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Mizzsomalia

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:06 am
A somalian guy thinks he's fly
And is also known as a LOSER
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass.somaliangirlis loóking like class and somalianguy lookin'like trash...we can't get with no deadbeat ass..SO
FEEL ME...U BETTA!

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Amina

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 03:45 am
Mizzsomalia sis.
Why hating our brothers like that?
A somalian guy is usualy fly
He is also Your broter
Always talking about what he wants..
And he just might get it... At least they got ambition and u gotta give them creadit for that.
Some sisters have class, some brothers have class!!
And as for trash- well that universal!!!

Got my drift???????????????
Peace n Love

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Miss thang

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 08:07 am
Miss somalia you sound like those no good, scandls, dick sucking type of whoes you stupit bitch you sound ignorant and uneducated coming here talking our somali brothers because you been hanging with the wrong crew because the neggaz I be have class and repectful work if a somali brother sits on his broke ass we suppose to help each other get on our feet not dis each other bitch.

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BIG-BOSS

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 02:12 am
TO MIZZSOMALI DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT •••• PEGONS AND SCRUBS HALIMOS AND FARAHS ITS ALL FANTASY,SO WHY DONT YOU TRY TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD LIKE THE REST OF US


LOTS OF KISSES AND OTHER THINGS THAT I CANT SAY ON INTERNET LOL@@@

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A.J.

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 04:38 am
Amina hey we meet again huh lol
whoa man I feel like protected from that uglly thang lol just meant u two Amina and MizzThang deserve something I cannot imagine hope u feel it

Now back to u MissSomalia plzzzzz get a live don't generelize UZ as other normal humans we have bad and good think sis if u can't think buy a brain on the market...

all da good girls BIG Respect the haterz well no need to say anything about them....
I'm off now

Peace N Love

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Gbro

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 10:50 pm
Waassuup my peeps.
I can see is the same old b.s. that no good golddigin freaky thang. First of all much love to all somalian sweetladies, like Amina and miss tang. MizzSomalia U don't need to critices the brothaz like that, especially don't judge them the same. If one brotha is unemployeds that does not mean all of somalibro'z R unemployeds U feel me mizzSomalia. I think U heard the expression don't judge the book by it's cover, but open and read through it. I think U get the point, and I didn't meant U when I said golddigin in my previous written. And brothaz if U don't have a job go get one ya'll feel me.
Anyway much love to sweetladies & brothaz stay cool.
Gman

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CLASSY BRO.

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 11:09 pm
OHH MAN. I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS KIND OF ATTITUDE IN MY WHOLE LIFE. WHAT'S UP WITH SOME OF THE PEOPLE THESE DAYS. JUST BECAUSE SHE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH A SOMALI "MAN" AS IN ONE PERSON, SHE HAS TO COME OUT HERE HATING ON ALL OF US. THAT'S COLD HEARING OUR OWN SISTAS TALKING ABOUT US LIKE THAT. SISTAS WE ACT CHILDISH SOMETIMES AND WE MIGHT NOT BE WHAT YOU HOPED US TO BE BUT WE LOVE ALL OF YO TO DEATH AND I MEAN THAT DEEPLY. I KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES BUT I SUGGEST YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY BEFORE YOU SAY "IT". IN THE MEANTIME TAKE AND PEACE OUT.

PS: LOVE TO ALL MY SOMALIAN SISTERS/BROTHERS.

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Sweet_Queen

Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 12:16 pm
Please honey, don't shame yourself ok!! The Somali men are your brothers, fathers, grandparents and uncles so when you diss Somali men remember your dissing your own.
I'm sick of men and women with attitudes similar to that of yours and bascially your attitude stinks siter.
Keep your opinions to your self if you can't respect others ok!!!
peace, love and respect allllllllllll the way~

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MizzSomalia

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 09:54 pm
wha'eva...i tell ya'all this is how i feel and no one can change it eXcept me..................

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WANDA WHY THEY CALL U BYTCH

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 09:58 pm
let me ask you a question mizz somalia,Are you a virgin????

