to have a romantic a date and beware of it everythig, including to wear nice cloth not jeans and timlands something makes you looke beatiful and you feel comfortable what I would give her and what will do, and check my breath buy some save breath candies

second thing I would do is make her supprise , buy some special follower and creating card too supprise her, go to movie threa and let her chose give her ride show her a place she never saw her before and also give her good advanture make her smell. or I would ride her in the beach site down dicuss her any experience I have had before don't dicuss her about how was your ex girlfriend. after that we would go and haven good dinner, the during we eating I wouldn't be rash, taking my time until she done, then ride her back home and give her a kiss she never had before hold her lips 2or 3minute, and then smell back say this is wounderful date when I get home call her back and talk about how was the date to me or her.


that is all what I would do
I gues this opinion is suck

sencerly: Freeman

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TAMIA

Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 05:37 pm
This is intresting yo'll...

well well well, aj am with ya bro n sis ninaa...

AJ i hope that is u u treat the sisters coz the kinda guy like u we don' even get them, i guess we not that lucy or i'll say when somali brothers r serius they scare of all those romantic words, but when playing with the chich, ooh hell yeah they sweeter then ever..lol.

i bet u dating a white chick,lol. no offence but our brothers don' dare to do that for us not all that but little.


A bit of advice all the brothers all i luv ya n i would dare to go out with other race wheather it's white, black or green what ever.
just be sweet n u know what first date thingy, no kissy, no hony or babe, coz she'll think "damm it that is a fricking pick up lines for the street chicks aight.. but be your self nice words n one rose would do the rest if u can' afford the buch,lol kidding, n the rest the aj mentioned...
n belive me u'll be her eyes bro....

stay ssweey yo'll...

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