     Troublegirl | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 08:20 pm
A FARAX was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of
proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication
to become your relation
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the solemnisation
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilisation
and with a view to the expansion
of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our argumentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Your's truely
FARAX- JAMAC- KHOWDHAN- MOHAMED- GARACINLE- FINJIN- TRIBUNLE- GANOOLE- NACASLO- GEELJIRE- ARI SIIBE- JAMAICAN- NEIGER-AFAR ILIGLE ......I have given you my family tree....So what Qabiil did yo STUPID family come from anyway girl..?
PEACE
Dhibleeeeeeeeeeeeeeey |
| farax | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 06:53 am
I must admit this is the most idiotic topic u have posted so far t-girl,Just as I thought of u differently u proved me wrong ignorant halimo. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 12:29 pm
TGirl,
This was cleverly put together and fun to read.
Very artistic.
/ahmed |
| T-GIRL | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 02:17 pm
FARAX
With a name like yours I hope U come up with a betta joke.....
Ooops or is it because it was a FARAX that was doing the proposal..U got a bit agitated coz of it.....???
Ahmed..
Thanx bro |
| Quman | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 08:26 pm
Hey T-Girl.........u are the most funniest........cutiest.......finest.......cleverest.........articulest......and many more which i can't think of now coz.....i have to sleep and it is getting late........so keep up the good work girl.......for you are our leader in the forums. |
| JustLoveTheGirl | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 11:22 pm
T-girl
I think you are the QUEEN fo my heart. Please will you marry me? I know I can make you habby. I have never come accross a woman who is intelgent,smart and has humor of sense. |
| Muna | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 10:09 am
Hey T-GIRL that was really funny and I must say that the conclusion of the joke was rather unexpected I believe that is why I fell off my chair.Everyone at work thinks I'm desperately in need of urgent psychiatric attention..lol.It was hilarious and I guess for those that didn't get it,it's not her fault okay.T-GIRL you just made the mistake of assuming that your joke would only be read by intellectuals who possess a sharp sense of humour.Keep it up girl.
Peace,love and craziness to you all.
Muna. |
| Muna | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 10:12 am
I meant to address that to Troublegirl and I guess I just shortened your nick and it all of a sudden it seemed to address someone entirely different.Please accept my sincere apologies.Thanks.
Peace,love and craziness to you all.
Muna. |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:45 pm
MUNA
That was a unique acceptance of my joke.Thanx....I do realise your point though....I underestimated some of the readers to be witty and they would ensamble a great sense of humour...But you know what they say in here./....ONCE A FARAX....ALWAYS A FARAX.....U can take the Farax outta Badiye...but U can't take the Badiye out of the Farax
LOL...About Love peace and craziness.....That made me  |
| Aneisah | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:57 pm
it's peace, love, and nappiness::
anyhow T-girl- check out my joke, coming soon in somali forums's!!!!!!!!!! lool, gurl check it out when i print it in, if i can find time that is.: |
| LAMIA | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 02:00 pm
TO T-GIRL
DAYMMMMMMMMM GIRL THAT WAS VERY FUNNY BUT CONFUSING TOO.
BUB BYE |
| Somali-Psycho | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 03:56 am
Pple can't you see the sick game this wicked
punani called T-Girl is playing???
For your information T-Girl... you can fool
hundred pple one time but you can't fool
one person hundred time...
She's insulting somali men deliberatly:
According to her we are all illiterate,
good for nothing,alien to all civilized manners ie (can't talk to a lady) et j'en passe et d'autres.
I'll be back.............
Somali-Psycho |
| Faarax _100 | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 10:17 am
You are absolutely wright Somali-psycho, but please don't come to back those poor and frustrated girls. They are lost in the space and are imposinle to find.
T-girl is damp sick sis. amd every Nation has one, they may call D-girl or whatever. But what I can't take is all those other sis. who are happly enjoing while the D-girl is cassing their bro's!
What the Hell is wrong with them?
are they all D-girls?
are they bastards whith no bro's?
I don't really understand what is wrong with these ppl in the West!!!!!!!!!
Hey, psycho don't waste your time bro.
see you till next time. |
| T-GIRL | Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 12:39 pm
FARAX
I challenge you to go out and buy....."How to understand a joke in 101 ways" U clueless Gitt |
| Muna | Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 01:49 pm
To T-Girl:
Thanks for what you said earlier.Personally it just baffles me that people aren't taking this joke at face value..that's all it was meant to be anyway..A BLOODY JOKE!! T-Girl I think you were just trying to have some fun and unfortunately there were people out there who were just waiting to crucify you for it!But from my people to your people girl keep those jokes coming I think I am rather enjoying falling off my chair at least once a day...regardless of the stares I've been getting lately!!!..lol.
