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I AM A LONDONER WHO IS LOOKING 4 A SENSIBLE SOMALI GIRL TO TAKE OUT THIS UP COMING "EID"....................

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): I AM A LONDONER WHO IS LOOKING 4 A SENSIBLE SOMALI GIRL TO TAKE OUT THIS UP COMING "EID"....................
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JAMAL

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 01:29 am
HI LADIES......I AM A 20 YEARS OLD SOMALIAN YOUNG MAN WHO IS CURRENTLY LIVING IN CENTRAL LONDON.......AND I WAS LOOKING FOR A NICE AND EASY TO GET A LONG WITH SOMALIAN SISTER TO TAKE OUT THIS EID..IN OTHER WORDS I AM LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL GIRL TO TAKE OUT ON A SPECIAL DAY........

ANY HOW WHEN I SAY TAKE OUT ,PLZ DONT GET ME WRONG IF U DONT WANT TO GO OUT IT'S ALL GOOD,AS LONG AS WE CAN GET TO KNOW ONE ONOTHER BY PHONE OR E-MAIL, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY........TILL NEXT TIME TAKE CARE OF UR SELF'S AND EACH OTHER'S.

YOUR'S SINCERELY
JAMAL

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DC___NIGGA

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 01:39 am
sad nigga you sound like a desprate man i feel sorry you are only 20 years old what is the matter
go out and get you a girl man what the fuckk is wrong with you i doubt anygirl would go out with an idiot like you why the low selfsteem damnn
nigga you should get a oilchange from callgirls that way atleast...lol enough dissing you
my point is you are 20 yrs old nigga get your ass out and get you a girl is that how london people are for realz...that is sad story.
unless you are some old fucker who can get a date
if that is the case my APPOLOGY'S to you
if not SOMETHING SERIOUS IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA_
becouse you ain't right man is it me or you english people are so naieve.....i mean the england peopele. mybe not all you guys but this guy is obviously. NO OFFENCE TO YOU

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nadira

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 03:34 am
Bro u seriouc only desperate girls will respond to this post or the crazy ones.
Why can't u get a girl some other way bro.
Anyway gooood luck on your seach u have a whole month.

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Sweet_Queen

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 08:07 am
Hi i am an 18 year old woman, i live in London and i am also looking for someone special to spend the day with. But bro, why you gotta come online to find that someone?? It can't be that hard to see a girl that you like, aproach her and politely ask her what her plans are can it? I mean if your 2o then thaz too young for you to be taking such desperate measures such as this!!
Take my advice bro and don't waste ur time trying to find someone online cos it's just not the right way to meet a girl ok!! Yu must have a special someone in ur life?? Everyone has or should have (i think). And seeing as i'm waiting for my special someone to approach me i'd expect you to find urself a good looking intelligent girl to spend the day with. I'm not trying to say that you can't find good looking intelligent girls online or throw cheap insults at anyone but i think that you should'nt sell ur self too short.
Peace and love~~~~~~~~ALL THE WAY

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waris

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 05:36 pm
Hi all,

U know what I think yall making the brother feel bad for being upfront and sincere,u know how hard headed and complicated our women are and how its sometimes a quiz to get them to go out ,at least the nice sensible ones cuz they shy or something God knows what,honestly I think he's got a good idea I mean its not like he is saying lets go out as soon as u email me?,they can email each other for that month and if everything go well then by all means make it a special night!

But start opening to each other folks otherwise there will be a lot of interracial relationships coming up!!!

waris

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SOMALIGUY

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 02:06 pm
HI MR DESPERADO
WHAT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN
I USE TO LIVE IN CENTRAL LONDON TOO AND I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH OUT EVEN SPEAKING ANY GOOD ENGLISH
YOU NEED TO GO WHITELY'S CENTER OR HOW ABOUT BAR ROMBA(YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO DANCE SALSA) AND YOU WILL FIND ANY GIRL YOU WANT ALL YOU WANT IS TO BELIVE IN YOU SELF AND KEEP IT REAL(BE YOU SELF)
YOU BROTHER
SOMALIGUY

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jasmine

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 02:20 pm
i think were missing the point this brother is making..his not asking for marriage..just someone special he can spend with on a special day..for all we know..he had other ways of spending eid in the past just bcuz his going on a different approach dont mean we all need to jump on him...damn talk about hipocrite..i mean u guys come online looking for someone to meet wether its on a friendship level or more..so please dont act all suprised if this guy uses the same aproach..i didnt know meeting ppl was restricted only in the chat room lets grown up please..and try to be little more openminded and less cold on the brother aight..well i said my peace so ramadan karim to all of u

peace n luv

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SOMALIGIRL

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 02:11 am
waz up my people!!!!!,this goes out to "somaliguy"
Hey bro don't be too hush on the boy or shall i say the man.
Plus you dont need to go to WHITELY'S CENTRE or learn how to dance salsa"what ever that is",to get a girl.
I mean u r putting off the poor man by encouraging him to do these things,dont get me wrong or any thing but its not the right way to go about it.
I know u r trying to help him and i dont mean to be rude or any thing but i am just expressing what i think is riht.
You don't have to follow or obey what i have said its just a saying not any thing personal.

