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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): Cardiff girls
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Anonymous

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 05:15 am
all you cardiff girls who think they are the lick can settle down becouse you are all
hoes

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AHMED

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 05:18 am
CARDIFF GIRLS ARE THE LICK SO ALL U LONDON BAD BOY WANNA BE SMELLING BASTARDS CAN COME AND MESS WITH AC THE MAIN MAN

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Anonymous

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 05:20 am
KADRA HERSI FROM CARDIFF IS THE LICK

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sister advise

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 10:27 am
y'all idiot what is the different between london and cardiff. at the end of the day we all are just humans, not super humans aight! i guess u all gather that, but y'all just being ignorant true come on y'all wanan get ur facts right.

there are dhilos in london and cardiff (on offence)u can't generalize the whole of or cardiff true do u agree with me?

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SWEET_JASMINE

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 04:43 pm
WHOA.. U PPL ARE FORGETTING THERE AINT NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CARDIFF PEEPS AND LONDON..I MEAN I LIVE IN LONDON BUT HAVE FAMILY IN CARDIFF..I AINT GOING TO BE DISSING..LIKE SISTER ADVICE SAID REMEMBER WE ALL HUMANS AIGHT..WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGHT HATE IN LONDON..WE DONT NEED TO MAKE IT NATIONAL..ANYWAYS I SAID MY PEACE SO TAKE CARE PPL

PEACE

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1 LUFF

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 01:19 am
AHMED FARAH (GADEE) FROM CARDIFF AND GOES 2 FITZALAN HIGH SCHOOL IS SO SWEET AND IN LOVE WITH MADINA SAMUEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO LIE
PEACE OUT????????????

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SUADD

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 01:23 am
HOW COULD YOU CARDIFF GIRLS WHO CALL THEMSELVES 1 LUFF DISS AHMED LIKE THAT HE IS SO GOOD LOOKING
AND CARING AS YOU ALL KNOW??????????????

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KasaNova:UK

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 03:27 am
Cardiff Honeyz r da fliest Ladeez in da UK......

And das 4 REAL>>>>na mean>>>>>??????

Am a London man myself.....But da honeyz in London r 50-50..... But in Cardiff they 90% fine............ Well I should know N E wayz cuz I've dated a few..........

Fliest Honeyz in da UK

1: Cardiff
2: Middlesborough: dam all those mixed race somali honeyz
3: London
4: Manchester
5:Southampton

Oh yeah ya can't 4get da Sheffield Ladeez!!!!!

Truly Yourz Mr EaztEnder

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JH

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 08:41 am
YA NEED TO SORT OUT UR TASTE IN WOMAN. HOW ON
EARTH CAN U OMPARE LONDON AND CARDIFF GIRLS.
LONDON ONES CAME STRAIGH FROM THE BUSH TO BE TRUTHFUL. THE CARDIFF GIRL ARE GOOD FOR A LAUGH AND A QUICKY BUT THEY R NOT RELIABLE MEANING U CAN
BE SURE WITH THEM.
SO OVER ALL IF I NEED A COMMITMENT, TRUST AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP I WILL CHOOSE LONDON.
FOR FUN I WILL GO OUTSIDE LONDON.
SORRY IF I UPSET PPL CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE TRUTH.

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JH

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 08:41 am
YA NEED TO SORT OUT UR TASTE IN WOMAN. HOW ON
EARTH CAN U COMPARE LONDON AND CARDIFF GIRLS.
LONDON ONES CAME STRAIGH FROM THE BUSH TO BE TRUTHFUL. THE CARDIFF GIRL ARE GOOD FOR A LAUGH AND A QUICKY BUT THEY R NOT RELIABLE MEANING U CAN
BE SURE WITH THEM.
SO OVER ALL IF I NEED A COMMITMENT, TRUST AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP I WILL CHOOSE LONDON.
FOR FUN I WILL GO OUTSIDE LONDON.
SORRY IF I UPSET PPL CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE TRUTH.