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SeDuCer

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 10:50 pm
Kissing is a Habit
Fucking is a Game
Boys get all the Pleasure
Girls get all the Pain
he says he loves U & U believe it's true
but when your stomach starts to swell
he says the hell with U!!!
16 mins of Pleasure
9 months of Pain
3 days in the Hospital
a Baby with no Name.
the Miss is a bietch!
it never would 've happened
if the dang rubber hadn't tore.
Some Girl come into my live and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on my heart. And I never ever the same. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity,if the world didnt suck we'd all fall off, well I wanna fall!!!!!!Y No Glove No LuV!

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GOOD4U00

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 12:56 am
TO MIZZSOMALIA

I THINK U KNOW U WAS CHATTING SH*T AND WANTED SOME ATTENTION AND BOY U GOT SOME U SAD GIRL...

LOTS OF LOVE 4 THE SIS'S WHO BACKED THE BRO'S.....

ANY CAN SOMEONE TELL WHERE THIS WEB SITE IS BASED..

SWEET QUEEN
MISS THANG
AMINA
AND U GUYS R FROM!!!!!

IBRO

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T.O. NIGGA

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 05:39 pm
DIRECTLY •••• THIS BITCH HATE ON SOMALI MEN. BITCH WHAT U NEED IS A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH TO KEEP YOUR UGLY ASS SHUT. BITCH STOP HATIN' AND START SUCKIN'. NA' MEAN.

P.S. LET IT BE KNOWN TORONTO NIGGAS ARE RUNNING THINGS FOR THE 2G.

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uk_girl

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 03:38 pm
mizz..i dont wanna judge cuz to tell u the truth i dont know what happened in ur life concerning our somali brothers..but hating on them aint going to change nutting except make u look like a fool...so find another way of expressing ur anger instead of generalising it cuz u have to remember that when u say somalian mans..ur including every male member in ur family..think about that and get back to me aight...later

peace n luv to all my bros n sis

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amal aka foxxy

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 05:58 pm
to miss somalia

I agree with you 100% somalian
brothers are weak, they only work
at minimum wage or they drive
taxi(come get a real job)
and maybe some education. all
you flight 13 refugees and i mean all
somalian men are scrubs. the only thing
those hoes know is to •••• there 5 wives
and have AT LEAST 10 KIDS!!!
most of you losers live off your
momma or your wives welfare.
get a real job and take care of
your ten kids and 5 wives.
oh yeah get off the jaad.

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THE PIMP

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:06 am
I DON'T BLAME YOU GIRLS BUT NOT all somali guys are the same please understand that there are few
good man out there including me so think about that plus that PIGEON and SCRUB is DONE
THAT •••• GET PLAYED OUT LONG TIME ago
the thing is the girls are right i seen my GIRL
told me that her customer happned to be somali he couldn't get it up you know his weenie so she took the money and left him then that idiot has the heart to come after her i cut that fool loose
after all he was spending more money..enough my story but seriously most guys don't have a game
true STORY but so is some woman but WHO ARE WE TO BLAME IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMALI MEN THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS SO FEEL FREE. its your life.
and ONE MORE THING IF YOU NEED A BETTER MAN THEN YOUR <EX> HOLLA at me don't let the name fool you i will make you a STAR....its all in you
BUT I HELP TO GET IT EASIER THEN YOU THINK>
RESPECT TO SOMALIAN GIRLS
LOVE THE PIMP...AIGH"T

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THE PIMP

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:17 am
NO WONDER AS LONG AS THERE ARE IDIOTS LIKE...
to nigga and the seducer thing there and aj and bigg faget there and that no wonder why they hate you there. listen guys you fuckers are the once that making us look bad no wonder somali' girls feel that way me personally i agree with all the things you said but......
WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE then what.mizzsomalia.
I KNOW FOR FACT THAT I CAN MAKE YOU A STAR SO IF YOU PLEASE CONTACT ME I WOULD LOVE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THE WHOLE SOMALIFUCKTHING THERE.
LOVE YOU..
REMEMBER ME

