     Shombe (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It`s dark in here, isn`t it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It`s dark in here, isn`t it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy`s father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we`ll play some catch." "I can`t. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That`s thievery! I`m taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness", the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It`s dark in here, isn`t it?" "Don`t you start that shit in here now," the priest says. |
| ISMALURTO (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
TO SHOMBE,
SALAAN GAABAN KA DIB,
BRO IT WAS VERY VERY FUNNY STROY AND ME TO
LAUGH DEATH....... LOL
GOOD ONE. |
| Hinda (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
to tell you the truth i didnt find that at all funny
and it does not make sense
so way dont you explain it ismalurto if you understand it so much |
| Khalid (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
To: Shombe,
I personally found your joke very intriguing. Although, it was a bit spicy. If you understand what I mean. Thanks a lot for sharing it with us. |
| Shombe (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Thanx the rest for your compliments. And as for Hinda u probably don't have a sense of humour. |
| TruthTeller (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Hey i dont know why u pple should tell each others what u thought of the joke.......but I think every joke is funny in a way......it wouldnt be a joke......it might not be funny to u...but its funny to others......so be nice to pple.......they're just tryin' to make u smile.......u dont have to laugh!
P.s. Hinda.......read the joke over sista...somethin' might click this time.... |
| Hinda (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
to TruthTeller and Shombe
well let me tell you that nothing did click
and i was just trying to be truthful
and there is nothing wrong with that
you proparly dont have the guts to tell the truth . |
| Muna (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
to all of you`s who find it
i think hinda was just expressing her opinon and there is nothing wrong with that
because different people find different things funny and it wasnt funny to her and me to . |
| ISMALURTO (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
TO MUNA,
YES, IT IS TRUE HINDA HAS THE RIGHT TO EXPRESS
HER OPINION, BUT IF SHE DID NOT GET THE MEANING
OF THE JOKE SHE SHOULD NOT HARSS ME, I PERSONALLY
THINK SHE SHOULD READ VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE SHE
TRIES TO MAKE ANY COMMENT!!!!!!!
YES TO ME IT WAS VERY VERY FUNNY, TO HER I WOULD
SAID FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. |
| ZAYNAB (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
ISMALURTO I HAVE SOME ADVICES TO GIVE TO U, WHICH ARE WHY GET ALL UP TIGHT, WHEN PEOPLE ARE TO EXPRESS THEIR OPINIONS.
AND SECONDLY ARE U THE 1 WHO MADE UP THE JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE. IN FUTURE BARE IN MIND U GET COMMENTS LIKE THIS.
IT'S JUST LIFE, AND SEEMS LIKE U AINT GOT THE ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND OTHER PEOPLES OPINIONS.
THANK U, FOR READIND THIS ADVICE TO U
ZAYNAB |
| Truth_Teller (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Yo Hinda & Muna....dont read jokes if u dont understand them sistaz...........most pple find it funny and it clicked with them.....if it didnt work for u......then WHO CARES.......
I think u guys sould apologize to shombe...he only wanted to make u laugh.....not give him ur wort comments!!
P.S. I agree with u Zaynab sis....i think every1 has the right to have an opinion.....and every1 else has the right to disagree with it....but please pple.....find a nice to disagree!
till lata
much luv |
| ISMALURTO (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
TO ZAYNAB,
I HAVE THREE THINGS TO SAY TO YOU:
FIRTS OF ALL IF I NEED ADVICE I WILL NOT ASKING YOU EVEN FOR FREE.
2- DID NOT YOU READ THE NAME WHO WROTE THIS STORY!
3- READ AGAIN CAREFULL WHAT I WROTE, THEN LET ME KNOW IF I SAID NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO EXPRESS
THEIR OPINIONS!!!!! WHAT SOEVER!!!
IF I COULD NOT TAKE THE HEAT I WOULD NOT BE HERE!! |
| Baggio maha (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
hey dude, (shombo)
this joke was wack,unfunny, and fucking too long,
brother please come up with something better then talking about some gay stuff, and shit,
thanks u |
| Foxy18 (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
YO... I really don't know why u guyz are making a big deal about this.......like muna said if hinda doesn't find it funny then it's not funny to her..... but u can't write back and fourth to each other saying who's right and who's wrong......SO GET OVER YOUR-SELFS
P.S. thanks for the joke bro i liked it...
And as 4 u Baggio the reason it wasn't funny 4 u was coz u didn't get it fool.....READ IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL U DO OKAY........ |
| da'bombAssSista | Unrecorded Date
THAT WAS DA BOMB..I THOUGHT IT WAS A TIGHT JOKE........LIKE DA SISTA FOXY 18 SAID READ OVA N' OVA TILL U GET THE JOKE U GOTS TA BE DUMB NOT TO GET IT AIIGHT!!