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sofia

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 03:51 am
to somaligirl
you tell them girl
and i think that he should go out with you on that day, so think about it ok

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FOXY&DREAMON

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 04:20 am
yes yes

listen i'm a londer and i know it ain't that hard to find a girl.
listen stop embrassing your self and find a girl.
whats your proplem their walking in every street in london damm how hard can this be. i guess its better than renting a car and looking 4 girls like the other sad lodoners do.
Anyways good luck

NORTH LONDON POSSE......
WAH BLOW

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abdullah

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 04:59 am
all de luck to somaliguy
i know for sure u not ganna fine anybody.
lets face it,look at de responds u got am mean we somalis man we haven't reach dat internet dating stage yet we still see it as desperate measures give us couple of more years bro. except 1 or2 dey been all hash on u.come to westlondon area a'll interduce u enough friendly girlz. ramadan kareem all.

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SomalianGuy

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:12 am
This goes to any body how doesn't like my article:
If you don't like it then tough luck do you think I care?
To SomaliGirl:
Am sure that is not the only way but am showing a brother a way to be Confident. Salsa is a name of a Latino dance such as tango and flamingo.
To Foxy&co
Another hit (diss) on you're Bros. Come on grew up you sound the type of a girls how disrespect there Bros. the type how say SomaliBros are like this SomaliBros are like that. And you're still single since you 18 birthday because you're afraid that the Bros. will run away when they discover how desperate you're hah am sure you're that type.
To Abdullah:
Mr I know every thing. Don't start it because it will hurt you. Going to (………….college) did not help you, Still you can't speak or write the language (all de luck to somaliguy I know for sure u not ganna fine anybody. lets face it,look at de responds u got am mean we somalis man we haven't reach dat internet dating stage yet we still see it as desperate measures give us couple of more years bro.)
Mr Abdullah how said that am looking for someone or I will fine (as you say) somebody give me a break. And if you're desperate don't think that all the Bros are like you .
SomaliGuy

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T-GIRL-QueenOfHearts

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 01:57 pm
JAMAAL
Ahhhh soooooooooooo sweeet. If I wasn't tied up this Eid I would definately go out with ya. I would walk to Piccadilly Circus for such a sweet person. Hey don't despair. U shall find your girl somewhere between Charing Cross and Paddington Aight?

PEOPLE the guy is pouring his heart out.....Cut him some slack Please.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 02:26 pm
OOH I feel so bad: Walaalo if I lived in London I would go out with ya. As a matter of fact I would come and pick you up, and show you the best night of your life. You guys are you harsh on the poor guy. Just go out there, look confident, and if nothing works at least you know that you have tried it. So just because youc can't get a date doesn't mean your life will be ruined. Just have punch of yuor friends together, and go out. Who knows you might the girl in the party you go to...look real confident..and just be cool!! aight walk like man, Act like a man, and if you see something you like go after it!!(nicely please)

Peace and be strong walaal!

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Anonymous

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 07:18 pm
JAMAL, INCASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN, THIS PAGE IS MEANT FOR JOKES. THIS IS NOT THE DATING GAME. UNLESS YOU HAVE DECENT JOKES TO TELL, DON'T SHARE YOUR SAD LOVE LIFE WITH US.

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Anonymous

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 01:23 am
hi i am 17 years old and i live in north london and i am also looking for someone so e-mail me and we'll dicuss it, i wanna to get to know you before we go out on eid day. don't listen to the other stupid comments, cuz this is a very goodway to get know ppl
this is my e-mail addresse
hibo2002@hotmail.com

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IFRAHA

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 12:35 pm
U PPL ARE SO HORRIBLE,THE GUY JUST ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION,IF U ARE NOT AVAILABLE THEN DON'T TYP ANYTHING,MY OPINION IS IF HE IS LOOKING SOME ONE HE HAS THE RIGHT TO LOOK EVERY WHERE.
I AM SORRY THAT I AM NOT 20,BUT I WILL BE HONORED TO GO OUT WITH U ,I AM OLDER THEN U MUCH OLDER,SO GOOD LUCK

TACE CARE

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Afroqueen

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 09:54 pm
SOME WORDS FROM NORWAY: I am 20 years old girl from Norway, and I don't actually know why young people today are so busy about having a boy/girlfriend!! Just because we live in a Christin country doesn't mean that we have to act like them....what's up with Somalian people in Europe...Guys are looking for a lady to kick along with..same •••• with girls... we are not gonna live here for hundreds year, guys...the judgement day can be here any time, so focus on something good, rather then "wasting" your time!!!!

