site-wide search

SomaliNet Forums: Archives

This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either...

Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts

SOMALI MEN

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): SOMALI MEN
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

MANGO

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 08:40 am
To all the Somali men in the world I hope you are proud of yourselves for what you made the Somalia sisters become.
1- You bun with them.
2- Drink with them.
3- Go clubbing with them
4- Sleep with them. and the list goes on and on.
what's the world coming to.after you do all these things with them you actually have the nerve to go and say "I am going to Somali and find me a nice girl who don't Know anything" don't you know that you lot are the cause of all these madness, you keep saying bunning is cool, drinking is great, i would never marry a girl who has never slept with someone, I want a girl who knows, everything. and what is this hotel business, taking a Somali girl to a hotel thinking you can get somethings from her, ( let me just say hotel scams) come on you all must have a sister, you don't want her to go and do things like that with a nigga, so why do you want another Somali brothers sister to do that for you. in the name of Allah please think. if you all you men keep saying to women I wont marry you unless you sleep with me, offcourse you will put pressure on them. for all the Somali girls who have been strong and said NO, well done, but I have seen many that have fallen for these ridiculous boys.for all that I have seen all the Somalia's have become Ari (sheep) following so many things that you think are cool. we have all been here for about 10 years or less, and you all already following the British lifestyle, give us all 10 more years and we will all forget what the somalian tradition and Muslim religion is. I dare any boy or man who think this is not so, and that this is not happening in the Somali community.

P.S don't you men know that people have paid to go in those riwaayads, why do all have to ruin it, please please don't ruin the eeid riwayad. thank, may Allah be with you all.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 02:25 pm
I hear what you are saying sis or bro
I to belive that the somalians have to clean up there act not only the men but the women too specially the women sisters do not disrespect yourselves like that for anybody

p.s. it's because I care

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

concerned sis

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 03:02 pm
at last an issue of an importance..i agree with what u saying sis..and not because iam being bias towards the males..its just that the truth hurts..its confusing how most of our brothers have this mentality that us girls are some kind of a toy they can play with when they feel like it..i have heard guys getting mad just cuz the sis says no and then that same guys will look to marry a girl that has said no..common make up ur mind and stop messing with ours.having said this there is the good guys out there so maybe we have a chance but then again maybe not

i given up going to somali partys..whats the point u end up wasting ur money anyways..later ppl

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

LAMIA

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 01:06 am
NICE TOPIC MANGO FIRST I'M A FEMALE AND I BELIEVE THAT IF YOU OPEN YOUR LEGS MEN WON'T SAY NO TO IT. SEE GOD PUT IT UNDER YOUR LEGS SO YOU CAN KEEP EM' CLOSE. FOR ALL THE SISTERS OUT THERE IF A MAN GETS MAD CUZ U SAID NO JUSS FOR GET HIS SORRY ASS THERE ARE MANY MORE.

PEACE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

MANGO

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 04:42 am
I am so glad that there are people out there that agree with me, peace and love

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Amina

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 05:05 am
I agree with ya sis mango! But You know what! you can't only blame the men we as individuals have a responsiblity for all our actions and Allah will hold us accountable for everything that we do.
we will be the ones that pay for the consequences weather we feel that we have been taken advantage of or not!!

We somalis/ muslims need to wake up and taste the coffee and realise the very purpose of our existence then we would not have to be going through all this drama.

Allah has shown us the path and if sisters only took time out to reflect on their lifes and action then brothers wouldn't take the piss so much (excuse me french). from what i have seen sis mango, there are sisters who are down with stuff you've mentioned who don't care about weather they stay clean or whatever. :( :( Its all down to the individual- And We all Need to remember Allah!

Peace
Ramadan Kariim n Sorry if i offend anyone :)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

sporty thievez

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 05:16 am
they some weed cus they want they drink cu =z they want that no body is making them do all this things ..
lett me sing this song 4 ya
Nada, Franchise
Nada, Shotcallers
Yeah, Sporty Thievz
Nada

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi
What?

