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"Things Guys Think Girls Should Know"

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): "Things Guys Think Girls Should Know"
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SOMALIANMAN

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 12:37 am
1. We're not as big of farax's as you think we all are.

2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is wak(stupid)

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap. What goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you really liked us for what we were you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

9. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,if you do.

10. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

11. We absolutely do not care about,WILL SMITH, LLCOOL-J, JOE, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

12. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".

13. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you
love us.

14. We can't always be in charge, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

15. Don't pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

16. Pamela Anderson's body aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

17. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was that doesn't turn us on.

18. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..and maybe…oh never mind.

19.Don't ask us where we are or who we are with, if you push us we may leave.

20. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyways.

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baxar

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 03:36 am
SOMALIANMAN you got good points there.
This is an extra for those girls who wanna be the perfect girl. 1/DON'T YOU EVER CALL YOUR MAN WHILE HE IS EATING.2/WHEN HE IS BACK HOME FROM WORK JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH.3/ DON'T YELL FROM NEXT DOORS HOUSE "HON ARE YOU THERE" CUZ THEY FEEL LIKE KILLING YOU THEN.

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Muna

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 09:11 am
To Somalianman:

Hey that was quite enlightening.Some of it was even funny.You know how we treat eachother has a lot to do with how society things we should.And of course the rule of MEN ARE FROM MARS and WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS always applies as we all know!!!I don't blame you for trying to clarify how perhaps some men in general would prefer to be treated.But I'll move over to make way for other people to express themselves on this!

Until next time,peace,love and craziness!

Muna.

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SWEETSIS

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 09:32 am
HEY SOMALIANMAN
THAT WAS FUNNY BRO I MUST SAY ITS GOOD TO SEE A BROTHER PUTIN HIS POINT ACROSS TO HIS SISTERS
I LIKE THAT BROTHER KEEP IT UP
LUV AND RESPECT FROM
SWEETSIS

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Amina

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 03:24 am
Somaliman i liked that bro.. might even take notes lol.

I think women expect the same from the fellas (well i do anywayz).

Keep it up bro

peace

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zahruuja

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 06:52 am
waaw somaliman you are the best man, you give as some good tips that we have to watch out thanks and keep going write more okey


peace

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SOMALIANGUY

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 06:08 am
thanks to all of you nice poeple
her is some more
1. If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
2. You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
3. Silence does not need to be filled with discussions about "us" and "the relationship."
4. Things you should let us do alone: figuring out where we are, watching anything on TV, playing cards and going out with our friends.
5. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
6. Let us look. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done - not both.
8. Women who wear wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.

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