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TO: MUNA,AYAANICK,AMINA,LAMIA,HODAN,MALIKSHABAZ,WuDoG,MH,ATLANTAMAN,BRO M.C, G-FLASH...AND TO ALL BRO./SIS

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): TO: MUNA,AYAANICK,AMINA,LAMIA,HODAN,MALIKSHABAZ,WuDoG,MH,ATLANTAMAN,BRO M.C, G-FLASH...AND TO ALL BRO./SIS
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ANAS

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 06:01 am
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO THANK YOU ALL, FOR YOUR SUPPORT, COMMENTS, COMPLEMENTS AND SO ON. THANK Y"ALL AND HAVE A HAPPY RAMADAN. THE REASON THAT I HAVE POSTED SUCH A NOTE IS Y'LL KNOW THAT I ALWAYS POST NONSENSE, STUPID, DIRTY JOKES. SINCE RAMADAN IS COMING I WONT BE POSTING SUCH THING, I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT COZ ACCORDING TO OUR RELIGION I SHOULD NOT BE POSTING THOSE JOKES AT ALL NO MATTER WHETHER IT IS RAMADAN OR NOT. BUT YOU KNOW WE ALL HUMAN. I SHALL TRY TO DO BETTER INSHA'ALLAH.

SOME OF YOU MAY SAY WHAT THE .....WHY IS HE TELLING US THIS, IT IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS, YEAH U R RIGHT, BUT I CAN'T HELPED "FARAHAA I CUN CUNAAYO" I JUST WANTED TO POST SOME THING.

HERE IS TWO MORE LAST JOKES

Marriage

A mother had three daughters and at their
weddings she asked them to write home and tell
her about their married life.
The first wrote back on the second day. The
letter arrived with a single message: "Maxwell
coffeehouse." The mother was confused but
finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said,
"Satisfaction to the last drop..." So the mother
was happy.
Then the second daughter got married and after
a week she sent home her reply. The message
read: "Rothmans." So the mother looked for the
Rothmans ad, and it said, "LIFE SIZE, KING
SIZE." And the mother was happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. The mother
was anxious. It took four weeks for a message
to come through. When it did the message was
simply: "BRITISH AIRWAYS."
The mother was so concerned. She frantically
went through all the newspapers at home
looking for a BA ad. When she found one she
fainted.
The ad read: "TWO TIMES A DAY, 1.5 EACH TIME,
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."


This guy went to a pet store and said he wanted
to buy the most exotic pet they had. The owner
showed him Parrots, Fish, etc, and the guy said,
'No, I meant Exotic Exotic'
'OK' said the saleman, follow me... So, they
went into this back room and there on the floor was the ugliest toad he had ever seen...
'What is this' he asked. 'It is the most exotic
toad you will find' replied the saleman.
'I'll leave the room for a minute and when I
come back, you tell me what you decide.'
So, the saleman leaves, and the toad proceeds to
stick out his tongue and give this guy the best
blow-job he has ever had. The saleman returns
and the customer says, 'I'll take it..no matter what the cost.'
After he gets the toad home, he sits him on the
kitchen table and starts digging through cook
books and pots and pans.... His wife comes in
and says, 'What are you doing and why is that God
awful toad on the table?'
'Because,' said the husband, 'Once I teach him
how to cook, you're outta here'


UNTIL NEXT TIME WAA WALAALKIIN OO IDIN LEH BASH, BASH IYO BARWAAQO, NABAD IYO CAANO KU WAARA. RAMADAAN WANAAGSAN.

PIIS & LUV

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Unify

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 06:52 am
To Anas
Walaalkiis horta aad ayaad ugu mahadsanytahay waxyaabaha aad ku soo qortid dad oo dhan mada qancinkartid kuwa waa kugu fikrad kuwana kaa fikrad ha'u bixin waa adiga leh ilaa ramdaan ma'soo laabanaayo what is up with that?? post useful sida aad u soo helijirtay joke's u raadi xadiisyada ku saabsan RAMADAANKA iyo diinta ajar shaqeeyso anigaba waan kuugula jiraa oo kuma dhahayo waajib kaligaa ku saaran waaye. marka dib isugu noqo farahaas ku cun cunaayo wax faa'ido leh ku qor xabsi hagalin lol.
take care bro

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HODAN

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 09:50 am
HEY ANAS!

you got me laugh so hard again. The firs one was the pomp ooooooooh am still laughing, hey as unify said what is up with not coming back till the end of ramadan, I know you can do better than that common man dib isugu noqo and come up with something make me laugh or make me "QUSHUUC" whichever i would love to hear from you.

#1 fan of yours hey anas my husband says hi to you, he is #2 fan urs. take it ezy by-bye and you better write something.

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WuDoG

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 09:55 am
U wlc My Man, but thanks to u too for making us laugh. We need some1 like that to keep us smile when other else fails. RaMaDaan WaNaaGsaN SxByaaL!
Loooooooooool The Marriage Joke! Waa SiR NaaGeed>

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ANAS

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 10:10 am
To Hodan & Unify

I am deebly touched! wow I didn't know my voice and postings were that important. Thanks guys i really appreciated that.