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MR AND MRS

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 09:36 am
SUAAD LISTEN KEEP YOUR EYEZ OFF MY MAN
(GIRLFRIEND)

YEAH STOP STALKING ME
(BOYFRIEND)

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SPARKLE

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 06:57 pm
DA WHOLE OF ENGLAND AINT ISH........WHY DEBATE IT Y'ALL PPL ARE SLOW AS HELL.......LET ME ASK Y'ALL DIS. WHAT DA HELL Y'ALL BUMPIN TO NOW???????? SHABBA RANKS. GET UPDATED AIGHT.

SPARKLE*

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the ladyxxx

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 03:22 pm
kadra hersi wooooooooooooooooooooo...anonymous becarfull no need to mentions names.

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uk_girl

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 03:26 pm
let me ask u something SPARKLE ever been to uk...i guess the answer will be no..am i right..dont judge a place girl until u been there...and to answer ur pitiful question about our music...the same thing ur moving ur sorry ass to girl aight...damn why are u involving urself in something that doesn't concern u...stick to subject u know...ok i got that out of my system...i 'll be on my way later ppl

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SPARKLE

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 03:47 pm
AH HA.............UKGIRL.....U KNOW WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH DA MOST.......U ACTUALLY SAY THE NAME "UKGIRL" LIKE IT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF......HAHAHAHAHAHAH........DAYUM GIRL U'R KILLIN' ME.

WHY U GOT TO GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN OR NOT......DAYUM RIGHT I'VE BEEN TO ENGLAND......SWEAR TO GOD I WAS RUNNIN' HOME. DAYUM Y'ALL PPL GOT IT BAD. Y'ALL CITY LOOKS SO DEPRESING IT JUST MADE ME CRY. THEN U'R NIGHT LIFE IS SO ISH I WANTED TO GET UP ON DA DJ BOOTH AND JAM SOME SWEET SONGS FOR Y'ALL SOMALIS.

AS FOR WHAT U'R JAMMIN' TO WHY U GOT TO LIE FOR. U KNOW U BUMPIN' TO VANILLA ICE DON'T FRONT BABYGIRL NO NEED! AIGHT

SPARKLE*

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london lady

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 02:54 am
I'm disappointed in you Somali guy's never thought that you would scoop this low you are the dumbest not forgetting immature kid's
specially KASANOVA:UK
Get a life my brother it's not where you live but how you look just because you live in cardiff dose not mean you will look better.... if that was the case I think all the girls would of been there..don't you think.....it's this type of narrow mind,ignorant,hideous,obnoxious brother girl's talk about.. that is why Somali guy are always generalized with this type of fool..

peace and love

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USER-MAN

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 03:32 am
DISSAPOINTING NEWS IAM AFRAID LONDON , CARDIFF MANCHESTER , SHEFIELD , SOUTHAMPTON AND.LEICESTER,
WAX MA IDIIN SHEEGAA WAX BA ISMA DHAANTAANE MESHA HAYSKU CEBAY NINAN, I LIKE CARDIFF GIRLS DO THEY ARE UP FOR A GOOD TIME WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MIXED RACE GIRLS IN CARDIFF I HEARD SHE WENT TO SOMALIA TO GET MARRIED DAMNED I MISSED THAT,

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uk_girl

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 08:24 am
...lol..u know what looking back at what i said...i am really disapointed at myself..u know why sparkle cuz i wasted my time actually responding to u..so i apologise..next time i will learn to only aproach my comment to adults..aight
take care

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Cali Weyne

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 11:29 am
To Fuckin Maine Hoes:
Im sick and tired of your suckin at my dick, ugly azz bitches.
When am i gonna have that nice, tight lil honey pot of yours???
I'm afraid i'll rape someone if i dont get it....sooooon!!!

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KasaNova:UK

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 01:05 am
London Lady

I'am not immature, igonorant or any of the above things u mentioned about me...... Its true what u said. Its not where u from its all about how u look.....
Unlike alot of pple........ I travel around the country when I get the oppoutunity!!!!!!!! The reason is cuz I've friends and relatives scattered all over the Place. But IT IS true Cardiff girls are much prettier than the Laondon Ladeez............. AND THATS A FACT....... Like it OR LUMP IT!!!!!