PEACE Y'ALL |
| CHOCLATE | Unrecorded Date
BAGGIOMAHA
YOU ARE PROBABLY TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT IS NOT BASIC ALAPHABET(THAT IS THE ABC...) OK, SO PLEASE DON'T TRASH THINGS YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND.
THINK BEFORE YOU LEAP
CHOCLATE |
| Baggio maha | Unrecorded Date
foxxy18 and choclate,
damn bitches why are u guys all picking one me,
•••• iam tired of this bulshit,, i understand the joke but i didnt like it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and i found it unfunny and + boring,,,, damn give me a break,,, foxxy18 u didnt bulshit me that much,,, so u are ok ,,, but the other bitch just went wild talking all kind of ••••,,bitch please give the brothat a break damn
thank u |
| HA HAA | Unrecorded Date
if u think that first joke was bad check this out.
A WOMAN HAD THREE DAUGHTER..SO THEY ALL GOT MARRIED. THE OLDER ONE WEDDING NIGHT THE MOTHER WENT TO HER HOUSE AND LISTEN BEHIND THE DOOR HER DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND HAVING SEX. THE GIRL WAS CRIED REAL LOUD
THE SECOND ONE'S WEDDING NIGHT THE MOTHER ALSO LISTEN BEHIND THE DOOR HER DAUGHTER AND HUSVAND HAVING SEX. THE GIRL WAS LAUGHING
THE THIRD ONE SHE DID THE SAME THING AND LISTEN BEHIND THE DOOR. THE GIRL WASN'T MAKING ANY NOISE THE ROOM WAS QUITE.
FEW DAYS LATER SHE ASKED THE GIRLS WHAT WAS GOING ON.
1ST ONE SAID THE SEX WAS PAIN FULL SO I CRIED
2ND ONE SAID MY HUSBAND WAS BLOWING MY VIGINA AND I GOT TIKELED SO I LAUGHED
THE MOTHER ASKED THE THIRD DAUGHTER WHY SHE WASN'T MAKING ANY NOISE
SHE SAID: WELL MOTHER U TOLD ME NEVER TO TALK WHEN MY MOUTH IS FULL. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
ASALAAMU CALAYKUM WARAXMATULAHI WABARAKATU
MAXADARO GABAN
SHOT LECTURE
My Muslim brothers and sisters, I would like to remind you all that December the 7th or 8th will be the month of ramadan. This month is the most important month of the Islamic months. I really want to remind you all to cosly communicate with Allah than you usualy don't by simply parying , fasttin, and quite parting ....ect. This month is important dear brothers and sisters, so don't forget. Nobody is profect but we can try everything, the good and the bad, perhaps we can try the good. We also know that the millinium is almost here and Allah knows what is going to happen. But we know that it is said in the Kuraan that during jagement day, there will be signs for us to see. Some of the signs are all ready seen: The homosexuals, Those who lived in the jungle will be found in Cities , and the electricity will stop when jahaad is colse. These are some of the thing said in the kuraan. The non-muslims fear the milinium but I fear the day of jugment day. Allah knows what is going to happen but I do know that we have to perpare the conseconces.
Asalamu Alaykum |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Nin reer miyi ah iyo ninkale oo reer magaal ah ayaa saylada wax ku kala iibsanayey.
Waxay isku afgaranwaayeen qiimihii. Ninkii reer
magaalka ahaa ayaa caayey oo ku yidhi "badow'yow.
Kii reer baadiyahaa ayaa xanaaqey. wax uku yidhaahdo ayuu garan. waayey. Markaasuu ninkii reer magaalka ahaa masar jeebada kala soo baxay oo
iska siimiyey oo masarkii jeebada ku ceshadey.
markaasuu ninkii miyiga ahaa ku yidhi " waxyohow duufkiisaa jeebada ku ridanayaa" |
| Ifraax | Unrecorded Date
Let me tell you this (Shombe).I agree with Hinda !!! Your joke did'nt make sense at all ,and
it was'nt funny!! But thank for trying!!
I don't mean to trash your joke,but that's the truth(DO YA ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!).
bye ,see ya |
| Nabil | Unrecorded Date
Am sorry guys but this is was funny to be honest with yal pple even sent each other on the mail it is posted ont the top ten jokes of the last three months, am a subscriber and i have it in email ......i just couldn't believe that it would also be in here............Shombo.........it is tight hommie keep it..........no offense tough guys..... |
