     MADCHICK | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 06:58 pm
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming 'oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina'.
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said, "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
The Husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said, "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began going at it with the young lady very hard. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor" she shouted.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young ladies breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating replied, "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!" |
| Anonymous | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 03:08 pm
To Madchick what ever yr name is
Yr mother has a vagina talk about her. Do not chat any female parts. U stink fucking idiot mouse.
Do not bring in the chat line such pitch ideas |
| Anonymous | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 03:08 pm
To Madchick what ever yr name is
Yr mother has a vagina talk about her. Do not chat any female parts. U stink fucking idiot mouse.
Do not bring in the chat line such pitch ideas |
| WuDog | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 09:54 pm
Change of Plan>>>>>lolllllllllll
That's was suiside mission I luv my Sh*t i'm allergic to the Bee's,,,,the Doc was crzy! he was dieying to try.
Keep it up Madbee! still laughing my ass off!
ANONYMOUS! Come closer TO mE>>>>> SLAPS**&&^&*@
iTS NONE FO UR PUSYNESS |
| xidig | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 09:30 am
to: madchick
that was really disgusting
bahalgaleen miyaad moodey canbarka dumarka!!!!!!
do not tell us this pethetic story you idiot |
| DIC-RELIEFEER | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 10:44 am
MADCHIC-----U-FUCKING-KILL-ME-HERE-I-CAN'T-STOP
LAUGHING-YO-THAT----WAS-OFF-DA-HOOK-4REAL-YO.
BRING-SOME-MORE-AIGHT. |
| Unknown Bro | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 12:21 pm
loooooool brother, that was one of the best jokes I have ever heard, keep it up bro and don't listen the dose girls, it is just a joke ladies, no need to be upset, far out sometimes our sisters could be so sensitive when we talk about they or our favourite parts of the ladies body. |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 10:01 am
Vulgar but Funny
LOL..Im still laughing......
Anonymous...
Chill man it is just a joke..Don't leave your job over it...LOL |
| Muna | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 11:07 am
To MADCHICK:
The most graphic joke I've seen so far and I must say that you've pulled it off quite well!It was really funny...I can't believe the husband agreed to go along with such an non-medical approach!He must have been TOO HORNY TO THINK HUH???!..lol.
Until next time,peace,love and craziness to you all!
Muna. |
| asha | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 01:42 pm
hi brother that realy funny story and we would like to hear more jokes from you bro keep up.
and have nice day. |
| nasro | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 11:42 am
to madchick that was so stupudity to talk about vagina and all the stupid ladies part.If u think that is funny bro that ain't funny u ugly ass mother fucker. once again let me call u some stupid joke names ! u stupid ugly ass with a hole bitch mommma, bulshid u big dick ass ponk. |
| nasro | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 11:42 am
to madchick that was so stupudity to talk about vagina and all the stupid ladies part.If u think that is funny bro that ain't funny u ugly ass mother fucker. once again let me call u some stupid joke names ! u stupid ugly ass with a hole bitch mommma, bulshid u big dick ass ponk. |
| SISTA | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 12:07 pm
THAT WAS FUNNY |
| T-GIRL | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 02:07 pm
MAD CHICK is a girl. What part of CHICK didn't y'all get? |
| crazy khaldaan | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 04:37 pm
damn that waz some joke i wish
i was that doctor. and if i was
the husband i wouldn't of hit it
from the back, while the doctor
is bussy with the front. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 05:52 am
Ale ka cabsada afkiinana cadaab yuu idiin horseedin |
| redman | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 11:52 pm
llooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllloooooooooolllllllooooo. that was the funniest sh** i have ever read madchick keep it up. and the one anomonous ladie don't hate madchick this is a joke area so have fun reading this kinda sh*t and peace. keep it up madchick. lolol. |
| ABDIH | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 09:44 am
crazy lol!
DA BIGGEST SUCKA I'VE EVER KNOWN.
CLEAN UP YOUR MOUTH B4 U START TALKING. |
| Funny | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 01:05 am
Madchick,
That was really funny but the Husband forget to try him self what the doctor did to his wife he may do better than the doc???????????
thanks anyway |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 08:40 pm
dog i was the doctor haula ta me |
| SEXYBOY | Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 11:49 am
VERY STUPID MADCHICK VERY STUPID I CAN'T BELEIVE IT
VERY STUPID MADCHICK VERY STUPID I CAN'T BELEIVE IT
VERY STUPID MADCHICK VERY STUPID I CAN'T BELEIVE IT
VERY STUPID MADCHICK VERY STUPID I CAN'T BELEIVE IT
VERY STUPID MADCHICK VERY STUPID I CAN'T BELEIVE IT
VERY STUPID MADCHICK VERY STUPID I CAN'T BELEIVE IT
DON'T YOU HAVE A VAGINA TAK ABOUT YOUR NAYAA NOT OTHERS |
| NYC-NIGGA | Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 05:02 pm
Hahahahaha, I can't stop laughING, what a stupid couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen up irrational Somali people, •••• it was just a joke. Besides, if you have a problem with these kind of jokes don't read them (hint, hint, wink, wink: the title should give you an idea of what it is about.... you morons, take a joke)
That was some fucked up ••••, the doctor is a soldier for real.........he is doing his thing!!!!!!!!MAD PROPS!
PEACE THE •••• OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUNNY JOKE SIS, BUT I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!! |