To Unify! That was really really nice of you, showing me the other side of the world. what can I say? This one of the great things about this forums, getting free advises, where else in the world would you get such a free advice.

Thanks again, I will try to do whatever I can for my ppl.

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ANAS

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 10:13 am
TO WUDOG

THANKS AGAIN BRO.

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Muna

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 10:37 am
To Anas:

Hey,hey,hey...guess what?You got me laughing again as always!I know what a huge surprise...lol.You know I always look forward to your jokes.They really make me fall off my chair every single time.Anyway,I understand that you want to take Ramadan off..I will too!I want to teach myself some self-control and discipline..you know not to lash out at those ignorant people..you know whom I'm talking about!But thank you for getting me through the past two months and insha Allah we shall meet again the first day of Eid..I don't know about you but I can't wait longer than that...it's just too much!I am very fond of you,Anas,take care of yourself walaale and think of many,many jokes because you know Qale baa lagugu leeyahay!Oh and before Ramadan starts if you haven't watched Meet the Parents it's out in theatres,go and watch it!You would love it!It is your kind of movie!
Ramadan Kariim to you...and don't eat too much sambuusi..lol!

Until next time,peace,love and craziness to you all!

Muna.

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zamira_17

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 06:24 pm
oh my god.......that was just too funny i keep retyping cuz i am still laughing soo hard.....anywayz we need more ppl like u anas.......i just started reading this ila qosol jokes and i think they are hilarious......anywayz i guess ramadan is approaching and u want be doing any more jokes for a while huh....... but u know the females r not only good for sex and cooking rite??? i hope we mean more to the male speices then that......

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THE PIMP

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 09:39 pm
man you make me lough no body makes me lough that hard its been a while so keep up the good work..
anas the joker you should think doing a stand upps
...lol couse you are aigh't for real just remember do your own jokes there ...lol don't tell a joke thats already been done...•••••••..

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LAMIA

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 04:16 am
hey anas that was funny thnx a lot. Ramadan kariim
brotha and i'ma read your jokes after ramadan.

peace

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AMINA

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 04:40 am
ANAS BRO WAAD KU MAHADSANTAHY.. AND I AM SURE GONNA MISS UR JOKES 4REAL. THOSE JUST CRACKED ME UP.

NAYAA MUNA, WAZUP GIRL?

I GOT SO MUCH MORE 2 SAY BUT NO TIME C YA MY BROTHER N SISTERS.
N RAMADAAN KARIIM 2 U ALL.


PEACE

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MILK

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 05:52 pm
ya that •••• if of tha hook..but check this out

there was a man who loved this chick, and she love bikes. so thnx giving came by and he decided what tha hell i'll buy her a bike...so he went to harley shop picks the bike and boom $14,000 they asked hime if he also wanted to purchase the chrome protection for his wheels. knowing he had not a single penny to spend he shook his head no. so the seller decided to be nice and said... whenever it rains. just put some potrolium vaseline on the chrome and ur good to go. so he said cool.....next day him and his girl took the bike to her parents house for the thanks giving. his girl warned hime that there was a tradition in her family which was whom ever speaks first after dinner washer the dishes....dinner was finnished the man remmembering what his lady had told him he decides not to say a word......sat for about 2hrs....and no one said anything...so in order to get some words he grabed his girl and started making love to her on top of the table....her parents only gave a suprise look and one siad nothing....so he gabs her mother and wildly makes love to her.....and no one said a word......so imagining it will be long day....he reaches for the vaseline in his pocket and as he was walking toward his bike so he can put the vaseline on the chrome, sudenly the father spoke with a loud voice saying......OH NO I WILL WASH THE DHISHES.....thinking he was next on the table and the vaseline was to make the job easier...

if u heard it b4 am sorry......

one luv
MILK

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Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 07:23 pm
ANAS...U HAD TO SQUEEZE THE JOKE IN SOMEWHERE RIGHT??? U COULDN'T JUST LEAVE IT ON A NICE NOTE HUH?

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Ayaanick

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 08:12 am
Hey Anas thanks Baby:

Much love to ya, and happy Ramadan walaal. I am also one of your devoted fans out there so please when Ramadan is done hit us up wit some'in some'in na'mean.!!

Ramadan Wanaagsan yaa sheekh!

Ayaanick

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Hanna

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 08:58 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool:)
ooo my Allah...this page is..off the chainn(im not sure what "off the chain" means ..but i heard someone say ..it ..so i hope it means something like.."good" )(lol)
i cant stop laughing...why didnt yall tell me..we had..pages..like this before?
but..now..saan u bartey waaye.."ila qosol"

Anas..thankx..walalo...that made me laugh to death (allmost..lol)
keep the good work..brotha...we will wait for more..i know i willll.

well my ppl..happy ramadan..once again...love u all...and..remember stay..real..stay muslim..and stay somali.
Hanna

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jamaal

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 07:55 am
you really crack me up, you are hilarious.
Just want say NO BODY DOES BETTER THEN YOU..you could make living out of this man.

NAME TO WATCH ANAS looking forward your signature name from now on.

peace to all

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