TO THE LONELY 20-MAN: you say it's Ciid and you want to do something special..WHY NOT READ THE QURAAN, GO TO MISAAJIDKA AND PRASE ALLAH????? nobody is gonna ask you on judgement day why you were not hanging around with a girl, but Allah(sw) is going to ask you why you didn't read the Quraan..... by the way, chill man, you are only 20 man,life is more than hanging around with girls..at this age you have to focus on your education and stuff like that, and if you are so despered about girl, then go and find someone there in London, it's plenty of girls there...but you ain't getting luck on the net, bro! Peace be upon you, my brother!!!


-Missy-

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beyonce...

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 04:53 pm
walaahi somalianz alwayz amaze me.....dem yo first of all u shouldn't be putting your biz on da net like dat......and if u need a gurl just go ahead and find one......first u gonna say oh am lookimg for a girl and den later on da same guy will say that "oh dat bitch......oh yeah i had her......she was hella easy yo" so somalianz plz chill.....all i know is that i would neve eve go out wit anyone dat i met on da net.....but hey yo that'z me....y'll r different i guess....so anywayz plz just have some jokes for us and if not den don't put your rather sad life on da net.....

much luv to y'll qooxoti
alwayz and foreva BEYONCE....

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ILHAM

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 11:33 pm
HI JAMAALM I'M 19 YEARS OLD AND I LIVE IN CAMDEN I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SPEND EID WITH
I THINK U R SWEET.
SO PHONE ME ON 07950217988
BYE

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SOMALIAN GIRL

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 12:07 am
TO SOMALI GUY THANKS FOR UR DEFINITION FOR SALSA BRO I REALLY APRECIATED IT.

TO AFRO QUEEN BIGUP TO U GIRL U TELL THEM ABOUT THE REAL WORLD.

TO ILHAM FOR GODNESS SAKE GIRL ITS RAMADAN GET A GRIP OF UR SELF I KNOW U R TRYING TO HELP THE BRO BUT U R TURNING THE ALL TING IN TO A BLIND DATE SHOW.
(hannahgenal@hotmail.com}

"RAMADAN KARIM TO ALL OF U"

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SOMALIAN GIRL

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 12:17 am
THIS IS TO SOFIA,HEY GIRL THANKS I CANT BELIVE I FOR GOT ABOUT U.

ANY WAYS THANKS FOR YOUR SUGGESTION BUT I GOT PLANS ON THAT DAY BUT IF I WAS AVAILABLE I PROBABLY WOULD COZ I FEEL SORRY FOR THE BRO.

"PEACE AND LUV TO U ALL"

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Abdullah

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 09:28 am
to somaliguy
i awe u big apology bro ,u know what ,i actually though u were jamal. no wonder u had go at me.but ur respond was a bit of the top, don't u think. and to jamal have u found any body yet,i think eid day is catching up with u fast. i"ll tell u were u going wrong .1)No e-mail address 4 ladies
2)very poor and desprate looking article( e.g u have to use frases that turn on the ladies )
3 And your article is place under jokes section.good luck with your impossible mission.

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Anonymous

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 09:35 am
how desperate

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Wise

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 04:16 am
Hold Up ppl what is wrong with u thugs and cat's give the thugz a chance, i know it is the wrong time and the wrong place to find a cat but is wort trying don't u agree? We know this is a page for jokes but who said u can't add anything specail, yo jamal apolgize for my thughz & cat's misunderstand u and their igno, and take it from me u may find a special girl who is craker but the better way to approach a girl is in reall live not in relatiy.
yo jamal no offence but don't u have a crush on anygirls in ur college , work ,nigbourhoad if yes then plz don't hastita to ask her out.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 07:32 am
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ismahaan

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 08:23 am
TO.jamal .I would give you my e.mail but you know some other sick persen whould take advanteg of it but i am from northamton and I think you saund realy great,and iI would love to get to know you.I cam to londo very often so good luck.love from ismahaan

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