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It´s not all about SEX

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): It´s not all about SEX
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Swedengirl

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 04:08 am
eey yo guys and galz out there... i´ll tell u one good thang...though SEX is the precousiest gift god have given us... it´s not all about that.... specially u guys..... i dont mean to be rude or some´ like that but those guys i´ve met.... theyre all about it...so plzzz help me out!! the question is whyyyyyyyyyy????

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Norwayboy

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 05:28 am
Sweden girl.


I love sex, all man love sex, see below joke!!!
How to keep a women !


How to keep a woman.

Give her lots of attention.

Tell her how beautiful she is.

Show her that she is very important.

Spend lot's of money on them.

Let her think that she own's you.

Help her shop for shoe's (even if it's for three hour's)

Give her the respect that a lady should get.



How to keep a man happy

Come on time.

Come naked.

And with at least a 12 pack.


Zee ya, and have fun

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ibizagirl

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 02:07 am
to norwayboy
I don't know about the rest but spending money on her well that is very good idea but forget about the others and also you can spend money on me any time of the day and you will get nothing from me but I will take your money, so don't think that just because you give me money and tell me all of the others thing that I will have sex with boy you need to think again and again okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
you think that you are all that don't you well sorry but you are not so why don't you get a life.

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S-girl

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 03:52 am
guyzzz- u havent still answered my ques... why is guys only after sex when they see a goodlooking girl?? and by the way the virginyty of a is as much valued as for a girl...in gods eyes!!

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LAMIA

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 04:11 am
S-GIRL LET ME TELL YA WHY???????
THEY ARE AFTER SEX BECAUSE THEY'RE GUYS. THAT'S THE WAY THEY ARE AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE THEM.

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norwayboy

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 06:24 am
ibiza girl

I'll spend money on you and I'll fU*ck u for life baby girl, so if you wanna bounce lets bounce

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SOMALIMAN

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 06:30 am
S-GIRL WE THINK ABOUT THAT EVERY 6 SECOND SO IT IS A MALE THING U KNOW
EASY

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Swedengirl

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 11:28 pm
who said it´s a male thang.... we women does think of sex too..alot..but we doesnt show it tha way u guys show it... well as my judge from u guyzzz its just that, that SEX is a part of ya... the same as personality...if ya understand me!!!
but still it aint all about sex ya know!!!

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Anonymous

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:38 am
FEAR ALLAH TO U ALL!!!MAY ALLAH GUID U!

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Ibiza

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 05:13 am
to norwayboy
baby i can only get bounce with you if only you can aford but bad luck you can't. like i said i will take your many but would not give you anything in return so am sorry but no bouncing, i only bounce with rich mans.

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norwayboy

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 05:40 am
Ibiza + norwayboy = free bounce!!!!lol

How do you know if i got money on not? but let me tell you something = i get chickz for free, if you willing to give for free i'll eat it if not keep it for the stupid nigga's who will pay for it.

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Abdi_y

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 08:44 am
Hi. the answer to that much mis-understand questions is that men are natural preditors. when they meet you first they are nice.. then slowly it's more about sex.. but if you refuse them, then they will RESPECT YOU, and want you more or they will leave you either way you find out what type of person they are right!,.. take care.


Peace&Love

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Fuad

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 10:00 am
Yo listen up I got to tell so get the blunt ready, sit back, relax and read this •••• right here.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Somali
They were in a plane flying around the world. The plane was heavy so the captain instucted the guys when they flew over their own country to throw out something which they already have in their country.

They first flew over Ireland, the irishman picked up a Lepricorn and threw it out of the window, The Englishman asked him why he did that, he replied back " There's plenty of them in our country.

They then flew over Somalia, The somali picked up a box of qat and threw them out of the window. The Irishman asked why he did that, The somali said " We've got plenty of that in my country don't worry i can get high when i get home".

They then flew over England The Englishman picked up the somali and threw him out the window, The Irishman asked him why he did it, The Englishman said " We've got plenty of them Stupid Bastards In our country.

So what the's story on that then son!!!!!!

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Ibiza

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 05:49 am
to norwayboy
baby I know that you don't have money because I can tell not just money but the money that can be spend on me do you know what I am talking about anyway how can you say go to nigga's who will pay for it, baby you got me wrong when I say I get bounce with rich, what I meant was that to get marry not to give it up with out getting marred.
by the way don't say that to me again because I will be getting marred to Somali man

later

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anisa

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 06:16 am
I understand other words but tell me
what do you mean 12 pack norwayboy

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Ibizagirl

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:09 am
TO NORWAYBOY
DID THE CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE

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norwayboy

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 01:44 am
Ibiza girl..

Are you mad at me? well if I have said some bad things then please for give me, but that was part of jokes here, so don't take serious every thing I said? and when are you getting married? would you invite me? or dump that man I'll marry you and treat you good.

Anisa 12 pack = don't know either, don't ask me cause I copied some where.

Bye now

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Somalian Soldiers M.AU.Q

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 02:20 am
A 12 pack is a pack of condoms. I can't believe y'all did'nt know that!! Especially Norwayboy who wrote the ••••!!!

