     ANAS | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 11:30 am
HEY GUYS I HAD JUST RECEIVED THESE TWO JOKES FROM A FRIEND I FOUND IT HALLARIOUS. HERE THERE ARE.
ENJOY IT, IF U DON'T FIND IT FUNNY PLEASE PRETEND LIKE U DIDN'T SEE IT, AND APOLOGIZE 4 UR TIME. PEACE & LOVE. BRO & SIST. " NO INSULTING PLS"
The Gift
Upon getting to work one morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary
that it his wife's birthday today. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her.
Unfortunately, he realizes that life has been
good and she has everything she needs. Upon
passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young.
Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to
wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee
she has. Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs
home to his wife.
Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to
take the gift upstairs and unwrap it. He'll wait
in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up
to the bedroom. Once the package is opened she realizes that this is something sheâs never had before. She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination. She thinks for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go downstairs without any clothes on at all. So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark naked. She calls out, 'Marvin, come out to the hallway and look.'
Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at
his wife, and exclaims, 'All that money and they
didn't even iron it.'
DISASTER FAMILY
A guy goes into a bar and says, "Bartender give
me 40 shots of whiskey." The bartender says,
"What's the matter?" The guy answers, "I just
found out my son's gay."
He walks in the next day and says, "Bartender
give me 50 shots of whiskey." The bartender
says, "Now what's the matter?" He replies, "Just
found out my other son is gay."
He walks in the next day and says "Bartender,
give me 70 shots of whiskey." The bartender
says, "Geez, doesn't anyone in your family like
women?"
The guy replies, "Yeah, my wife |
| BRO.M.C | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:23 pm
TO ANAS
I KNEW WHEN I CLICKED THIS I WILL FIND SOMETHING FUNNY HERE. WAY TO GO BROTHER THAT IS VERY FUNNY KEEP IT UP BROTHER, AND I WILL KEEP READING IT
PIZ |
| Anas | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:27 pm
OOOPS SORRY
It is me again, I just want to make correction on the top. I wrote APOLOGIZE 4 UR TIME what I meant to say was I APOLOGIZE 4 UR TIME. |
| Amina | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:45 pm
Anas loooooooooooooooooooooool babes i loved th first one poor woman but then again i wouldn't wanna c wot the husband saw .lol
Lol@ the fag family, u know what i would not be surprised if it happened 4real.
Keep em comin honey. |
| WuDoG | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 11:12 pm
Hey ANAS! ur Jokes r Very Funny, infact I think that they r the Funniest in this SiTe, So Ya know those dogs who shout here and there... KeeP the GooD ThingS CominG!!!!!!!
by-the-way, Walt-Mart Security got me running like Gorilla 4real.lol |
| HODAN | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 06:12 am
Anas!!
here you are again cracking me up. what a jokes, I laughed so hard when I red the first one the second one was funny too but it wasn't as funny as the firs.
Thank you so much for making me laugh this hard. your girl must be lucky to have you coz she will never get bord...incase you did not know I am the biggest fan of yours
take care,,,,,,,,,,i hope to hear from you soon |
| ifraha | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 01:42 pm
I just hope that u are as funny as in this in reayl life,coz if u are then i can say we have a somali comedian,coz this day's all they want to do is just sing,they forgetting what a good comedian is .
take care
bello |
| LAMIA | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:00 pm
hey anas thank u man u made my day keep up the good work. |
| JULIET-00 | Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 05:50 am
HEY ANAZ
DAT WAS FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY.
LOL. I COULDNT STOP LOL.
NOW FOR REAL EVERYONE IN DA
CLASS THINKS IM CRAZY.
I KEEP LOL EVERYTIME I
READ YO JOKES.
I LIKED DA SEC ONE.
THE FIRST ONE WAS AIGHT.
POOR WOMAN. IF I WAS HER
I WOULD HAVE MADE DA GUY WEAR
THE DAMN THING.
IT WAS FUNNY. LOL.
AND TO THINK I WAS HAVING
A BAD DAY.
WELL GOT TO BOUNCE
THNX FOR YO JOKES.
U KEEP WRITTING THEM AND
ILL KEEP STEALING THEM.
PEACE N LUV
JULIET |