To SomaliPsycho:
If you happened to have a personal vendetta against T-Girl man please just leave it beside your computer and log on without it okay...pick it up on your way out of cyber space!!She was just joking...and you don't need to take it seriously man,it wasn't like she was making a personal attack on your character or the integrity of Somali men.Why must everything with you people be about a big attempt to conspire against you! RELAX! And that's me trying to put it nicely..I can't get any softer than that bro!
To FAARAX 100:
Allow me to be the first to feel pity on you and inform you that dropping out of ESL prematurely like that only leads you to frustrate yourself in trying to communicate the ignorant thoughts you feel you need to share with the rest of us innocent souls...and you just end up annoying and agitating the hell out of us...do you see a good side to this??Let me help you out man...Go Away and think of something else to say!And next time you feel the need to share your intake with us remember that we are not here to resort to calling eachother names.It is one thing to insult one person..but an entirely different story when you insult a whole group of people you know nothing of and then proceed to insult their parents as well.Obviously you have no manners and I think that I speak for the rest of us when I say that my patience and tolerance is running low...very low...virtually running on Empty!!!
If you don't have anything positive or creative to say...then why ruin our day by typing that stuff up to us when only God knows we didn't ask to witness it!!!! Chill man and go home and read your ESL text book I think you missed a couple of chapters on Sentence construction and Grammar as a whole...what a tragedy!!
Until next time comrades,peace,love and craziness to you all.
Muna. |
| T-GIRL | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 02:50 pm
MUNA
PPL in here cannot take it when a "GIRL" has an attitute or she is right or even if she is remotely funnier than them....In the General Forum....they got atleast 5 forumss under my name......some hating me and some loving me....but the hate ones don't bother me coz Anger is the sign of Defeat U C......I laughed it up coz I know what and who I am. Girl watch coz in no time they will have a Forum page on your name...if U get a little rude to the SENSITIVE GAY boys......Like Somali-Psycho/ Faraax/ and Poison.
LOL.....U made me laugh with what U said about Farax.....I bet he is wondering what that meant too..since he needs a help with his English |
| MAKAVELI | Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 08:56 pm
2 SOMALI-PSYCHO
Man i totally agree with u cause them girls start dissing and all that but you know you can't help, that is their nature, trust me bro cause me know lot of them AAAAAAIIIGGHT????????
By da way "DEPUIS QUAND TU ES FRANCOFONE?T'HABITE OU??ET TU T'APELLES COMMON????
AU REVOIR...... |
| Somali-Psycho | Monday, November 27, 2000 - 07:03 am
Salut frere
J'ai ete francophone toute ma vie!!!
Djib--->Reims---->Tottenham---->Largs
l'aventure continue.....
A+
ali |
| Sweet_Queen | Monday, November 27, 2000 - 08:26 am
Personally i believe that was a joke and psycho bro i totally understand what ya sayin but it's just a joke mate! There are an auful lotta jokes out there targeted especially at females dissing them. So bro the sis may not have deliberately tried to make you Somali men look dumb, but it did and as much as i found the joke kinda funny i don't agree with making our bro's look bad like that. I'm sayin t-girll may not have done it intentionally and that you are right in a way.
Bro's and Sisters R*E*S*P*E*C*T 1 ANOTHER!!!!!!
But guys you gotta agree that you make a lotta unsuitable jokes about your sisters too so don't get mad just see the funny side of it.
And ppl this is the forums for JOKES!!! Hello?? Is it just me or are people making a discussion about everything?? Get back to me on that one.
Laterzzzzzzzzzz
Sweetlikehoneyfingerlickinggoodtastinallthatandmoretogetherfun GIRL signing out. |
| Somali-Psycho | Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:34 pm
Sweet Queen
Thanks for your posting.
I know what you mean sis.
In my opinion is about time we learn not to hurt
each other, one can tell a joke in many different ways...you know what a mean.
I do agree with you the place is for Jokes
but I refuse to be a by stander.
Peace |
| faarax | Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:55 pm
RAMADAN kareem |
| Bigbrother | Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 08:50 am
Take it easy PPl.
Peace n Love
Love you all.
Bb. |