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THE PIMP

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:22 am
NO WONDER AS LONG AS THERE ARE IDIOTS LIKE...
to nigga and the seducer thing there and aj and bigg faget there and that no wonder why they hate you there. listen guys you fuckers are the once that making us look bad no wonder somali' girls feel that way me personally i agree with all the things you said but......
WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE then what.mizzsomalia.
I KNOW FOR FACT THAT I CAN MAKE YOU A STAR SO IF YOU PLEASE CONTACT ME I WOULD LOVE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THE WHOLE SOMALIFUCKTHING THERE.
LOOK OUT MY EMAIL FROM THE....
(WHAT IF MY DREAM) (WAS MAKING A STRIP JOINT BACK HOME.) LOOK OUT FOR THAT INITIAL.
LOVE YOU..
REMEMBER ME

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Hanna

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 06:30 pm
To be honest...i dont see whats wrong with somali guys ...and why every body...is..complaining about them.
i mean...they r our fathers ...our brothers..and so on ,and the majority of all the somali men i know r very good men walaahi and very respecting.just because u probably had...a..bad..exprecience..with a..bad somali guy..doesent mean..all..of..them r..scum..as..ur claiming...and i dont think u have..the right to..judge the entire somali men.
my..point is..there..r.bad and..good..ppl..in every..race..every country..every colour..so u cant..just...point at..one..particular race..and...and give them the name.."bad people"
sweety..whatever that bothers..u it will..soon..pass..so..dont hate....give them a..chance..coz after all..they r..your..ppl..and..nothing..is..better then your ppl..(after my opinion).
and it wont..help..if u..generalize..infact it might..make it..worse.
so..sugar...take it..easy..stop..hating...and i hope...Allah..will...show u the right path..and..hope all..your dreams..come true,and hope u find a...good..somali man..whom..u will..love with all..your heart(say aamin)

well...my...ppl..thats it i guess..much..love..remember stay real...stay muslim..and.stay somali.
Hanna.

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Hanna

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 07:58 pm
oooohh...i swtiched some words here(lol)..sorry i meant it will...help if u generelaize...and if u hate it might make it worse.
sorry about that(lol)

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U k.boy

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 01:15 am
THIS GOES OUT TO HANA,SWEET QUEEN AND U K GIRL
i didn't realize that there is such docent ladies in our continuity until I read hana's comment it was joyful to read your comments and it will build any somali brother's confident towards you guys.. not to mention sistas like Amina,sweet queen and U.k girl I thank you for all your hard works on this i m sure you will get the protection that you'll ever need from a somalimen
and now plz give our ladies respect they are the most beautiful, kind funniest and loveable ladies on the planet girls i salute you.. hey that is my experiences in ladies. let me quick tell my sis U.k gir u represented the country as i would expect well done i always enjoy reading any comment made by anyone from the country
and that was young boy lived in U.K
live the dream bro &sis

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sporty thieves

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 05:08 am
let me sing this song 4 ya.....

Nada, Franchise
Nada, Shotcallers
Yeah, Sporty Thievz
Nada

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi
What?

1 -
(Uh oh) Ya'll chicks ain't gettin' nada
(Uh oh) Your pussy ain't worth the Ramada
(Uh oh) Anyway your friend looks hotta
(Uh oh) Game is somethin' we got alot a

2 -
(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me
I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love"
Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub
Scrub? What? She musta talk me a joke
Broke Pigeonhead half freak, you lucky I spoke
This ain't my Benz dear, this my manz, yeah
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, take them fake jewels off
(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy ••••
Ya'll make me sick, so go home and fuckin' babysit
My big dogs don't love this
King Kirk, get a brush, and scrub this (right)

(Repeat 1)


Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin
Cause they call me scrub like we can't even bill cousin
Trick Ronald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds
Throw you on the street team, make you •••• vinyls
Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns?
That be wrong
I wonder how you get hard
in dirty Victoria draws with the skidmarks
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache

So next time you shotgun, and that hoe bitchin'
Hittin' you a scrub, call that bitch a Pigeon

Hey yo, I got two nuts bitch, choose a ball

You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes are small
You don't shop, you just cruise the mall
No dough, with Lee Press-Ons
Frontin' with ya girlsfriend dress on
You birds wanna take over?
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones makeover
Broke Bitches, I hate Pigeons
Dirty braid Pigeons, medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons
Got me fed, burned I tell these birds Shutup
And how my left ear be double her whole getup
Go ahead with your lame ass, blow at night
Throw a ripped dolla at her, tell her put that on her depraved ass

If you got more than one baby father
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
If you strip all week to go clubbin'
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Wanna smoke wit me, wit no money
Oh no, I don't want no...

