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     | Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 07:06 pm Feminist Humor Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they are in HOT water. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers. What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all? Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn;t ask for directions. Sadly, all men are created equal A man walks into a store which sells brains for transplant use. As he browses the selection, he notices that the female brains are cheaper than the male brains. When he asks for an explanation for the price difference, the store clerk responds,.."The female brains are less expensive because they have actually been used." Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things as well. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men.....a woman. Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman...
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| | Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 07:12 pm HEY VISIT THE MAIN SITE FOR THE SISTAZ >>>>>>>>>>"HERE IS THE DEAL"<<<<<<<<< JUST CLICK ON THE SITE AND YOUR THERE! AND OFCOURCE THE GENTLEMEN ARE WELCOMED! http://www.angelfire.com/ar/arawelo/
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| | Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 11:15 pm What A lovely HomePage sis.A Wonderful job! If u still Men Hater don't turn out to be Men Eater  . I'm glad that U relised nobody can make U happy, wich means U must take responsiblity for feeling good about urself first, then making other women feel good about themselves it's like a big Sister for them.To the World U may just be one person, but to one person U may be the World. U got Positive head and Negative attitude toward Men????? Arawello style HUH! Ain't scare... Make Peace Not WaR
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| | Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 05:07 pm To Arawello I'm so terrafied to say i've Enjoyed your jokes but hey That's good that you've been real Femanist. But still Like the brotha said make peace not war.But anyhow your being true and real Thats a godly given Gift. So Until than peace and BrothahooD.
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| | Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 05:57 pm Been to your home page lady, what a work your some thing, and i am intrigued .You seem like a very smart women but in your mind you think men are you think all men are lying and dumb weasels,most of us may be but not all men are. i almost enjoyed your site but my enjoyment was over shadowed by your hatred for man kind .your I.Q. seems too high for this kind of hatred I wouldn't be surprised if you achieved some thing when you dropped the hatred you carry with you,cuz you seem to smart for it to pull you down. What ever brought you to be a femanist?, What ever brought you to hate us?< What have we ever down to you that is so bad?, If you don't want to answer i understand. TAKE CARE
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| | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:15 pm To Arawello: Hey there sis that was truly some masterpiece!Heck you even managed to sum up most of it..you are really outdoing yourself..but hey what else do you expect of a WOMAN right??I loved what you said and I'm glad that someone else knows that joke about the IQ!!It's about time sis!Anyways,I'm about to visit that oh so interesting site you mentioned above..so see ya on the flip side eh!! Until next time,peace,love and craziness! Muna.
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| | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 09:00 am I'm back!!!! wit one of 'Arrawello' stories. It's said that 'Arrewello' was so so Fat that she could not reach her back wit the hands, and she needed some1 2 help her wash that part of the body. The extreme fat 'Arawello's' body emitted a bad odour which ppl sensed as they approached her, but nobody dared 2 say anything 'bout this defect of the Queen. So 1 day 'Arawello called in 1 of her castrated man and said to him: Come and wash my back, as reward I'll giv u a Cow....on 1 condition that that u say No word about me. :I'll do as the Queen wishes me to, replied the servent....Alright! said Arawello. She went into her bathroom and undressed herself, then called in the servent 2 wash her back for her, but as soon, the poor fellow was chocked by the stinking odour given by Fat Arawello. He said: Queen! I can't hold up anymore...I can't neither say 'uf'uf'uf'...how disgusting....cried the servent. ...U 've lost ur reward...said Arawello furiously...chasing away the poor fellow. So Arrawello isku sheeg! U need to buy another Mirror, coz its not the out fit that makes u look fat,,,, its the fat that make u look fat. And I bet ya if 'Dhagdheer' comes back to a life...she gonna eat U first wit all that fat. Ramadan Kariim
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| | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 07:51 am ARAWELLO GIRL I WAS WITH YOU AT FIRST BUT NOW U HAVE OVER DONE IT. WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT THE GUYS? WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE TO YOU? DON'T TAKE IT ONE ALL OF THEM FOR WHAT ONE GUY DID TO U. OUR GUYS CAN SOMETIMES BE ASSHOLES AND THEY CAN SOMETIMES BE SWEET AS IT CAN GET.SISTA CAN I ASK U QUETION? WERE ONCE OR TWICE MARRIED IN YOUR LIVE AND GOT DIVORCED? ARE YOU FROM THE DIXION SINGAL MOTHERS? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW U SOUND LIKE WIILWAAL
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| | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 09:06 am LET ME TELL U ARAWEELO THE WORD OF ARAWEELO= QUMAYO THAT IS WAY SHE CAN'T HAVE MAN SO SHE HAS TO BE A MAD BABY AND SHE IS TOO UGLY ANYWAYS SO NO BODY WAN'T HER SO SHE MAKE'S MAN LOOK BAD SO BALAAYO HAKUUGU DHACDO GABDHAHA QORXOON FAKRAD HAKA DHAADHICIN SIDAADA OO KALE YEEYSAN GUUMAYS NOQON HAVE U EVER HEARD SOMETHING CALL COUSMATIC THAT WHAT U NEED AND TOY
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| | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 08:22 am i feel you sister and your jokes are aigh't but you gotta understand that just couse one man did you wrong doesn't mean that all men are the same.. there are alots fools that aren't worth to date and stuff but there are the other fools that are worth to date and stuff to soi will give you a tip nex time you come cross with a man remember look beyond his imagination and say hey iam no better then the next woman so don't feel down just do your donations atleast that way you put a smile on someone else's face..( (((
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| | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 08:25 am i feel you sister and your jokes are aigh't but you gotta understand that just couse one man did you wrong doesn't mean that all men are the same.. there are alots fools that aren't worth to date and stuff but there are the other fools that are worth to date and stuff to so i will give you a tip nex time you come cross with a man remember look beyond his imagination and say hey iam no better then the next woman so don't feel down just do your donations atleast that way you put a smile on someone else's face..( ((( I HOPE YOU GOT MY POINT.... NO WONDER YOU HAVING IT SO BAD.. lol..lol..
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