     ANAS | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 04:22 am
To all
for those of who is wondering what wal-mart is: is big retail store, that has all the cheap stuff, anything and everything you need for your self, your house. " Danyarta iyo Dacaslayda ayaa ka adeegato" like me. I hope y'all like it.
Take care!!!!!!!!!!!
Things to do @ Wal-Mart while your spouse or significant other is taking his/her sweet time!
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with Pokemon vs. the X-Men.
13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "Pick me! Pick me!!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume "It's those voices again!"
21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!" |
| ANAS | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 05:41 am
Hey it's me again. I want to share with you...its really funny, at least that is how i see it. take it easy
23 SINGNS THAT YOU'VE TOO MUCH OF 90'S
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You call your boy/girlfriend's,beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He/She
emails you back from the bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from States,Canada,Somalia, europe, but
you haven't spoken with your mom/dad yet this year.
5. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
6. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a
JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. "Only if she is reer magaal"
7. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home. I don't know in england tough, cause I heard the phone bills are really expensive.
8. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom
of the screen.
9. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells
for half the price you paid.
10. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make
a purchase is foreign to you.
11. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
the back seat of your car.
12. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.
13. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
14. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
15. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
16. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
17. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
18. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
19. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
20. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
your way back to bed.
21. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 
22. You're reading this.
23. Even worse; you're going to forward it or tell to someone else. |
| Amina | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 07:51 am
Lol Anas
Boy have the 90's got me o wot!!!!! |
| Muna | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 10:48 am
To Anas:
Guilty as usual..I once again couldn't resist not giving in to the temptation of laughing hysterically at one of your jokes.Hey I especially loved the one about Wal-Mart and the numerous things to do in the meantime while a loved one does the shopping you should technically be helping them with!That was just hilarious.Don't ever lose your touch baby!
Until next time comrades,peace,love and craziness!
Muna. |
| anas | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 11:09 am
To muna
hey it is me again, thanks again for the complement. One day I will make special one for you, but I have to think about it very hard. Trust me I will come up something. till then all I have for you is just love and respect. Take care sis.
Adigoo kale nin cawo iyo ayaan leh ayaa helo. |
| WuDoG | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 10:48 pm
AnAS! mY BoY THIS IS GOOOOOOOOD/!!!!!
jUZT CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT///// aS Matter fact,Tommorow I"ll I'll Can wait/// I'll let u know how it went.But, if something bad happen to me 'll come to u wit the GHOSTFACE..GORILLA FACE i'meant. |
| ANAS | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 10:24 am
Hey WuDoG!!!
let me know what happen, I know it will be alot of fun. take care now!!!anyway I am the father of GHOST/GORRILA FACE |
| RAHMA | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 10:46 am
Hey Anas here in the uk there is a store called ASDA, it's the british version of wal-mart but not as cheap, also it's owned by walmart. Anywayz back to what you were saying. It reminded me of the ways ppl in the UK act.
The white woman will:
Wear her best tightest top and shortest skirt while trying to do the cindy Crawford walk.
Walk round the aisles looking for a gorgeouse guy.
The Somali woman will:
Argue with the cashier once she is told that the shopping bags have gone up from 1pence to 3pence.
Go round the shop with the troly and purchse anything that looks good and when she reaches the till realises that she only has enough for the babies nappy (£5.66p).
Hope you enjoyed them
Sis from London |
