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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): How do you get a girls attention
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MistaLova

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 06:27 pm
wusup girl. can ya'l give me some tips.

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Goodgirl

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 03:55 am
If u like her chat to her, don't run off.
Try to hang with her, if it is okay with her.
AND just be Yourself.

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it wasnt me

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 04:18 am
Mistalova- Be consistant, don't completely ignore her one day and be all drooly over her the next.
2-Don't shadow her too much, give her space.
3- Don't try to show what a big bad boy you are, cause beleive me, guys who seem to always wanna prove what a tough guy they are..just look like a couple of mommas boys.
4- Be friends with her first, I mean don't move too fast...don't move too slow either (she might have somebody else on hold, and if you take too long..who know what might happen?).
Well that is my advice to you and good luck

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LAMIA

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 05:25 am
THIS IS HOW U GET A GIRL'S ATTENTION WEAR A NICE PERFUME

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Amaal

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 08:56 am
LOL LAMIA!!!! WELL AND ALL THIS GIRLS SAID IT TO....MY ADVICE LIKE GOODGIRL SAID "BE YOURSELF" AND ENJOY AND BE HONEST BECAUSE A GUY THAT HONEST IS WORTH MILLIONS IN MOST GIRLS. DON'T WEAR TOO MUCH CLON AND DON'T HAVE A STRONG BODY ORDER. JUST ENJOY AND SAY THINGS THAT R TRUE AND BE KIND AND HUMOR IS NICE TOOO AND U GET CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING!!!!DON'T BE SCARED ALOT BECAUSE LIKE MY GIRL IT WASN'T ME SAID, "DON'T BE A BAD BOY" BECAUSE U LOSE CREDITS. BE INTERESTING AND BE VERY SWEET AND YOURSELF. BE DETAILED FORWARD...LIKE SAY, U WENT UP TO THE GIRL, INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND SAY I WANT TO GET TO KNOW AND WHY WHEN SHE ASKS, ANSWER THE QUESTION. IF SHE REJECTS U, DON'T GIVE UP IF U LIKE HER. USUALLY IF A GIRL REJECTS U, SHE IS TRYING TO SEE HOW FAR U WILL GO. IF U LIKE HER ALOT!!!!BE HONEST AND PRESISTANT!!!! AND HAVE FUN WITH HER WHILE U CAN!!!
GOOD LUCK BRO AND I HOPE I HAVE HELPED U
MUCH RESPECT TO U
Amaal

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187

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:08 am
be wild, be allover her, trough some sex jokes around. they love that...and she is all yours

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FOXY1

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:20 am
187 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT ••••
THOSE GIRLS MUST BE REAL STUPID TO FALL 4 U
IF U TRIED THAT •••• ON ME I WOULD THINK U WERE
AN MINNER VIRGIN WHO WANKS HIMSELF.

LATERZ
FOXY1
NORTH LONDON CREW

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MistaLova

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 10:05 am
Thanks to you. I realy got some interestin ideas that realy helped me out.

Peace and Love

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 12:07 pm
nayaa maxaad sheegtay

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LUDACRIS

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 12:56 pm
187 NO DOUBT MY NIGGA I A WITH DAT SHYTE
ROUGH SEX MAKE IT HURT LIKE LUDACRIS SAID YO
FOXY1 WHAT WOULD U KNOW GIRL... U A BRIT KID..
one luv

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WuDog

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 10:18 pm
I agree wit 187! Be wild, but keep a good sense of humor, and show her U've a Life.
Fastway To get a girl's attention Flash Some $100 bills, incase Y'll feel hungry take her to Sub-Way and order #69 wit cheez!(12" MeatBalls).

Don't Listen to Amaal! she got too much hair on her BlackHouse(bad-luck wit man). Don't give urself away by coming on her too strong, she gonna Drop ya in her List.

Unplug the T.V-Lights Sweet&Low-Get 2the BIz.

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DR LOVE

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:20 pm
LISTEN UP ALL YOU SO CALLED RUFFNECKS.
YA'LL DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN ALL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IS SOME HOOD RATS,THE BROTHER WAS TALKING ABOUT A REALL,GOOD LOOKING,SMART SOMALI SISTER.
THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE DONE>
# 1> BE YOUR SELF
# 2> BE HONEST
# 3> DONT BE OVER AGRESSIVE( THEY MAY THINK YOUR A STALKER.
# 4> AND CERTAINLY DONT BE A CHEAP ASS, IF YOU TAKE THE SISTER OUT FOR DINNER.
SUBWAY IS TOTALLY OUT OF THE PICTURE
# 5> MEESHA BANAAN BUUXI (SISTERS U KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT> THE VOID IN YOUR HEART THAT CAN REALLY BE FILLED BY A TRUE SOMALI MAN ONLY

THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO MY COMMENTS%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

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legit

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 12:28 am
to all the niggas insulting the sisters, yall are fake and acting ludicras{which means silly}so i don't even know why you are claiming the word,but i guess that is what you all are silly motherfucker....s
let the sisters teach the bro how to play his game
and secondly create your own names cause if you claim to be thugs, thugs create and come out with their own..shi..t so create and stop acting like pussywaals. get back at me ludicrases.