No Pigeons
No Pigeons

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BROWN SUGA

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 06:41 am
TO:
everyone who had replayed mizzsomalia.all I have to say to you people is take it easy on the girl she didn't commit crime.all she did was posed her opinion. even though I don't agree with her. I love our men to death no matter what they are cause we can't get better than them. ya'll can replay to the girl but in nice way. the girl has some feelings U know

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mizzsomalia

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 05:13 am
Tnx brown suga.........
i ain't got no love 4 tha' others.......

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SPORTY THIEVES

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 10:47 pm
MIZZSOMALIA YAAH...
ALA GOORMAAD QUT=RUX YEELATAY OO AAD MIZZ NOQOTAY..
WAR WAXAAN IDIN WAY DIYAY.. NAAGTU SO MAHA TII AAN ISKULA WADA QAYLI JIRNAY MARFISHKA ISLII..
ADIGA QURUXI KA DHEER WAAYO TI FOOL XUMO AHAYD AYAA SALAATU TARAWIIX KUGU DUL TUKATAY..
WALIGAA GAMBAR FARUURAN AYAAD AHAAN ..
WAXAAN KU SHEEGI LAHAA INTA AAD AF MIINSHAAR NIMADA DHAAFTO .
MEESHA WAXAAD QAS IYO AFXUMO AAD WADO DHAAF.
NINKA AAD CAYNAYSO MABA JIRO WAAYO ADAABA NIN AHAA MARKI IGU KAA DAMBEESAY.

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mizzSmalia

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 11:14 pm
Sporty T
BOO WHAT'S YA Prob nigga!
u trying 2 diss me..??
i do u think u are..
u r dissing us so why not dissing the'
ugly somalimen ...i have one word 2 say 2 u
EAT!....

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spory thievez

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 12:45 am
nayaa aniga macuno nin naag iska soo dhigay.
tan labaad adaa bilaabay ragoo dhan in aan wada caysid.
mid liita ayaad baratay markaas saad ismooday expert .
caga dhigo ayaan ku dhihilahaa,intaanan kugu saxuu ran..

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JULIET-00

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 06:02 am
OHHHHHHHHHH U GUYZZZZZZZZ
TAKE IT EASY ON DA POOR GIRL.
JUST CUZ DAT IS DA WAY SHE FEELS
U DONT HAVE TO COME UP HERE AND DISS HER.
LIKE SHE SAID. NO ONE CAN CHANGE HER
OPENION CEPT FOR HER.
SO STOP WASTING YOUR BREATH, AND YOUR
SUUN. ITS RAMADAN. STOP CUSSING.
TO TELL THE TRUTH, ITS ALL OF U GUYS DAT
ARE ACTING LIKE UNEDUCATED LITTLE KIDS.
CUSSING AND BAD MOUTHING DA GIRL
JUST CUZ U DONT AGREE WIT WHAT SHE SAYS.
GROW UP U GUYS.
BUT DONT GET ME WRONG. I DONT AGREE WIT HER,
I LUV SOMALIAN GUYS. THEY ALL DAT. BUT CHILL
A LITTLE ON DA GIRL, AIGHT?

IF U GUYS WANA CUSS SOME HATERS
OUT, GOT TO DA " SOMALIAN MEN ARE EMBARRISING"
SECTION. NOW THERE ARE PPL DAT DESERVE TO B
CUSSED AT.


HEY GIRL I APOLIGIZE FOR THESE PPL.
BY DA WAY, EVEN THOUGH I DONT AGREE
WIT U, AND DONT LIKE WHAT U SAID
ABOUT MY SOMALIAN KINGS,I LUV DA SONG.
ITS FUNNY....(SORRY GUYS)

PEACE N LUV

JULIET

PS.
DONT GET OFFENDED PPL......IF U DO ...
THAN 2 BAD. AND IF U DONT I GIVE U PROPS.

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