     IKIBAAR | Monday, December 04, 2000 - 05:50 am
YOU R OLD WHEN....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you
answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're
barefoot.
you try to have sex but when she takes off her close you fall sleep.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
You start saying things like, "Gee, this sebaceous cyst is killing me!"
Someone mistakes you for a sun-dried tomato while you're
shopping at the grocery store.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
IKIBAAR  |
| Ilhaam | Monday, December 04, 2000 - 03:19 pm
lol....that was hilarious!
Got any more? |
| cali | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:46 am
lolollololololololololololololl
lololol man dat was funny lololololol
come with more man please. |
| HA | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 05:19 pm
NAH.......... LET ME TELL YOU THIS, YOU ARE OLD, NO YOU ARE REALLY OLD WHEN YOU PUT YOUR DI$# IN THE FREEZER TO GET IT HARD. NOW THAT'S WHEN YOU ARE CONSIDERED AN OLS ASS MOFO.... |
| ifraha | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:29 pm
When i read it tonight,I could see my husband,sorry ex-husband
u reminded me
cool |
| CLEANJOKE | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:51 pm
you are old when u ;-
scare death alot and stay out of trouble
when u start praying and going to good places
when u stay home just to have someone know u are dying
be carefull being old is being gold!if the people don't kill u the angel will! |
| maanka | Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 12:59 am
hahahaha
gax gax gax
fiq fiq fiq fiq.. |
