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STRICTLY FOR LEEROY

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): STRICTLY FOR LEEROY
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SPARKLE

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 05:10 pm
LEEROY......BROTHA MAN, I HAVE BEEN READING YOUR POSTING AND FINDING THAT EVERYONE THAT I READ WAS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THE LAST. BUT STILL EVEN THOUGH YOU WENT MILLI VANILLI ON ME I STILL FOUND THEM INTERESTING.......AT LEAST INTERSESTING ENOUGH FOR ME TO WRITE BACK.

AIGHT THEN LEEROY PEEP DIS
10 WAYS THAT A SOMALIAN BRO PICKS UP A GIRL

1. YO EH YO GIRL
2. YAWWWWW!!!!............GIRL GIRL
3. NAAYA.....DON'T YOU HERE ME CALLING YOU
.......FINALLY WHEN DA GIRL COMES OVER.........
4. DIDN'T U HEAR ME CALLING YOU
5. MY BOY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
6. I HAVE A GOOD STORY FOR YOU
...GIRL NOTICES THAT DA GUY IS A LITTLE OLDER....
7. NAW.......AYAN... SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER THATS MY SISTER.
8. WHO ME I WASN'T AT U'R DADS WEDDING
9. I GOT A HOME BACK IN SOMALIA........U KNOW THE VILLA
10. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!!

FOR ALL THE FEMALES THAT READ THIS........GIRL YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT.
ALL THE GUYS WILL PROBABLY TRY TO DENY IT.......WHY WOULD YOU WANT......YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE....IF IT AINT YOU NOW......IT WILL BE IN A COUPLE YEARS.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT LEEROY.

*SPARKLE*

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LAMIA

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 04:26 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:)

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SPARKLE

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 07:46 pm
LAMIA GIRL YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE............CHECK OUT MY POSTING @ THE I HATE HALIMOS COMMENTARY..............IT'S ONE OF MY OTHER "SOMALI MEN" ORIGINALS

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Leeroy

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:42 pm
@Spark plug


Sorry I must been out of town..


About this whole thing, what ya want me to say!!!!!!

Where u said "I love you ...Mary me"

I never seen or heard a brother using this

this what you call a pick up line !!!!
come up something else You shemale

eh eh eh

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Muna

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 01:26 pm
To Sparkle:

Those are exactly the lines they use to pick us girls up!I mean no style,originality or anything.Yeah and about that thing about your secret admirer sending his best friend over to tell that HIS BOY thinks you're cute...THAT'S SOO 20 MINUTES AGO.I mean are we in the 3rd grade...that's the last time I tried that!!!And don't even get me started about the SENIORS that try to hit on you and convince you that ain't old enough to be your father's father!Man they're past old...they're ANCIENT..downright FOSSILS!And yeah I read your message on Ignorant Halimos...It was something else,maybe you should read mine??!

Until next time,peace,love and craziness!

Muna.

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