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WHY DO I SEEM CRAZY

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): WHY DO I SEEM CRAZY
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NACIMA

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 07:46 am
THIS IS A TRUE POEM WRITTEN BY ME TO A VERY SPECIAL PERSON OF MINE

WHY DO I SEEM CRAZY
WHY DO CALL YOU OFTEN
WHY DO I FEEL HUNGRY FOR YOUR VOICE
I DON'T KNOW BUT IN MY HEART
I HAVE SPECIAL PLACE JUST FOR YOU
I PLACE WHERE NO OTHER MAN EVER REACHED
NOR TOUCHED WITH HIS HANDS
NOR KISSED WITH HIS LIPS
THAT IS MY HEART

MY HEART IS WHERE YOUR
MEMORIES LIE
YOUR LOUGHTER
YOUR JOKES
AND MOST OF ALL YOUR SWEET TENDER VOICE
MY HEART IS WHERE YOUR LOVE GROWS
EVEYTIME THAT I TALKED TO YOU

I WOULD CROSS THE OCEAN FOR YOU BUT AS YOU CAN SEE
I CAN'T BECAUSE THERE IS NO OCEAN BETWEEN US
EVERYTIME I FEEL THE WIND
I SEND YOU PART OF
MY LIFE
MY SOUL
AND MORE IMPORTANT MY LOVE FOR YOU.

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Ice-Man

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 10:01 am
Great Poem

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LAMIA

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 10:20 am
nice one sista.

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WuDoG

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 11:21 am
UUUUUH! IS wONDERfUL TO BE sHOWERd WITH aFFECTIOn AnD aTTENTIOn. I gUESS U didNT PASS AN oPPORTUNITY 2 eXPRESS ur LuV AnD AppRECIATION
SomeTHing SOmali Girls DONT KnoW HoW to Do it, Keeping Luv A LIFE> (¨`v´¨)
Reach Ur Goal

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Hanita

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 01:54 pm
SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL.SNIFF, SNIFF,::)

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Muna

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 10:53 am
To NACIIMA:

Gabaryahay...jeceyl baa la googoodey!!Your poem touched me,it was very moving and undoubtedly very sentimental!I hope the person you're talking about knows how you feel about them.That was really a very sexy way of expressing yourself...it is much appreciated that you took the time to share yourself with us!

Until next time comrades,peace,love and craziness!

Muna.

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samiya

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 08:31 am
that was a great poem i hope everything work out for you. I wish you the best luck in the future girl. keep it real your doing great.

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DOG

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 01:50 am
that is the soo fucked up what the •••• are u talking about

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lovely

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 03:08 am
nacima girl you have talent walaahi and this person you are talking about daaaamn he is so lucky to have you in his life and just make sure that he knows how you feel about him otherwise it will be to late...
keep up the good work girl..
much love for all my brohers and sisters

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DoooZ

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 09:54 am
-WHY DO YOU FEEL CRAZY >>MAY BE YOU ARE<<
-WHY DO YOU CALL HIM OFTEN >>CAZ U PHONE ADDICTED<<
-WHY DO YOU FEEL HUNGRY FOR HIS VOICE >>MAY BE U JUST HUNGRY AND HEARINF SOUND FROM YO BELLY<<
-YOU HAVE SPECAIL PLACE JUST FOR IT>>WHAT THE BURGER OR THE TACOES<<
-YOU WOULD CROSS THE OCEAN FOR ME GIRL PLEASE YOU CAN EVEN AFFORD THE TTC PASS.

HOW DO YOU ALL LIKE THE TRANSLATION OF THIS GREAT POEM

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sweetsis

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 06:21 pm
Nacima
this poem is really great! wish you the bestluck


Doooz
hahaha
U AIN'T FUNNY AT ALL!

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THE PIMP

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 11:43 pm
I AM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
DAMNN GIRL WHO IS THE DUDE I HOPE THAT WAS ME
BETTER YET I was thinking are you intersted makeing money couse i could use after a long night
some of poems you are so special you thought all that by your self you are something else i think i like you already don't get scared my net name.
you are toooo sweeeet THANX FOR MAKING MY DAY GIRL
LOVE THE PIMP...LOL...LOL

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MAHAD

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 01:08 am
NACIMA can you please teach this my girlfriend

If the guy that you are talking about don't know how you feel then his either fool or dead. hahaha just kidding sis.

you got a great talent for poems sis
we need more girl like you !!!!!!!!!!

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NACIMA

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 10:38 am
THAKS MAHAD AND THE PIMP, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS. I LOVE TO WRITE POEMS AND THIS IS NOT THE ONLY ONE I WROTE BUT IN THE FUTURE, I HOPE TO WRITE A BOOK FULL OF POEMS.

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WiilSoomaaliyeed

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 11:57 am
YOU TOOK MY BREATH AWAY GIRL. DAMMMN, I HOPE YOU ARE BEEN TREATED THE SAME WAY. I WOULD'VE LOVED MY GIRLFRIEND TO RECITE POEMS LIKE YOU, BUT EEHHH, I LOVE HER ANYWAY. KEEP UP THE GOOD JUICE FLOWING GIRL. I ENJOYED IT TOO. TAKE CARE, UNTILL NEXT TIME.
PEACE.

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x-sapien

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 03:27 pm
A doctor called his patient named Tom, and told him, "I have two news for you Tom, a bad news and a worse news". Tow said, "What is the bad news"? The doctor said, "You have 24hrs. to live." Tom said, "What can be the worse news?." And the Doctor said, "I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."

