SAMIRA@4U2NV | Friday, November 24, 2000 - 10:02 am son: Mommy Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! mom: Shut up, we only have it once a month. son: Mommy Mommy! why are you moaning? mom: Shut up and keep licking. son: Daddy, Daddy, what's a transvestite? dad: Shut up and unhook my bra. son: Mommy, Mommy, what's an orgasm? mom: I don't know dear, ask your father. daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs? mom: You will when you're older, dear! son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna be a daddy mom: Shut up and get in bed. son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant? mom: Of course not dear, you are only seven years old. son: Daddy, Daddy what is incest? dad: Shut up and suck. son: Mommy! Mommy! What's oral sex? mom: mmmrmmph mumble mumble mmhhh mmrph mmumble! son: Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy's dick taste so bad? mom: Shut up and give your sister another tampon. |
Anonymous | Friday, November 24, 2000 - 08:17 pm !!STUPID!! |
Anonymous | Friday, November 24, 2000 - 08:59 pm I feel sorry 4 u |
kaleelaa | Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 10:33 am I have never seen a somalian lady talking like this way except you and I guess you're already change your culture as your saying such a words. so shame your self |
SOMEONE WHO IS DISGUSTED IN YOU | Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 10:42 am SAMIRA WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE YOUR BRAIN A WASH AND PUT BISBAS IN YOUR MOUTH(EXCUSE MY SPELLING IT SOUNDS LIKE IT LOOKS) |
SomalinetLeader | Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 11:29 am LETS PRETEND SHE NEVER WROTE THAT YA'LL..STUPID! |
Hanna | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 07:14 am eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! ok..these..was..the..most..dirty..and..discusting..jokes...i have ever..heard..eeeeeeeeeewwwww. sweety..no..offence walaahi...but im..sure u could com up..with..something..else..than this. i mean..what were u thinking..when u were..posting..such..things..in..somalinet? like...i said..i aint..trying to diss u or anything..and..it..aint...my..job..to judge..u but...im..giving u an advice....its..u have to know the meaning..of your jokes..before..u share..it..with other ppl..and im..not sure if u inderstood it your..self....coz if u did...u wouldnt..even..think..of..posting..such..things..u would..be..disgusted...and..would..keep..it to your..self. so..sweety...better..luck..next time..ok`? we..will..wait..for..other..jokes..i hope not like..these....and..remember...its..radaman. aight....my..ppl...thats it i guess...remember..stay..real..stay..muslim..and..stay..somali. Hanna |
ananomous | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 07:34 am your just (fish & chips) naa waa ramadaan ee afka suubso bisaades i think that u who said that and would wish to share with us but i feel sorry for ya. |
Anonymous | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 03:08 pm This was the most disgusting and disturbing shitt I have ever read in my life. Girlll.... you need to get some help! You are trully disturbed if you thaught about that shitt! Get the koran and read so the devilish thaughts may leave your mind. PS: No offense but the people who care tell you the truth. Peace out |
Mr hasanik | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 08:53 pm That was so stupid idea yo lesten girl don't ever write something like this again.Habar taa was yaa ku edeb baray?dee mr snoop koobshaa ha oo aan cabayay ayaa igadhacay mar kaanwaxaa akhriyay |
Anonymous | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 11:37 pm so I could advise all somalis to go and laern english first and then to come and joke................ |
Just a somalian guy | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 11:51 pm You must be a psycho telling jokes like that.You need to go to doctor, girl?And by the way you ain't funny! |
CHARLIES ANGELS | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 05:04 am WE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.!! IS IT THE ENVIRONMENT YOU WERE IN THAT DID THIS TO YOU? YOU NEED BIG TIME HELP GAL. GET SOME SOON!!!! PEACE OUT!! TOTTENHAM GALS |
Anonymous | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 05:42 pm to: samira i am totally embarrassed as a Somalia to hear u say these things.... i would appreciate it if u do not post this garbage here..... your kind is not welcome here..... |
MrPokey | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 05:45 pm SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE SAMIRA A TAMPON! |
GRAADKA | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:54 pm that was one of the funniest jokes i have ever heard of,so don't make fun of samira becaus i like her jokes and i think she is smarter than so many damn asses like anonymous who thinks english is better than our first language. I would wrote this article in english becaus iam not sure weather he can read somali or not. NABADGELYO |
Samira lover | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 05:25 pm Naya, Samira I wonna you tonight because your jokes makes me horny baby if you agree with me call this number toll free: 1 888 560 5125 De ton très cher ami MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MK MKMKMKMKMKMMKMKMKMKMKMKMKM |
Miss Mona | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 09:51 pm What!!!Say what!!! Girl you are sick, sick,SICK!!! You see what I'm saying?? You must be one of those bitches in the world, sorry sis, some one need to check your brain? A doctor maybe? What the hell is in your mind, girl? Don't you know that you are a big shame to all Somalian people, but worst of all don't you fear Allah??? You can be as sick as you want, but keep it for yourself and your sick friends, aight??? Peace! -Miss Africa in Norway- |
THE PIMP | Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 12:17 am (: (: (: what was that all about damnn is it me or the joke was laim.... try again maybe this time your own joke please but atleast you try to be funny i give you that much but you SUCK big time..lol ") |
peper_cill_gal | Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 05:22 am loooooooooool pimp, that sad faces were funny they reminds me samira and her sisters when they were in the rafugea camp looool bye now |
Anonymous | Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 03:30 pm sick |
Muslimah | Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 04:34 pm Acuudu-Billaah! Samira, what is wrong with you walaal? Maad Alle ka baqdid waa Ramadaane? |
hannah000 | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 12:33 pm look she thinks she is wright no need to give her a bad time but she funck needs a few kicks to wake up, i don't blieve she is somali. A bit od advise for you sis, never wright that in a fucking , nasty drtiy things you wrote in somali or inpublic, shame to you and that bastered who asked you to call, only wants sex he does, bet you will give to him drity bitch |
SAMIRA4U2NV | Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 06:03 am hi yall i'm back thanx for the +ve feedback you know and to those peeps like annon i think they dont understand the word JOKE bitch get a life and go yourself because you r the kind of peeps i'm talking about bye samira |
THE_PIMP | Monday, March 05, 2001 - 08:29 am you sick little minded bitchh... did your dad abuse you by anychance when you were young couse that wasn't funny and for some reasons i get the feeling you copy from a porno magazine.. did you if that is the case you should read it closely then post it c'moon now you even know what the joke is about you little ...fuckk-face DON'T POST DUMP SHITT LIKE THIS AGAIN...aigh't" |
MINNEAPLIS GUYS | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 01:05 pm YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS THIS MIGHT HAPPENED TO HER BECAUSE SHEEKO AYADA SOO MARTAY AYEY KA DHIGAYSAA JOKES. HAA HAA HAAHA. SO FIRST OF ALL THAT WAS NOW SOMETHING FUNNY. U HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS WEBSIDE IS ONLY FOR JOKES. SECOND OF ALL I DONT WANNA SAY STUPID THING TO U, BUT U REALLY DESERVE??? |