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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): U MUST READ..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DEAREST

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 04:11 am
THIS GIRL MOVES IN TO A NEW HOOD, SHE AI'NT GOT NO FREANDS,SO SHE STARTS A NEW SCHOOL NEAR BY. SO ONE DAY ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR IN THE SCHOOL GIRLS ENVIT'S HER FOR A BIRTH DAY PARTY, SO SHE COME'S HOME AND SAY'S 2 HER DADY, DADY GUESS WHAT, SO HE REPLY'S,!WWWHAAT!!. SHE SAYS I JUST GOT ENVITED TO A PARTY, HE SAYS IS IT SO , SHE REPLY'S, YEEEE,HE SAYS U AI'NT GOING NO WHERE, SHE SAYS !OH DADY PLZ I WOULD DO ANY THING,THEN HE REPLY'S WITH A LOOK IN HE'S FACE AND SAYS "ANY THING", SHE SAY'S ANY THING, HE SAY'S IN THAT CASE U CAN GIVE ME A BLOWJOB, SHE SAYS BUT I AM U DOUGTHER, HE SAYS U SAID ANY THING,THEN SHE SAY'S OOK THEN, AS SHE GOES DOWN ON HIM THIS TERABLE SMELL COME'S OUT OF HE'S UNDERWEAR, AND SHE SAYS DADY UR DICK SMELLS LIKE ••••, HE REPLY'S "YOUR BROTHER WANTED TO BOROW THE CAR"".

YOURS SINCERLY ,
"DEAREST".

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LAMIA

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 05:06 am
you are SICK man and u ain't funny at all. My advise is to get a life aight.:(

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DEAREST

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 06:04 am
to:"LAMIA".

walaal it's "ila qosol" NOT "ILA OOY",(with all respect) so my advise to u is to not log on to this forums again as u r a very unsivalised person, a'mean if u can even get a simple joke like this how do u manage to catch ur bus.........?

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Jacfar

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 06:54 am
what a discussting writing,....who da hell are you...you are siiiiiiiiiick man....siiiiiiiiiick like hell...waryaa waxaasoo kale wax lagu hadlo ma ahan.. dameer waaxid...

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wildbee

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:02 pm
to dearest

you are crazy and funny at the same time.

i like the story very much.

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WuDoG

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 10:27 pm
Yeah!! CarZy As a MonKeY on SticK.

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DEAREST

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 01:30 am
TO JACFAR

Y R U TRIPPING MAN, I UNDERASTAND IF THE SISTERS DONT FIND IT FUNNY, BUT WHATS WITH U MAN, IF U DONT LIKE THE JOKE,U CAN JUST IGNORE IT, OR ADVISE ME TO BE A BETTER PERSON, BECOUSE AFTER ALL TWO WRONGS DONT MAKE A RAIGHT.

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DOG,

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 06:44 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
THAT WAS THE BEST MAN KEEP IT UP DOOOOOOG
WOOF......... WOOOF .....WOOF
I A MOUT

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sadiya

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 06:18 am
To Dearest,

That was the sickest thing i have ever heard in my life. I think what your trying to do is to be funny but guess what your joke sucks and i think you need to get a life bro.Don't waste peoples time by writting this stupid thing. next time try to think before you want to say or write something.some people like you make me sickkkkkkkkkkk.

sincerely

sadiya,

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Yo mama

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 01:55 pm
Stupid ass fool I heard this wack ass joke back in '96 UR a little slow if you still tell this •••• this is the fucking millenium come with some new •••• or shut your gay ass up!

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DSS_uk

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 02:02 pm
ahhhh yaw this is not story i think this is about ur mum and dad.niga u are fool moth....

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UK_GIRL

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 03:33 pm
NO COMMENT

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ISKUROON

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 01:23 pm
BRO YOU FRGET WE R SOMALIAN BUT NOT WHITES TO ME IT SOUNDS LIKE A WHITE JOKE ,INCASE YOU FRGT WE USUALLY LOUGH BY JOKES NOT BY ABUSING MINORS ITS NOT FUNNY...I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP MAN DSGSTNG......I WANNA LOUGH BUT I GUESS ITS NOT HERE

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CARAWEELO

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 09:27 pm
TO DEAREST
MARKA HORE MAGACA AAD AYAAD UGU QALDANTAY MAGACAAN AYAA KUGU HABOON SHEELA WAYNE (KAROOD CIDLAN HA KU KALAGOOYO, MADAXA MAASA KAAGASHAY, KUD IYO QANJO HAKU GASHO,WARAABOW HA KU GALO, ABEESO HA KU RUUGTO EEBAAN KAAGA BARYAY,,, NAJIS NAJIS KALA JIRIN,DOOFAARYAHOW DHIIQADA WEYAN,CALAAMADI KAA IFTAY MEEL DARAN IYO REERO MUSKOOD TAAGNOOW ILAA IYO 2002,,,GO OO GUMAAR OO GAAG WAA, AWOOWGAA LAXOQ, HOOGO BA EE,,,WAAR BEERKA CAARO KUGOYSAY,,,, DACLOOWYOHOOW BAQDA IYO BIYAHA ISKA DEEY ISKA CADEESO QANIIS AATAHAY (LUUQ LUUQ MAROOW LAASIM LAAMIYAA UDAMBEESO)WAR INTAAS AYUU IIGA EGYAHAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Scipio

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 09:41 pm
Those niggers... no humor sense

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HANAD

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:09 am
This is the sickest joke I've ever heard in this forums. Damnn man, why don't you join the "American Filth Jokes Association" and not comeback to this forums. You are joking about some one fondling with their child, I personally worry about your future man(we hope the Child Protective Service catches you before you hurt a minor). "Pediphile"

Caraweelo "KAROOD CIDLAN HA KU KALAGOOYO, MADAXA MAASA KAAGASHAY, KUD IYO QANJO HAKU GASHO,WARAABOW HA KU GALO, ABEESO HA KU RUUGTO EEBAAN KAAGA BARYAY,,, NAJIS NAJIS KALA JIRIN" that's funny girl.

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187

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:18 am
the person who made me lough is CARAWEELO: she sounds just like my grandma,

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