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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): SWEDEN LADIES
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NADIASOMALIA

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 02:57 am
WE ALL KNOW WE R THE GREAREST!
SWEDEN LADIES GOT IT GOIN'ON AND ON
WE LOVE OUR COUNTRY!
WE LOVE OUR RELIGION!
WE LOVE EACH OTHER!
WE R THE SEXIEST!
GIVE ME YOUR OPINION PLZZZ

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GUESS WHO?

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 04:57 am
You came from Somalia and now live in sweeden.
I came from somalia and now live in Britain.
She came from somalia and now lives in the states.
Her sister came from somalia and now lives in canada.
My sister came from somalia and now lives in Australia.
Do you get the connection? You Dont do you? I will break it down for you:-- We are all somalian, we all share one mother tounge,we all have one culture, we are all stupid 'couse we fight each other, and now couse you had the fortune of luck to get out of somalia and end up in Sweeden, we all know you realy wanted to go to London or maybe the states as you definately have a relation in London. You should now think about those of misfortunate who are still strugling in Somalia and not declare your self as the "Best Somalian Ladiz".
On the other side I have nothing but Love for you baby, and if you are all that, hey maybe we can hook up one day!
Take it easy and am out

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Anonymous

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:38 am
maxad ku hadleysan.? ma sheko ficanbad weysen mise sidana,dhab idinka ah.mida kalelabo qofood side isuguu racan iney sheko aan mesha anfacey iska dawa qoraan. dadyahow isqabta, firiyana mesha aad soo gashen waxa ay ka hadleyso, isla markana ku soo qora wax uu qalma shekada mesha ku xusan. iga rali ahada hadii aan qaldanahay.

SIDA IYO NABAD GALYO
IYO KULUU LEYSI WANAGSA.

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Suadita

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:43 am
waryaadaa hee..my girl nadia doesnt talk about anythang else than somaligirls in sweden r better than somaligirls in london or tha states or canada...just facts my bro!!!

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WuDoG

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 11:37 pm
Hold Up! Hold it right there!!!!!!!!!
to Sweden Chicks R Y'all Runing FoR Election?
My Vote Goes to USA girls Get Jigga Wit A.

GoHead! Do what Y'all were Doing////

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MUSSY

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 08:19 am
Peace and love 2u girlz from Sweden, why not?

I AM FROM LONDON THE BIGGEST CITY IN THE WORLD AND I AM PROUDE OF LIVING HERE, WHY NOT?
To the girls from sweden, where about sweden u live? Cuz i met couple girls from swedes last summer and they really sweet and we still talk on the once a week. Are your real names are AMINA and SUAD? If u are please get in touch @ my EMAIL MUKHTAR82@HOTMAIL.COM cuz i am not on the phone right now.BYE

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suad

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 01:09 am
why??

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Suadita

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 03:53 am
Mussy???
exactly my question is...WHY?
do i know u do u know me??
yes my real name is Suad....but tha other ones is not amina!!

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Suadita

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 03:55 am
WuDog.... aint no election here.... just telling ya´ll in here, Sweden livin Somaligirls are the finest sistahs in tha entire WORLD!!!
Just facts maaan, just facts!!

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sexymachine

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 11:03 am
LISTEN, to the bros what they tell ya is right! cause if y'll think your are fine well guess whatt you might be fine but you will never be as fine as the sisters in the u.s.a cause as we, we're sizzling and red hot babes!!!!!!#1girls so y'all need to step a side and let the SOMALIANUSA girls shine and one more thing don't try to underestamate the beauty of somalian U.S or any where alse in the world because ya'll cheap. let me Ask where do u SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!by the way we get the hott bros too i don't is that why you trying to sell yourselfs.

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THE PIMP

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 11:18 pm
I LOVE ALL SOMALI GIRLS WETHER YOU FROM MALAWI OR
SWEDEN AS LONG AS YOU ARE AIGH'T IT DON'T REALLY MATTER HEY I SOON WILL OPEN UP MY NEW WEB PAGE SO IF YOU GUYS ARE INTERSTED IN LET ME KNOW WE TAKE CARE YOUR AIR PLANE'STICK' SO DON'T GET BEHIND
YOU WILL BE A STAR GIRLS REMEMBER THAT. SEND YOUR PIC'S AIGH'T BY THE WAY I LIVE IN
DC' THE CAPITAL CITY SO THINK ABOUT THAT HAH.

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dahir

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:26 am
The swedish men dont like somali bitchs because they are not our type.The only swedish men who are after this girls are those who couldnot getone beutiful swedish girl or they are rather fat,ugly alcolist or drop out.This is the same to the somali men who have swedishwomen.Iknow many freinds with ugly fat swedish bicths-alcoholics.I rather stay with a somali girl than going after a drop-out swedish fat girl.

