KING | Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 08:32 am $$100 TATTOO A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?" "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis." "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?" "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...Number two, once in awhile, I like to play with my money...And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!" so till next time peace,and Luv to all yo by King |