     ANAS | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 12:02 pm
Hani Likes To....It's the spring of 1959 and Hanad goes to pick up his date, Hani. Hanad's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Hani's father answers and invites him in. "Hani's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool." says Hanad. Hani's father asks Hanad what they are planning to do.
Hanad replies politely that they will probably
just go to the libarary and do their home work. after they might stop bye to a drive-in movie.
Hani's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Hanad and he says, "Whaaaat?"
"Yeah," says Hani's father, "Hani really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Hanad's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to
ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for
the evening.
A few minutes later, Hani comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and anounces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Hanad escorts his date out the
front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening, kids!"
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Hani rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:
"Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!"
I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY IT ,,,,,,,,,,,,PIZ |
| Muna | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 12:54 pm
Man that was soooooooooo funny Anas.I really am laughing out loud and I'm getting all teary-eyed just trying to visualize it.I can just see Hani coming back to yell at her father and correct him that it's not screwing that she likes to do but the twist!That was really original man!I loved it.
Peace,love and craziness to you all.
Muna. |
| Mh | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 01:02 pm
To Anas:
I guess u aint have anything else to do for life except talking •••• or spending your time on this ••••. I think using the computer is something to u
So go ahead and do something that is good for the future of ur ass sucker.
and I guess u know why I am saying that to u!! |
| ANAS | Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 05:06 am
To All
I found out in our community "Somalis" we have a lot of people who likes being negative and don't want to give credit anyone else but themselves. The reason that I am saying this is because every time I try to read a joke I see bro/sis insulting another bro/sis. for nothing have no reason whatsoever. One good example is "MH" he/she is telling me that I waist my time posting some ......jokes. MH if you feel that my jokes are that bad you could say that you didn't think it was funny instead of telling me what to do with my life or my time. Sorry MH. if you don't think this funny than deffenetly is not for you, is for those who think is funny so leave it alone..............
piz & luv
Muna Thanks for your comment and I am glad you found it funny. |
| WuDoG | Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 08:16 pm
Heehe ehe ehe looooooooooooooooooool!!!!!
THAT'S SO FUNNY BRO. kEEp IT rEAL wHOODI
aS THeY sAID 1 mOE tIMe! |
| malikshabaz | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 07:12 am
ANAS I'm glad to hear you say that to MH.you are one of the few bro/sis who responds in such a good/ civilized way.
because there are people with abnormal attitudes so called bro/sis hater.Those are completely the minority.The reason why they attached to the negativity is that they really don't know what this medium is all about.therefore it is nice to be civilized and knowledgeable against those kinds of reactions .and I seek them to learn it from you.
peace |
| MALIKSHABAZ | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 07:18 am
BTW I LIKED THE JOKE. IT IS FUNNY LIGHT AND SMOOTH.SO I AM LOOKING FOREWORD TO HEAR MORE OF YOUR JOKES.
MALIKSHABAZ
PEACE |
| ANAS | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 07:40 am
to Malikshabaz!
Thanks bro I really appreciated that you took the time to wrote a very nice complement. I will look forward to post some more jokes as I create/receive them.
I also want to thank WUDOG. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT BRO.
Y'LLL TAKE IT EZY NOW |
| DOG | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 04:59 am
faadumo fiyakooni, cali canbuulo, khadiijo gorgoro,
sacdiyo shibigadheh, axmed makaroni, naciima nayaayur, batuulo basajo, maryan marshabiyedi, faarax musmar,cibaadu cidiyodher,xaliimo xaax,xaawo xuux, nuur burgiko, jaamac jakab,kaltuumo kal iyo moyo,shamso shax igadhiib,
qatra qalbi wayn,zahra saliid cadey, nasra aniga miyaa ,farxiyo meshi aawey, shukri maafiyo,maxamed bulikeeti arda aboowe isuk,duniyo gadaal uwayn,foziyo acuudo, qamar qaalawakiila,siraad samifiinal,timiro taqfalawayn,canab cadiyos,xuseen xamxam,xasan xiimaye,barliin baqiobiyo,aasiyo ferawayn,luul lalabo, enjoy |
| alaa | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 02:02 pm
that was a great joke ANAS keep it up bro i really liked it
ANd dont listen to that fucked up MH he dont a joke from his ass
iam waiting for the next best one!
peace iam out. |
| Mh | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 02:57 pm
To alaa:
First of all, alaa u should not miss with someone that u don't know and lucky to be unknown, because there are a lot of people who like to talk that way because no one know where they @ or who they are. Do u think u should be alive if I known who you are fucket/bitch? so u can say whatever you want to say as long as that u hide your identity. |
| anas | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 05:45 am
To Alaa!