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NACIMA

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 12:31 pm
X-SAPIEN.

WHERE YOU GOING WITH YOUR STORY

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shakur

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 10:19 am
That was the most (sorry I meant the only) beautiful poem I have ever seen in somalinet. I think I am in love but I don't know who?
You are one of the kind I wish you all the luck.

peace

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Cusmaan

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 12:26 pm
This is to Naciima
Why do u stare at my crotch
Why do u want me to get cought up
Why do u make my pants wet
Why do u give me those looks
Why do u call me when mom is not there
Why do imagine me naked
Why do u dress like that
Why do u like kissing me down there
Why does your ass stick out
Why can't u never have one orgasm
Why do u like foreplay so much
Why do u get the most of me
Why,Why and Why

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NACIMA

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 05:58 pm
thanks guys for giving out comments that are true

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Anonymous

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 07:32 pm
Hi mudan Nacima,

Your poem is great. You really have an immense talent and intelligence, and even more I am sure you are aslo physically beautiful and full of grace. You demonstrated your deep affection and feeling with a simple but sharp words. As a somali I am proud of you. I hope the other person will reciprocate your love for him, if not never be disappointed there are other guys out there that won't disappoint you. Be strong and keep up the nobel work with your wonderful talent. I wish you the best of success, sister.

Peace and love for all my somali folks

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MAKAVELI

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 07:36 pm
ABAAYO MAXAA MAGACA LA QARSANEE WAX FIICAN BAAD SHEEGTAYE????

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sporty thievez

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 05:14 am
Nada, Franchise
Nada, Shotcallers
Yeah, Sporty Thievz
Nada

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi
What?

1 -
(Uh oh) Ya'll chicks ain't gettin' nada
(Uh oh) Your pussy ain't worth the Ramada
(Uh oh) Anyway your friend looks hotta
(Uh oh) Game is somethin' we got alot a

2 -
(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me
I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love"
Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub
Scrub? What? She musta talk me a joke
Broke Pigeonhead half freak, you lucky I spoke
This ain't my Benz dear, this my manz, yeah
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, take them fake jewels off
(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy ••••
Ya'll make me sick, so go home and fuckin' babysit
My big dogs don't love this
King Kirk, get a brush, and scrub this (right)

(Repeat 1)


Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin
Cause they call me scrub like we can't even bill cousin
Trick Ronald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds
Throw you on the street team, make you •••• vinyls
Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns?
That be wrong
I wonder how you get hard
in dirty Victoria draws with the skidmarks
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache

So next time you shotgun, and that hoe bitchin'
Hittin' you a scrub, call that bitch a Pigeon

Hey yo, I got two nuts bitch, choose a ball

You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes are small
You don't shop, you just cruise the mall
No dough, with Lee Press-Ons
Frontin' with ya girlsfriend dress on
You birds wanna take over?
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones makeover
Broke Bitches, I hate Pigeons
Dirty braid Pigeons, medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons
Got me fed, burned I tell these birds Shutup
And how my left ear be double her whole getup
Go ahead with your lame ass, blow at night
Throw a ripped dolla at her, tell her put that on her depraved ass

If you got more than one baby father
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
If you strip all week to go clubbin'
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Wanna smoke wit me, wit no money
Oh no, I don't want no...

No Pigeons
No Pigeons

this my poem 2 u biaatch

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JULIET-00

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 05:25 am
GIRL DAT WAS A NICE POEM.
I HOPE DA GUY U WROTE
THIS 2 REALIZES HOW LUCKY
HE IS, AND BEGS U BACK.
I LUV DAT POEM,
ONLY IF U WHERE A GUY.
THNX FOR MAKING MY DAY SIS.
I APPERCIATE IT.

SPORTY THIEFZ.
IS DAT DA ONLY SONG U KNOW?
U SANG DAT SONG EVERYTIME
I C U. AND IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WIT DA TOPIC.
B NICE.

CUSWAAN.

WHY WRITE SOMTHING DAT
IS FROM YOUR FANTAZY.
U KNOW U NEVER EXPERIENCED
SOMTHING LIKE DAT.
AND U NEVER WILL, IF
KEEP WRITING •••• LIKE DIS.
WRITE SOMTHING NICE, SINCE
AFTER ALL DAT WAS A NICE POEM.

LUV N PEACE
JULIET


PS.

DATS IS SWEET OF THOSE GUYS DAT
FELL IN LUV WIT DA POEM.
UHHHHHHHHHH. WHY NOT SAY IT TO
YOUR GIRL FRIENDS? THEY WILL
LUV IT. I GURANTEE IT.

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kulakude

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 01:24 pm
Naciimo waah waaaaaw maaaaaaaaaaan this is most wonderful increadable poem i ever read on the somalinet forums baby i'm telling you, you got talent keep it up, damm i want my girl like that
{i hope she do't read this she ain't player hater but she want me to love her just the way she is which i do} any way good job with your poem your amazing come up with some more and all you player haters out there give up you can't be like naciimo She Is All that.
peace & luv
Kulakude.

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NACIMA

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 09:24 am
THANKS GUYS FOR THE SINCERE THOUGHT THT YOU POSTED.

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ayan

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 10:25 am
hi nacima...that was great sis.....really nice way to express yourself....keep the good work....and good luck with tht guy...he sure is lucky guy....lol...take care
bye

Ramadan Kariim
Allah bless all somalians

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