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ARYAA UgU XAAR WEYN? By WuDoG

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): ARYAA UgU XAAR WEYN? By WuDoG
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WuDoG

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 10:19 am
Attention!!! Never Surf the Net While Eating!!Attention!!!!.
Coz It Might Not Suitable For Y'all to Read and Eat/Drink At sameTime.

On West Somalia There are some kinda tripe I don't know what tripe, but I know they are Somalis. They 've some Kinda Tradition For the Wedding Proposal.
It is Spring Season the Heavy rains usually comes that time, So the Land became Green all over as the Grasses and Trees grew once again. Life is pleasant for all Living things. Here comes FaaRax(lol) the young man that wants to get marry a beautiful Somali Girl whom he liked very much> in order to do the Marriage Proposal
He 've to Drop the Biggest Shyt He got on the ground of the front Door at the Girl's Parent House! Meanwhile, Faarax start's eating food everyday as much as his stomach can possible take and holds his ShyT about an almost a Week. When he no longer cant hold it, he realize that it is proper time to do so. He already knows what is best time to do so,,,,Early early Morning, when nobody is up. Perhaps, he may come across some1 else who is doing the Same Thing. Yellow-Moon, Still dark on early morning, while every1 snoring wildly: Brrrr...bbbbuuuuuf,,,,Guuuuuf ,,,KhuuuKh,,,,KhaaaaKH>>> Faarax avoiding his presence quietly creeps to the Girl's Parent's House. He crawls his belly upto the Front Door, then picks up his MOCAWIS without FUTO-GASHI(underpants) drops down to the Last Drip Drop of his ShyT. Then runs behind the Booc-Booc and waits Until some1s comes out. Usually the Mother is the first person that opens the front door in family. Finally, when she sees it
she gonna say:" Hoogey oo Ba' AYeeeeeY! Aryaa FudhKan(xaar)Weyn Meesaha II Dhigay?AYa'YaYaaa" When He hears the word BIG SHYT he comes out jumping behind the bush with an excitement on his face like "he won a Million$$" and meantime knowing the Girl 'll be for Him! But, If She says "SMALL" luckless> He'll Cry:"Waay OO Waay" 4sure he "ll try again.

Well, Me I GoT My GolD, aNd LaDieS! Y'all cAn KeeP ThE WeDDinG
Me JuzT WaNT ThE HONEYMOONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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