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Anonymous

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 02:51 am
somaliensoldier ...
see how some of our ppl are ,brainless...
it's just sad...
actually they do have brains but most of the times they don't use it..lol
peace

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Ibizagirl

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 05:40 am
to norwayboy
I am not mad at you but you said it as if I sleep with mans with out been marred any way where are you from,what's your name and how old are you if you don't mind me asking if you what to tell me this in private then you can give me your e-mail if you got one and if you don't then make one ok.
see you one monday because I will be going to a wedding this week end so chat to you later.

bye now and have a good week end.

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NORWAYBOY

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 06:13 am
Somali soldiers & anon.

You guys are the stupid ones, and did you think I didn't know what 12 pack is, let me clear this up for you sons THIS IS JOKE FORUM, YOUR COMMENTS IS NEEDED IN (RA YIGA DAD WEYNAHA) speaking of brain, ANon what kind of brain you have, I bet you eat KHAT every day,

IBIZAGIRL: MAXWELL2000K@YAHOO.COM

CIAO

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SwedenGirl

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 04:57 am
heey ya´ll!!
I love Sex...but if a girl want to have sex she get printed as a HOE!!
hell no...we got feelings and all those stuffs!!
so for all ya guyzz out there...if a girl wants to have sex with u dont see her as a hoe!!! see her like a human beeing who got feelings and can get kacsi as ya self!!!
peace out!!

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diegogirl

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 10:23 am
oh no swedengirls! cant believe u said that u love sex...lol!

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THE PIMP

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 09:01 am
so do i i love sex twenty four seven....
but sweden girl would you like to make money on the side too holla at me girl and sex is the reason why we are together i think..)":O"
by the way sweden girls ain't all that so don't front....

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JULIET-00

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 08:54 am
OHHHH ALL I GOT TO SAY IS "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL".
DAT WAS FUNNY. OHHHHHH THNX GUYS.

FIRST OF ALL FUAD DAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE. I WAS LOL
FOR HRS. THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST FUNNIEST
JOKES I EVER HEARD. U AND ANAS BOTH CRACKED
ME UP TODAY. ALL I DID WAS LOL TODAY. JUST
LAUGHING.

SECEND, BOTH NORWAYBOY AND IBIZA GAL
NEED TO GET DA HOOK UP, CUZ BOTH OF U R ACTING
LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE. BUT NEVER THE LESS
ITS FUNNY. U GUYS MADE ME LAUGH 2.

THIRD, PIMP LOL. DAT WAS A NICE ANWSER
U GAVE TO SWEDENGIRL.WHY NOT GET
YOUR MONEY WORTH. (SORRY GIRL)

FOURTH, SWEDENGIRL SAY WHAT? GIRL WHAT U
TALKING ABOUT. IF A GIRL HAS SEX B4 MARRIAGE
SHE IS AND WILL B CONSDERED AS A HOE
IN BOTH MY BOOK, AND IN SOCIETY.
ESPEACIALLY IN A SOMALIAN SOCIETY.
IT DONT MATTER IF SHE IS DA
SWEETEST HUMAN BEING, THE POLITESS,
THE MASQUE GOER,OR IF SHE IS A GOOD GIRL.
NEVER THE LESS, SHE IS A HOE.
U CANT HAVE SEX UNLESS U MARRIED.
IT DONT MATTER IF U HAD IT ONCE
OR A MILLION TIMES.
ITS DA SAME IF U AINT MARRIED.
"ONCE A HOE ALWAYZ A HOE"
DAT IS HOW U WILL B LABLED AS.
ITS NOT JUST A SIN TOWARDS GOD,
BUT B U MAKING YO SELF LOOK
CHEAP AND EASY. BESIDES
WHO WOULD WANA A
RECYCLED,REDUCED REUSED TYPE OF GIRL.
U NEED TO GET YO ACT TOGETHER
BABY GIRL. YOUR A SOMALIAN GIRL,
ACT LIKE ONE. DONT GIVE THE REST OF
US A BAD NAME.
JUST CUZ U IN SWEDEN DAT DONT MEAN
U GOT TO ACT LIKE
A CHEAP SWEDEN GIRL.
DONT FORGET YOU ARE
AND STILL WILL B A SOMALIAN.

FIFTH, THE MATTER AT HAND, GUYS LUV SEX CUZ
THEY GUYS. DAT ALL. ALL MOST GUYS THINK
ABOUT IS SEX. 24/7. SEX... SEX... SEX....
DAMN. AND MOST OF THEM NEVER HAD ANY IN
THEIR LIFES B4. ITS A GUY THING.
OR MAYBE DAT IS DA ONLY THING THEY
ARE GOOD AT.
THAT IS DA ONLY WAY THEY CAN
BEAT GIRLS.
I DONT KNOW.I CANT ANWSER IT AS WELL,AS A GUY.
SO I GOT ONE ADVICE FOR U GUYS. HOLD YO HORSES.
IF U WANT THE BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE,
WAIT TILL U ARE MARRIED. THAN U WOULD B DOING
THE THING U LUV THE MOST, WITH THE PERSON
U LUV THE MOST.

HEY GIRL I HOPE I HELPED U OUT.

PEACE N LUV

JULIET

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ISMAHAAN

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 04:33 am
TO NORWAY BOY.ARE YOU FROM NORWAY.BECAUS i AM

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