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10 Reason a Computer must be male(Joke~)

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): 10 Reason a Computer must be male(Joke~)
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BuGzBuNnY

Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 05:39 pm
Hi Guys I am a new comer,soon you will be laughing your azzes off...

10 REASONS A COMPUTER MUST BE MALE


1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

2. A better model is always just around the corner.

3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.


4. It is always necessary to have a back up.

5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

6. The best part of having one is the games you can play.

7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

8. The lights are on but no one is home.

9. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

10. Size does matter.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

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LAMIA

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 04:19 am
looooooooooooooooooooooooooool that was good.

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Shacni

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 05:36 am
Hey Bugz Just wodering are u male or female?
And that was funny true in most cases no doubt!

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BuGzBuNnY

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 06:49 am
shacni sister I am 100% male, any more questions?

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Shacni

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 02:00 am
Yes........
where are u from?
Emerites or the States

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hamdi

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 09:54 am
man that was funny keep it up....

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BuGzBuNnY

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 03:06 pm
Sister I am Torontonian.....Canuck

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ifraha

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:13 pm
keep it, next year u will find your self in the awards for the (BEST NEW COMER'S)

take care.

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187

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:43 pm
am a big guy,,,,,,,since u said size matters,,,i guess am eccepted.lol.....

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NowNlater

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 01:10 pm
WO._Ow Hold Up !
If u are 100 % male, how come u came up with somthing like this ? Aren't you contradicting yourself ,? rather critisizing the male species or were u just flabbagasted by those remarkable verses most definatelly by someone else .
Where did u copy that ????
By the way im 110 % female so why should i care anyway . By the way it's all tru ( i guess) Hmm
ya'll need something original .....

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