     ANAS | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 05:01 am
The Man with no Arms and Legs
There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed.
So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
1)would treat her nicely
2)wouldn't run away from her,
3)would be good in bed.
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from
any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a
man alive who could live up to these expectations,
so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard
the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on
the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who
didn't have any arms or legs. The man said 'I'm
here about the ad you put in the paper. As you
can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you.'
The woman replied, 'Yes, but are you good in
bed?' And the man said with a smirk on his face,
'How do you think I rang the doorbell?
Another one check it out
THE MAID:
There was once a man whose wife had gone for a vacation. When she comes back from vacation and starts resetting her wardrobe she finds that there are two panties in her dresser which do not belong to her. Seeing this she gets very angry and calls her husband and asks him , 'Whose panties are these?' Taken aback, he replies, 'I have no idea.'
She gets really irritated and asks him to tell the
truth, and thereafter calls the maid.
She questions the maid and asks her who these
panties belong to.
The maid replies, "Madam, how do I know?
These panties don't belong to me, I don't wear
panties, you can ask Sir, he knows it."
I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT ......ENJOY IT.
I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK WHICH IS:
Last weekend me and my girlfriend went to see a movie, while we were in the theatre before the movie started after the preview, I don't know if you are familiar but there is a massage says: SILENCE IS GOLDEN. When that massage came up everybody went quite. Next thing I heard was my girl saying STOP IT STOPIT HONEY.....very loud, then every body start laughing and looking at like I was doing something, Which I wasn't. The reason that she did that is coz. I have done something that we tought it was funny, you guy may disacree. A week ago we were in a restaurant where we were having just regular dinner. After we finished I pretend that I was going to the Men's room, but I went to the waiter instead and told that it's my girls birthday and I want them to bring cake and candles and sing for her and they did it. It wasn't her birthday so couldn't believe that I would come up with such thing.
Som of you are wondering we are little kuku in the head "crazy" but we aren't. we both really happy and do such thing that will make us laugh.
So now is my turn to come back with something funny I am asking you guys if you can help me comming up with something really funny. Remember I don't want do something that would tear us apart. Somethign sweet and funny.....HELP ME OUT HERE YO
Y'LL TAKE IT IZY NAW |
| BRO M.C. | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 07:10 am
ANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GACAN IYO LUG AAN KUU TAAGAY SAAXIIBOW.
LOOOOOOOOOOL I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THESE THREE JOKES SPECIALLY THE LAST ONE YOU & YOUR GIRL. BRO I CAN SEE YOU ARE FUNNY, BUT SHE IS EVEN FUNNIER. HOW DID YOU GUYS FOUND EACHOTHER......
HERE IS MY LITTLE HELP TO YOU:
NEXT TIME YOU GO OUT SIT NEXT TO HER, MAKE SURE NO ONE SITTING NEXT TO YOU AND THEN FART "BIG ONE" IS GET TO BE VERY LOUD SO THE PEOPLE CAN HEAR, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T •••• ON YOUR PANTS THOUGH, THAN SAY BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SAY IT LOUD.
PEACE AND LOVE KEEP POSTING |
| Asad | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 07:23 am
I laughed the first one so hard that people who were walking by me thought i was crazy...keep it up Anas
Asad!!!! |
| Muna | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 09:35 am
To Anas:
Hey that was really funny,I must say you seem to have a natural talent for telling jokes and moreover you seem to possess an unabashed attitude about it to even apply it your personal life.I love surrounding myself with people who appreciate a good laugh you know...LIKE A NICE,WELL-DONE,JUICY PIECE OF NEW YORK STEAK!!!
Anyway,keep it up man.
Until next time peace,love and craziness.
Muna. |
| ANAS | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 10:58 am
TO Muna! Thanks for your complement I really appriciated that. Girl I think I wrote this before but I'm gonna write it again I think you are talanted too, after I saw your writtings, thoughts, comments, debates I said she has alot to offer to this community and also she is very good writer. sometimes by reading your comments I have to go get a dictionary or ask my co-workers "which most of the time don't even know the meaning" some of those words you use. let me tell you onething when I came this site this morning, I saw that stupid thing says, You and Ayanick are LES..... I laughed so hard you know why coz I know the reason which is he/she could not understand what you guys are always talking about, didn't understand your jokes, comments etc. so the only way that he /she could stop you was to write something like that. It looks like it worked for him/her as far as ayanick goes, because I saw the note that she posted saying that she is leaving from this sit, but you I don't think so because you still here......keeepup the goodwork girl. and i hope you don't waist your time one of those idiots, OOPS DID I SAY THAT. cause is not worthy...Peace and love sis...and don't get me mad cause I laughed, I didn't laugh at I laugh at him/her.
BRO M.C. AND ASAD thanks for both of you. Bro M.C that was a good one but I don't think I would do that to her. that would make both of us stupid and people wont see as a joke.....Thanks again think of another one
Bro & sis. common help me out here find me a joke or something before the end of the weekend. I really need help. help me out here yo |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 05:33 pm
Anas to getyour girl little bit worried and make her laugh you should hire a fake police officer they have agencies who do fake police activities and one day go somewhere with you girl and tell the fake police where you will be going and they'll arrest her like in a police matter and after she couldn't find why she is being arrested tell her you got her. |
