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Ali WasqaN Final Judgment

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): Ali WasqaN Final Judgment
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Shakur Mohamed (Public user)

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Long ago a rich man by the name of Ali Wasqan lived. Hear and their the poor people ask him for help but he would tell them "God created us equal, you can get as rich as me if you use your brain"
The time for his death came so angle of death (jibril) took him to in front of god to be judged.
Angle: Ali Wasqan knowing how rich god made you on earth did you ever give to the poor.
Ali Wasqan-answer: Yes, I did in 1965 I have an old man 10 cents and another time I know I gave a little boy 15 cents. So I did give to the poor.

Angle when to God to see what his judgment was... after a while the angle comes back with the final judgment...

*The angel said: Ali Wasqan I think I know why they named you Wasqan; but anyway, hear is your 25 cents take to hell with you!

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Khalid (Public user)

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To: Shakur,

Just a word of caution. Joke about anything but religion. I know saying certain filthy jokes per se are sin, but playing with religious stuff is even far serious.

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TruthTeller (Public user)

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Angel of death is not *jabril* shakur....and please......diinta ciyaar magasho aight brotha

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Shakur (Public user)

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Thanx for your comments Truth Teller and Khalid...what do you think of this one...

5 young kids were playing baseball outside. One of them yell's out to his teacher...
Can Joe come out and play with us teacher?
The teacher answer: No he can't you know he is handicap and can't run.
The kid replied: I know, we just need a second base.

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JoJo (Public user)

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nice joke bro...very funny.

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EBYAN (Public user)

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TRUTH TELLER $ KHALID U BROS SPEAK THE TRUTH
NICE GOING

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EBYAN (Public user)

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SHAKUR NICE GOING TO U 2 BRO
U LEARNED SOMETHING

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Fartunw (Public user)

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TO: SHAKUR
FROM: FARTUN

I just want to say thanks for the joke but check this one out.
one day somalian man wanted to wride the bus and all of a sudden the somali man saw a white man who had a dog with him but then what he did'nt know was that the man was blind and that he wanted the for seeing so the next day the somali man said ok then he brought a lamp with him and then the somali man wanted to wride the bus so the bus driver said hey no animals are allowed here and then the somali man said why not WUH-WUH NO PROPLEM BACAAC PROPLEM.

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Fartunw (Public user)

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TO: SHAKUR
FROM: FARTUN SHIINA

I just want to say thanks for the joke but check this one out.
one day somalian man wanted to wride the bus and all of a sudden the somali man saw a white man who had a dog with him but then what he did'nt know was that the man was blind and that he wanted the DOG for seeing so the next day the somali man said ok then he brought a LAMP with him and then the somali man wanted to wride the bus so the bus driver said hey no animals are allowed here and then the somali man said why not WUH-WUH NO PROPLEM BACAAC PROPLEM.

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Anonymous

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to shakur:
that was funny bro

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Anonymous

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hi i just have to say the first two jokes form shakur are not nice,you shouldn't make fun of people who are disabled and most of all don't mess with religion ok.

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cabdiraxmaan

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war niman yahow nacas ilaa meelkastuu joogaa war nin kaagan shakuur isku sheegaya shactirada iyo diinta waa lakala saaraa: kahadal sida sex ama qaf ay ku daadatay iyo wixii lamida

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jamm4396

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Shakuur iyo inta laqabta fikradaas xun ba anigu wax aan idin iraahdo ma aqaan oo daan iskudayilahaa in aan idinlakaftamana waxaa lagayaba inaan noqdo ninkii xaarka uleeyey ee waxaan ILLAAH inkaga baryey nah inaad kaheshaan wax indin la war yaqaan

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