     Hanita | Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 01:39 pm
hey everybody!!!!!!
look i had free time in my hands today, and decided to give ya'll a little joke to get through the day.
Hear goes nothin'
okkkkkkk,,,, it was thanksgiving and kelly and her familly were gettin' together on a thanks-giving fest,food hot of the plate ready to be served, so everyone sits around the table, her grandparents, parents,uncles, aunties, cousin's, etc. There is one thing this family values the most and that is when you sit to eat, YOU SIT, can't get up for NOTHING, not even to use the toilet.soooo what happens??? After about 20 mins eating there organtilly made food, kelly has to use the rest-room really badly, but is afraid of her father, she know's if she leaves to use it , her life as of she knows it would be over, so she sits wishing that if would go away, her dog SPIKE is siting near her, and the family is laughing their heads off, having a great time, so she listens for a while and thinks- "yo i can get away with this,no-one will notice," so she lets it out nice and easy the first time. Her father smells it and points sharply at SPIKE(the dog) and yells."spike stop that, you bad dog".
ohhhhhh she thinks •••• daddy is blaming the dog for this, so the second time, she lets it out nice and slowly , but with more force then the first. The room starts to smell and the dad once again points to the dog and yells"Spike stop that."
So for the last time she does it again, but with more force then the first and the second. Father smells it again and gets really pissed, so he points at the dog and yells-"SPIKE MORE OVER BEFORE SHE ••••'S ON YOU".
TELL ME WHAT YA'LL THINK OF THIS.LOL |