Thanks Bro/Sis for your comments, I did appreciate that.
To MH
Here you are again insulting another one your bro/sis. for no reason, this time you even went to the next level by threatening her/him that you would kill her/him if you would know where/who they are. Let me ask you something why did you hate this much to you bro/sis.? what made you this way? I have asked myself these two questions and this is what I come up with. It is either you are at age of between 14 and 19, where you feel you are stronger,always right, smarter, than anyone else or you are psycho who needs to see a shrink ASAP. So bro. behave and don't be ppl hater. stop being so negative
Peace & Luv |
| Mh | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 02:25 pm
To Anas
Thanks for guessing who I am, but I am not either.
The reason I insult you or alaa is that u insulted me before, but you can't remember me.
So let me remember you that who I am. I am the guy who lived with his girlfriend for 3 years and later found out that she was married. you called me and idiot instead of advice or comments to that. So don't pretend a nice guy. You asked me the reason that I couldn't found out that she was married and I told you that she was in love with me and she was hiding her backround. Also we met in U.S.A so we did not knew each other before. I guess know u understood why I am the opposite. Also I want to tell you that your stories are funny, but I was saying that to piss you off. |
| THE PIMP | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 09:52 pm
ANAS YOU FUCKING MORON WAS THAT A JOKE MAN TRY TO TELL THE WHOLE STORY FOR ONCE FUCKING MORON.....LOL...LOL..LOL YOU ARE NOT THAT FUNNY |
| Anonymous | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 09:56 pm
HEY ANAS I WOULD GIVE YOU A CRIDIT BUT YOU DON'T
DESERVE ONE BECOUSE YOU HAVEN'T TOLD THE WHOLE STORY SORRY ABOUT THE NAME CALLING THAT CAME OUT QUICK ...LOL..HEY ATLEAST I ADMIT IT...LOL.
GET A BETTER JOKE JOE ANIS THAT WAS ALREADY THERE.. GET YOUR OWN JOKE...SORRY PRO IAM BEING REALISTIC...THATS ALL. |
| ANAS | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 05:56 am
To MH
Thanks bro. I appreciated that, I didn't know where you were coming from, but now I know and I apologize if what I said offended you, All I was trying to say was it is hard to believe being in Somali community not hearing somones background, I guess I am noisy, but I also forget something which is you only hear what you want to hear when you are in love. One more thing bro. I never called you an Idiot, and I would never do that. Again thanks about your comments and I am sorry about those comments that I made it earlier.
TO PIMP
HEY WAZ UP MAN I LIKED THE WAY YOU PUT YOUR NOTES. AN YOU SEEMED LIKE A GUY WHO KNOWS ALOT OF JOKES, WHY WOULDN'T SHARE WITH US. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, AND ALSO I AM DYING TO HEAR THE REST OF THIS STORY "Hani like to" SINCE IT IS INCOMPLETE WOULD YOU PLS, COZ THIS IS ALL I'VE HEARD.
LET ME SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME POSTING JOKES THAT IS ALREADY THERE, PLS READ THE COMMENT THAT I SENT TO MALIKSHABAZ ON EARLIER
PEACE AND LOVE |
| makaveli | Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 08:16 pm
2 THE DOG(dmx)
marax xabaddii ugu danbeysay ayaad ka tagtay, iyo haboon kanjaajirow......... |
| Hanna | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 11:43 am
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
DOGG...oooohhh..my God...that was...sooooo..funnnyy...i have never heard..so funny nicks..before..in my hole life...gooshhh..i wonder where u guys get all these...from.i swear..this was..hilarious,i just cant stop laughing..ama..print it out.
oooohhh...xalima xaax...xaawo xuux..loooooooooooooooooooooooool...walaahi that was funny..ama..use it everyday..siraad semifinal..cibaado cidiyo dheer..loooooooooooooooooooool...and all those funny stuff.
God..bless..u walaahi i love somali homour.
i love u guys.
Hanna |
| ifraha | Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 12:55 pm
ANAS, QUESTION FOR U BRO,WHERE DO U GET THIS STUFF
JUST WONDERING,COZ IS SUPER
THANK'S AGAIN FOR MAKING MY DAY BRIGHT |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 08:01 pm
Woooooooooooow,WONDERFUL,WOoooooooooooooooow |
| hannah | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 01:59 pm
hey you really are funny guy god help us all
best somali guy i have heared of who can laugh and joke
keep up
somali man need some like you to stay a life (stop me killing them)
only joken |