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monifah

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:06 am
Abow adi waxaa sa'meeysa
nag been ku soo geli
run na' ku dhaq.....
that was all 4 me..

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Ragedi Camp

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:39 am
Foxy1 (Hadayeey naagta wayn maxay ku hadashay) look don,t freestyle in here say the truth trick

And Lady who calls her self fox ain't ••••
Only good for cookin,cleanin, and thats it

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FUNNY GUY

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 05:57 am
THIS IS HOW U CAN GET GIRLS ATTENTION LISTEN CARFULLY, OKEY YOU GOT TO HAVE CONNECTION WITH SOME CRIMINAL PPL, THEN YOU TELL THEM THAT U LIKE THIS GIRL AND BALAA BALAA BALAAA U TELL THEM ALL THE STORE OKEY HERE COMES THE GOOD PART, YOU TELL THEM WHERE SHE PASSES AFTER COLLGE, SO THEY'LL PERTEND LIKE THEY ARE RUBBING HER AND HERE IS THE PART WHERE U COME IN, YOU WELL PERTENT LIKE YOU WERE PASSING BY, SO YOU SEE HER AND THIS PPL TRYING TO RUBB HER, FROM THIS PART YOU DO YOUR THING THE KONFOO PART DAAA, THERE YOU BOOM SHE IS ALL OVER YOU, UM THIS IS NOT THE EXACTLY THE RIGHT WAY OF THE STORY BUT DON'T WORRY AM GONA GO AND WATCH THAT INDI MOVIE AGAIN AND AND I'LL SORT YOU OUT OKEY SEE YA

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M.AY

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 11:55 am
Can somebody tell me why some of you come up
with fake names?if you are scared that people
might find out who you are,or your true self don't
bother coming in here,and the other thing is,come up with atleast somali names.

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CHARLIES ANGELS

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 04:57 am
THIS IS TO M.AY

BOY UR ACTING LIKE YOUR ALL DAT
WELL IF YOU THINK PEOPLE R SCARED OF WRITING THEIR REAL NAME WHY U COMING UP WITH A MONTH OF THE YEAR (MAY)
COULDN'T U COME UP WITH SOMETHING DESCENT

IF U WANT TO START A NEW SUBJECT GO MAKE
I DOUBT ANYBODY WILL VISIT IT

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SOUTHBOY

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 05:51 am
MistaLova,

Here is how you get girl's attetion.
1)Be yourself.
2)Wear something nice.
3)Make her laugh.
4)Dont act dump around her.
5)Dont appraoch her with a corny lines.
6)Have confident in yourself(cause girls like when a man have a confidence).
7)If she says no to you, dont insult her.
8)Dont lie to her.
And for sure you will get her attetion, so why dont you try dat cause it will work all the time.

ONE

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Cutie

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 06:03 am
1 Rent an X reg (U.K)Meduim sized car (Or latest)
2 Fix nice system on it
3 Make sure SHE see you in
4 Offer to take her out, Cinema or whateva
you think she might be into.

5 The Sex her hardcore.

------------Make sure to you take it back inc
------------the system-------------------

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JULIET-00

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 06:51 am
FUNNY MAN
DAT WAS FUNNY. WAALHI.
I NEEDED DAT. LOL

SEC,I AGREE WIT EVEYONE CEPT FOR DA
LOSERS DAT ARE UP IN HERE
TRYING TO B FUNNY. (CEPT FOR FUNNY MAN).
AND MAKING SMART ASS COMMENTS.
DAMN PPL CHILL IF U DONT LIKE WHAT
U C THAN BOUNCE.

THIRD, U CAN GET A GIRL'S ATTENTION BY
BEING YO SELF. ACT NATURAL. EVEN IF
U R AN ASS. DONT CHANGE. THAN
DO LITTLE MEANING LESS THINGS FOR HER.
BUT WHATEVER U DO, DONT CRY INFRONT OF HER
WHITE GIRLS MAY LIKE DAT....BUT I DOUBT
SOMALIAN GIRLS DO. BUT NEVER THE LESS
BE..YOUR...SELF....

AND IF DAT DONT WORK OUT........DONT LOOK AT ME... I SAID ILL TRY...AND I DID...OR U CAN ALWAYZ USE FUNNY MAN'S ADVICE TO BACK U
UP IF THINGS DONT WORK
OUT DA WAY U PLANED THEM TO.

LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES.
GOOD LUCK

LUV
JULIET

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