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I know the whole truth"
SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): I know the whole truth"
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Ayan (Public user)

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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is
greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly
hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and
greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him
$40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees
the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the
whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then
come give your real father a big hug."
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Anon (Public user)

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That is so sad.:-(
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Hinda (Public user)

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this is very funny!!!!!!ha,ha
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Khalid (Public user)

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To: Ayan,

I really enjoyed reading your joke. It was funny indeed. Thanks.
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TruthTeller (Public user)

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I feel sorry for da lil' kid Ayaneey sis!
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Hinda (Public user)

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to truth teller

i feel the same why to!!
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Aniga (Public user)

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please i don't feel sorry for that little yerow going around blackmailing people. that was soooo funny!!!!
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Ayan (Public user)

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thank you guys!!!!
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Kariim (Public user)

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To Ayaan; the funny little girl
I don't understand your confusing story or you telling me sick people.
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Ayan (Public user)

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To: Kariim
Helloo!Kariim I think you are the one who look confuse!! what are you talking about?..Please next time speak clearly so that way at least I will understand you, & one more tip don't ever harras or attack any human been with out reason.....take care!!
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Fatima (Public user)

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To: Ayan

Girl this was really funny.
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Ayan (Public user)

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To: Fatima

Thanks sis!!!!
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Mo (Public user)

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To: Ayan
this was one funny storry sis. I wish I could hire you for just entertaining me. If you have any more funny stories you can send me at mo4u_unu@yahoo.com

keep ya head up
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Amina (Public user)

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That was funny i really enjoyed thanks..
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