     TRUTH TELLER | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 08:49 am
HERE GOES:
A guy saw a lil girl coming towards him while sunbathing nude. He covered himself with newspaper he was reading and the girl asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don`t know. I was laying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know I`m here."
The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a little pause, the girl
replied,
"To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.
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| Anonymous | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 09:11 am
off the hook |
| Anonymous | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 11:09 am
nasty girl u nasty |
| Tariq Ahmed | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 11:44 am
As you said bro Nasty and funny.
Rest assured you will get others who think otherwise! Just wish them all love and hapiness like I do. |
| Q,bitch | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 12:30 pm
THE BEST JOKE I'VE EVER HARD.
SO FUNNY. |
| nasro | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 07:14 am
TRUTHTELLER,that was of the hook i really enjoyed reading, i couldn't evenfinfsh the sentence because it was of the hook. once again ialways like callin people names, jerk ponk stupidugly looking somalian ponk. |
| Cabdi | Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 10:01 am
I am cryingggggggggggggggggggggggggg
this is some •••• for real |
| bent qatar | Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 10:26 am
ma testehy wala tkhayel ala umrk tgool halklaam, wryahee, have some manners, stupid wallah |
| STAR | Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 10:57 am
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
HEY THAT WAS TIGHT
NOW OTHERS KNOW NOT LIE TO LITTLE
GIRL AND BE NUDE ON BEACH WHERE KIDS ARE
IT WAS REALLY FUNNY
I LIKE I LIKE
PEACE |
| zamira_17 | Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 04:39 pm
eyo that was rather funny......damn good onei give u probs alrite???
peace kids..... |
| Anonymous | Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 02:46 am
this is funny and nasty 4 real respect sis,some times is GUD to entertain our self bent Qatar bro WOT language is that?????????? |
| farah | Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 02:50 am
yeah bent Qatar can U tell as WOT language is that??????????????? |
| ON fire | Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 02:52 am
loooooooooooooooooooooool damn girl you're killing me.....funy •••• |
| B.H.N | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 07:09 am
Yo funny joke but don't you feel kind of embarressed telling people stories that you have expereinced..... |
| hannah | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 11:59 am
good that should teach the fucking dog a good lesson
good one |
