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The Sh..t List; Laugh Your Butts Off!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): The Sh..t List; Laugh Your Butts Off!!
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Ikibaar

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 04:03 pm
Welcome to the Sh!t List!!!

1. Ghost Sh!t: It is when you sh!t and after u finish when u get up u can't find the sh!t. "Mostly found in the Industrial Countris"

2. Second Wave Sh!t: It is when u sh!t and after u finish and pull your pants on your knees, u realize there is more sh!t coming!!!

3. Oh-Gee I wish I could Sh!t Sh!t: When you realy want to sh!t but all you do is sit on the toilet and fod couple of times. "boof boof boof"

4. Suprise Sh!t: When you really sure u are going to just fod, but wait..UUUUPS!!! IT IS A SH!T!!!

5. Thunder Sh!t: The Kind of sh!t that comes very fast and loadand your cheiks start to shake.Dhukkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

6.Mexican Sh!t: The Kind of sh!t that burns your noise. OOOH!! AJIWAWA!!!!!!

7.Happy Sh!t: The kind of sh!t that gays enjoy.
"IF U C 1 CALL EM HAPPY SH!T, OR KILL EM"

8.Torpedo Sh!t: The sh!t that goes directly to the toilet and wets your cheaks. SHUMMMMMMM!!!!

9.Uppor Class Sh!t: The sh!t that does not smell!!

10. Akarampa Sh!t: When u ate hot paper for dinner and then the sh!t burns your Butt.AAAAAAW!!

11.Lower sh!t: I think we will skip that one k!!:0

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LAMIA

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 04:53 pm
loooooooooooooool funnyyyyy:)

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homer

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 05:46 pm
to Ikibaar you're jokes are fucked up you stupid motherfucker you think you're gay ass jokes are funny you're damn wrong

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Ikibaar

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 11:20 am
To Homer:

Hey you i gotta question for u motherfuck.. or i should say fatherfucker!! Is that the only joke you understood or DOES IT APLY TO YOU? GUESS U GAY HUH..HAPPY SH!T. AINT THAT WHY U CRYING.
just know that i hate gays so keep fucking u dad!!

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JAALE

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 11:28 am
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
loooooooooooooooooool stop man u killing meeeeeeeee! SUPRISE SH!T!!!! HA HAAAAAH
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

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Ahmed

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 02:25 pm
NO! NO! JAALE, IT IS THE GHOST SH!T!!!!!!
THAT'S FUNNY ONE!!
THANKS IKIBAAR!! :)

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Faarah

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 04:28 pm
To Ikibaar:
that is very funny..I have never noticed how many different SH!T's there were!!
IT's true I know some of the Sh!ts you wrote;
Mexican: it is true it smells Very bad!!
Upper: that one is true too!
Ghost: it is true, it goes to the toilet that you don't see it when you get up!
Faarah :)

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non-ya

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 05:15 pm
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just wondering how long did it take u to study all this different sh!ts!
its cool bro

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Ikibaar

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 04:40 am
TO NON-YA:
I am glad u have like them! Well it took me a day to put them togethet! actualy it was the day I putted them in this form!
Ikibaar:)

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Ikibaar

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 04:41 am
TO NON-YA:
I AM GLAD U LIKE THEM BRO..!! ACTUALLY IT TOOK ME THE DAY I PUTTED THEM IN THIS FORM!!
PEACE TO U ALL:)
IKIBAAR

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AaminA

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 04:46 am
AHAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA HAAAAAHAA!!
That is so funny!!! were did you get all this!!!
THAT IS THE FUNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!
I did not know that SH!TS could be so funny!!!!

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Anonymous

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 02:41 pm
loooooll!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funnnnnnny that I am about to have Suprise Sh!t!!!:)

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Ikibaar

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 02:46 pm
I am glad that u guys are injoying the Jokes! well here is food one!

Mexican Ghost Sh!t: the Kind of sh!t that smells so bad that it burns your nose, but you can't see it!
IKIBAAR! peace bros & sis.

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non_ya

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 07:04 pm
Ikbaar~
hey man ur are funny and talented bro keep it up.
by the way its sis
thanks man, you made my day
peace 1 <3

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RUFF1

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 03:07 am
Yeah Blood that joke was as funny as aids man These jokes r old I was telling these jokes when i was 10 men. Think of something better aight!!!

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YA MAN

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 02:45 pm
I LOVED THE JOKE,
SO IS HOMER GAY OR NOT

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Ikibaar

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 04:32 pm
To Non-Ya:)
Thanks for the tip...I am Glad I did :)

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 08:59 pm
Great minds at work!! It is well-articulated and good-hearted discussion. I am impressed with the brain power of some of the individuals involved this discussion. Keep up the good work it may pay off someday. You may become a comedian one day (one that stinks).

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Cryzy_77

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 01:55 pm
loooool!!!!!! This is Devinetly FUNNY ••••!!!!

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THE PIMP

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 10:30 pm
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
you are right mostly put out onother one lol..lol
did that ever happened to you at all couse it did happened to i ain't gona lie..lol

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dude12

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 01:59 pm
loooooool!!!!!!!!!! this is great i mean it is funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SWTY

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 12:04 am
LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL....Ikibaar i never noticed how many shits there were this is one unique joke keep it up...lol....lol...

peace out...

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Jamal

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 08:36 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!! God This is so funny. I am about to have SUPRISE ••••!!!!!!
JAMAL; Thanks Ikibar!

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Anonymous

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 11:10 am
funny...................

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 06:59 pm
:(

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 07:01 pm
:)

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