     Tariq Ahmed | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 11:40 am
MURPHY, His name was Murphy.
Murphy went to work on tuesday with both sides of jis face covered with bandages and plasters holding down his bandages.
His manager asked him Where where you yesterday? but first what hapen to your left cheek?
Well sid Murphy;
I was ironing my shirt and some-one rang my house phone!!!
The manager could not stop loughing, then he said;
"Hold on, so some one rang you while you were irioning and you picked up the irion thinking it was the phone and so that you burnt yourself"?
Yes replied Murphy.
Then what happened to the other side of your face?
To which Murphy replied " Well I had to call the Ambulance!!! |
| SOMALIAN GIRL | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 02:46 am
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT WAS HALAREYAS BRO I NEVER HEARD A JOKE LIKE THIS BEFORE KEEP UP THE GOOD JOKES BRO.
PEACE AND LUV TO ALL U LONDERNERS!!!!!!!
"MAN I CANT STILL GET OVER THAT JOKE." |
| hannah | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 01:53 pm
good one, i was laugh so hard i could not breath, that is the best i have seen so far can you believe it where were you hiding all this time
a somali guy told a funny joke
must be end of world i did think they knew how to laugh
peace |