Truly urz MrEaztEnder

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ahmed

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 02:16 am
wazzzzzzzzz uppppppppppppppppppppppppp
all you somaleesssssssssss
on the net havent uuuuuuuuuuu
got anythingelse to do than chat on the net
getttttt livessssssssss

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1 love

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 02:21 am
Honey i've got 2 give it 2 ya, but ur right, it's not what's on the outside it what's on the inside that counts!!!!!!!!!!!

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DHAGAX

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 02:53 am
YOU ALL ARE STUPID DISSING EACHTHOR LIKE THAT ALL I ACN SAY IS GROW UP AND ACT LIKE YOUR AGE'S

PEACE OUT

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london lady

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:12 pm
DEAR KASANOVA UK

The only point that I was trying to get across to you was that.. it's not where you live but how you look.. now that I have gotten that point across I honestly couldn't care less about lumping it or what ever that you have suggested..

ps:no hard felling's my dear..
peace and love

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muslim sista

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 04:03 pm
first i wanna say may u all have a blessed and wonderfull ramadan ameen..
i have to say i agree with u london girl..iam not suprised at what u said kassanova..let me tell u something..i dont associate with lot of somali ppl just for the fact that they dont think iam somali..i have been called mixed..spanish..even asian which to tell to u the truth piss me off..lol..anyways i had enough somali brothers not believing that i am from london..the point i am trying to make is that i am sure u didnt do a survey on every somali girl in london...so genralising all of us on the few u met doesnt make u an expert..in other words dont judge me cuz i wont judge u on ur comment ok
take care

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 04:46 am
What i don't understand is, how can u fight over a country that u'r not even recongnised.
Now does that make senesce to u?
It does not matter if u where born out side u'r homeland, u'r all going back one day so fix up.

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FISH AND CHIBIS

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 08:07 am
LIATEN MISS-MS-MRS OR MR, HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M GOING BACK TO SOMALIA?
WHAT IF I DECIDE NOT TO GO AT ALL.DOES THAT MEAN THAT I DON'T KNOW MY ROOTS.INSTEAD OF ME GOING BACK AND USING MONEY FOR MY TICKET AND WELL BEING OVER THERE, THEY COULD BE USING COULD BE USING THE MONEY FOR FOOD BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MONEY PLUS THERE IS SO MANY OF THEM.

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khalid a.k.a.xcalibre

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 01:25 am
dumbass somali niggas and bitches,y don't u start 2 comprehend on su'ing a little mo' constructive 4 once,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like ..........................hip hop.........this rhyme straight outta w.london u all know southall,and i hope 2 c u there on eid coz amma get on da mic at tudor rose 2 kick •••• like van damme.....peep dis hoes.....
as i gaze into time,into the vast expanse/
i c supernatural thing that try 2 stop ma advance/
hinder my walk into the greatest unkown/mentally lose sight 2 where my visions grown/
a timeless void amongst the regions in space/
a black as night sepulchral where all is laid waste/run da race
never take the time 2 rest thats greatly needed/
the scriptural encryptions on tha wall that wasn't heeded/cut and bleeding/
a fiery arrow from the enemies that r unseen/
penetrates the armour of this knight hear me scream/hold it 2 my chest as i take a leap/
2cross the pit of fire wit' no bridge under my feet/never weep/ and never creep,brains fucked like i sniffed an ounce,takin' on m.c's at the current rap scene,kicking wackness,yet clocking mad green/4 time is told,not gien in gold/
khalids rhyme tite,tighter than a vagina of a 5 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yeah,pussyclot,4 any cack m.c who wanna bring sum,i make u seem useless like a used condom!
wherever u from,be it cardiff or london,i be the one stickin' out like a soar thumb


next time ,i'll post a rhyme 4 da gyal dem just watch dis space peeps
where ever u from

