     AF TOOSH | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 06:56 am
A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a
drink. "Get out" says the bartender. "I don't
serve drunks here".
The drunk staggers out the front door, only to
come back in through the side door. He sits at the
bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink. "I just
told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the
side door and, comes back inside through the back
door.
Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for
a drink. The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at
the drunk and yells "I told you, no drunks
allowed, now get out!!!". The drunk looks up at
the bartender and slurs "How many fuckin' bars
do you work at, anyway?" |
| wiilwaal | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 08:22 am
yo! man, that is fanny. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 02:28 pm
ha ha that was so funny I forgot to lought
sorry next |
| SEXSWEET | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 06:57 am
THERE WAS ONCE THESE 3 GIRLS. A BLONDE,REDHEAD AND A BURNETT. THEY WHERE LINED UP FOR TARGET PRACTICE.
THE BURNETT WAS FIRST SO THE MAN SAID "READY GET SET.." THE BURNETT THAN SAID "LOOK IS DAT A BIRD" THE MAN LOOKED UP,AND THE BURNETT RAN OFF.
THAN IT WAS THE RED HEADS TURN. THE MAN SAID " READY GET SET" THE RED HEAD THAN SAID "LOOK IS THAT A PLANE" THE MAN LOOKED UP, AND THE REDHEAD RUN OFF.
THAN IT WAS THE BLONDE'S TURN, THE MAN SAID " READY GET SET.." THAN SHE SAID," FIRE" SHE DIED.
I LUV DAT JOKE.LOOOOOOOOOL |
| SEXYSWEET | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 07:11 am
THERE WAS THIS WOMAN. HER MAN USE TO ABUSE HER ALL THE TIME. HE DIDNT PLEASURE HER IN BED. AND ONE DAY HE LEFT HER.
SHE SAW THE PERSONAL'S AND DECIDED TO WRITE AND AD. SHE WROTE THAT SHE WANTED A MAN THAT WONT ABUSE HER. A MAN THAT WONT LEAVE HER. AND SHE WROTE A SMALL PRINT ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAPER.
THE NEXT DAY THE DOOR BELL RANG AND SHE ANWSERED IT. THERE WAS THIS MAN STANDING AT THE DOOR WITH NO LEG, AND NO ARMS. SHE ASKED " WHO ARE U?" HE RESPONDED " THEY SEND ME FROM THE PERSONALS. IM THE MAN U REQUESTED.I DONT HAVE ARMS SO I WONT BEAT U, I DONT HAVE LEGS SO I WONT LEAV U."
SHE THAN ASKED " HOW DID U RING THE DOOR BELL?" HE SAID " REMEBER THE SMALL PRINT U WROTE ON THE BOTTOM"
SEXSWEET |