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RUNLOW

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 02:34 am
I DO AGREE WITH THE PIMP. KEEP GO...GO..AND GO. WHAT U GET IS A SISTER.


I DO LOVE U ALL!
THE OLD GUY FROM COPENHAGEN

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Anonymous

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 02:18 pm
I don't know what ya'll talkin' bout i live in India and it is the greatest place to live. You see indian's riding bikes, it's just great. Better than London, USA, Australia, and the other places ya'll are mentioning.

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$uadita

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:08 pm
to sexymachine!!

listen up, hoe....all we hear here in sweden about ya hoes...is ya´ll sucking tha fuckin niggaz cocks!!
all we hear is that ya´ll there are fuckin somalian hoes...
see that aint good for us livin in sweden...we represent real fine girls...pure tooo!!
heey girl may i ask, when was the last time u sold ya body?? heey i undertstand if thats ya livin, but dont come to me or anybody else and say usa girls are shining...cuz as long as ya pussy stink u aint allowed to show ya up like that!!
heey girl..how come all ya fine bros...coming to us?? a good question!!!

by the way...we buy our clothes from italy and france..somewhere u never come close to see we wear gucci, versace, armani and all that i´m talking bout expensive clothes, something u cheap hoe dont know!!

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SwedenGirl

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:10 pm
sexmachine....shouldnt it be fatmachine....all that fat •••• hanging round ya stomach and thighs!! i think it got u up in ya brain...stop rollin and walk like human beeing...monkey!!

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SOMALIANGUY

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 03:18 am
SWEDEN GIRLS ARE DA BAMP. BLIVE ME ALL THE HONEIES LIVE OUT THERE KNOW HOW TO PLEASE THEM SELF AND THERE MAN BIGUP FOR SWEDEN LIDIES
SOMALIANGUY

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Ragedi Camp

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:13 am
Hold on Pimp arse ******* please send your pic, to www.stupid.com/i am a nacas

This is massege is to somali girls you are all find as long as you have respect to your self


D From (Ragedi Camp)

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First Lady

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:18 am
To Ragedi Camp


R U Daud from ragedi camp i mean daud from north london (edmonton)if u r

I am the first lady of the ragedi camp you know what i mean holler at me

you know my num

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THE PIMP

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 10:52 pm
THIS FOR that idiot RAGEDI fucker there listen man
why you playa hattin on the pimp huh its niguz like you that can't even spell •••• right and still talking shitt like that no wonder you is in a camp fool. bitch made as nigga. you is
get your game right
get your spell right
get your english right.
sad nigga you are don't hate the game if you ain't one he trying to make him self look good using the FIRST LADY thats probably you faget..
:):):) plz man try it again.. i wonder what kinda woman would deal with you the TRICK YOU ARE..
stupid motherfucker...:(:(:(:

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ANWAR

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 04:56 pm
AIIGHT THIS GOES OUT TO THE HOES IN SWEDEN KEEP YOUR
HEAD UP LEG CLOSE EYES OPEN SEE THAT YOUR THANG YOU CAN SHAKE IT HOW YOU WANNA IT,I SEE YOU GOING TO CLUB WITH SOME MINISKART LOOKING FOR SOME LOVE
NIGGA PLAY YOUR ASS AND YOU WONDER WHY WE CALL YOU
HOES SEE AIN'T A THING WE LOVE U LIKE SISTER BUT
GOT TO SWITCH THOUGH AND YOU WONDER WHY BROTHER
HATE YOUR GUT YOU CAN GIVE IT UP FOR FREE IF YOU WANT OR MAKE MONEY IN THE CORNER CUZ THAT IS YOUR THANG. RECONIZE AND REALIZE WHY BROTHER HATE YOUR
GUT THAT ALL PEAZZZZZZ

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SOMALIAN_BROTHER_2_DIE_4

Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 11:06 am
heyyyyyyyyy, u see them bitch who are themself make me sick, u know what i mean cause u see not all sweedan girls are sexy or buuut ugly, somalians are somalian where every they go, i got respect for my sisters, but them bitch nadiabitc,and $1 worth bitch suadita,and also sweedanbitch,y'all need to get off sexymachine page cause u never got be her level,sexymachine sista i got love for ya,and bro anwar u are right!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U KNOW WHAT THEY ALL SAY IT TAKES TO KNOW A BITCH SO THEY MUST BE THE BITCHES. PEZE ALL

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E-flow

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 03:55 am
Nuf respect 2 my babes from GBG

Anwar! How come i know your "stuff" from some where,
Oh, you R a 2pac wanna be. My bad........

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