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khalid a.k.a.xcalibre

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 01:29 am
dumbass somali niggas and bitches,y don't u start 2 comprehend on su'ing a little mo' constructive 4 once,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like ..........................hip hop.........this rhyme straight outta w.london u all know southall,and i hope 2 c u there on eid coz amma get on da mic at tudor rose 2 kick •••• like van damme.....peep dis hoes.....
as i gaze into time,into the vast expanse/
i c supernatural thing that try 2 stop ma advance/
hinder my walk into the greatest unkown/mentally lose sight 2 where my visions grown/
a timeless void amongst the regions in space/
a black as night sepulchral where all is laid waste/run da race
never take the time 2 rest thats greatly needed/
the scriptural encryptions on tha wall that wasn't heeded/cut and bleeding/
a fiery arrow from the enemies that r unseen/
penetrates the armour of this knight hear me scream/hold it 2 my chest as i take a leap/
2cross the pit of fire wit' no bridge under my feet/never weep/ and never creep,brains fucked like i sniffed an ounce,takin' on m.c's at the current rap scene,kicking wackness,yet clocking mad green/4 time is told,not gien in gold/
khalids rhyme tite,tighter than a vagina of a 5 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yeah,pussyclot,4 any cack m.c who wanna bring sum,i make u seem useless like a used condom!
wherever u from,be it cardiff or london,i be the one stickin' out like a soar thumb


next time ,i'll post a rhyme 4 da gyal dem just watch dis space peeps
where ever u from

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farah trousers

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 01:36 am
who ever is trying to spell fish and chips please
stop trying to disssss how somali people use there
english they should be proud of the way they
speak, and there What i don't understand is, how can u fight over a country that u'r not even recongnised.
Now does that make senesce to u?
It does not matter if u where born out side u'r homeland, u'r all going back one day so fix up.
y'all idiot what is the different between london
YA NEED TO SORT OUT UR TASTE IN WOMAN. HOW ON
EARTH CAN U COMPARE LONDON AND CARDIFF GIRLS.
LONDON ONES CAME STRAIGH FROM THE BUSH TO BE TRUTHFUL. THE CARDIFF GIRL ARE GOOD FOR A LAUGH AND A QUICKY BUT THEY

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farah trousers

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 01:46 am
soamli girls need to sort themselves outtt

stop the city to city dissing?
so anyways we all brothers and sisters we
supposed to help each other instead of dissing each other so i hope that we did a mistakes in the old one and that we gonna change our altittude about each other.So let's make change cuz i'm telling u guzs this is ain't the life there is life behind that we all gonna die and i don't think that we wanna have some DAMBI 4 just calling other people'names . there's no bitch there's no hoe there's no dogs we all in the same level in fron of ALLAH so please 4 god sake let's keep behind us and let's act civilize.

asalam alykum

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FISH & CHIBIS

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 09:31 am
LISTEN 'FARAH TROUSERS' WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOIN' I MEAN EVERY OTHER TOPIC I SEEM TO HAVE GONE TO, YOU HAVE TAKEN A SAMPLE FROM THERE, COPIED IT AND USED IT AS YOUR OWN. WHAT IS THIS...... YOU HAVE'NT GOT A BRAIN TO USE IT. I KNOW YOU GO TO FITZALAN, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL THEN. DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU STUDY INTERMEDIATE BUSINESS LIKE ALL THE OTHER REFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON FARAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
GET A LIFE AND TELL YOUR MATES!!!!!!!!

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U KNOW WHO

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 12:55 pm
listern fish and chips (spelt it first right)

look whos talking u just about passed ur IT intermediate (GNVQ) and pay to do A levels as Cathays have refused u to many times (bad luck )
so before u diss FITZALAN take a good hard look at Cathays with its 4 class room huts and no heating!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least we had a visit from the Queen, just shows how important fitzalan is to some ppl.

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cardiffqueenz

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 02:56 am
listen up london girlz u ain't all dat cause u know that the cardiff girlz r the tickest in the uk and another thing we don't •••• every guy we meet, sorry 2 all the decent girlz in london that ain't hoes and dhilos but there probably aint that much decent girlz ne way next ting is fitzalan is not all dat we know that all the people there are all thick and unleast we go 2 learn and not just chuck beanis iyo chabis around all day long. back 2 london girlz or shall i say dhilos, hoes, pigeons and lo-lifez the reason ur london guyz come to us is cause we r fresh from the day we were born unlike u lot, and if u were all dat u would know how 2 keep ur men satisfied but instead they come to us. laterz u'all. p.s you don't know who u messing with. peace out

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