1 -
(Uh oh) Ya'll chicks ain't gettin' nada
(Uh oh) Your pussy ain't worth the Ramada
(Uh oh) Anyway your friend looks hotta
(Uh oh) Game is somethin' we got alot a

2 -
(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me
I don't want no Pigeons
Them be the girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love"
Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub
Scrub? What? She musta talk me a joke
Broke Pigeonhead half freak, you lucky I spoke
This ain't my Benz dear, this my manz, yeah
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, take them fake jewels off
(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy ••••
Ya'll make me sick, so go home and fuckin' babysit
My big dogs don't love this
King Kirk, get a brush, and scrub this (right)

(Repeat 1)


Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin
Cause they call me scrub like we can't even bill cousin
Trick Ronald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds
Throw you on the street team, make you •••• vinyls
Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns?
That be wrong
I wonder how you get hard
in dirty Victoria draws with the skidmarks
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache

So next time you shotgun, and that hoe bitchin'
Hittin' you a scrub, call that bitch a Pigeon

Hey yo, I got two nuts bitch, choose a ball

You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes are small
You don't shop, you just cruise the mall
No dough, with Lee Press-Ons
Frontin' with ya girlsfriend dress on
You birds wanna take over?
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones makeover
Broke Bitches, I hate Pigeons
Dirty braid Pigeons, medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons
Got me fed, burned I tell these birds Shutup
And how my left ear be double her whole getup
Go ahead with your lame ass, blow at night
Throw a ripped dolla at her, tell her put that on her depraved ass

If you got more than one baby father
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
If you strip all week to go clubbin'
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Wanna smoke wit me, wit no money
Oh no, I don't want no...

No Pigeons
No Pigeons

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

JULIET-00

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 05:56 am
FIRST OF ALL, HI EVERYONE WUZ UPPPP. HAPPY RAMDAN TO U ALL. SECONDLY, I AGREE WIT SOME OF U BUT NOT MOST OF U.I AGREE WIT DA FACT DAT SOME SOMALIANS SUCK. THEY THINK DAT JUST CUZ THEY ARE NOT IN SOMALIA THEY SHOULD DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT. OHHHHHH HELL NO.THOSE ARE ONLY DA RARBAADIA.THEY C NEW THINGS AND THEY B LIKE........."UHHH DIS IS LIKE HEAVEN." DAMN FOOLS. I ALSO DONT AGREE WITH THOSE WHO BLAME THE GUYS FOR WHAT THE GIRLS ARE DOING. COME ONE PPL PLZZZZ B REALISTIC. NO GUY PUTS A GUN TO A GIRL'S HEAD AND SAY " SMOKE WIT ME,DRINK WIT ME, AND •••• WIT ME, OR I WILL KILL U" NAA AA. IT CANT B DONE. THE GIRLS DO WHAT THEY DO BECAUSE OF THEIR FREE WILL. IF WE SHOULD BLAME SOME ONE,WE SHOULD BLAME NOT ONLY THE PERSON WHO IS BEING COPIED FROM, BUT ALSO THE PERSON WHO IS COPYING. IF THEY ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO WHAT SOMEONE TELLS THEM TO DO, EVEN THOUGH THEY NOW THEY SHOULDNT, THAN THEY DESERVE EVERY THING THAT HAPPENS TO THEM. IM NOT TRYING TO B MEAN OR ANYTHING, BUT THAT IS THE TRUTH. IF SOME TELLS U TO JUMP FROM A BRIDGE WOULD UDO IT? I DONT THINK SO. AND IF U DO , U ARE VERY STUPID AND AND U ARE A FOLLOWERS.U SHOULD BE A LEADER.FOURTH, BASED ON MY OPPINION, I BELIEVE WE(SOMALIAN GIRLS) ARE THE MOST RESPECTED GIRLS IN DA PLANET. EVEN THOSE WHO ARENT SOMALIANS RESPECT US. THEY NOW WE WONT SMOKE ••••,DRINK,OR GET FUCKED. BUT THOSE WHO DO ARE CONSIDERED DA BIGGEST HOE'S ON DA FACE OF DA PLANET. AND THEY ARE RUINING EVERY THING FOR US. FIFTH, SPORTY DONT START. DAT SONG,WAS COPIED FORM TLC DEM GUYS DAT SANG IT COPIED. COPY CATERS.I WOULD SING DA SONG "NO SCRUBS" BUT LUCKY U I DONT KNOW HOW IT GOES. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE SHOULD NEVER BLAME SOMEONE FOR SOMEONE ELS'S STUPIDTY.


PEACE

JULIET

PS. I HOPE I DONT OFFEND ANYONE ITS RAMDAN. AND IF DID SORRY. (SMILE) HAPPY RAMDAN.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 07:36 am
Juliet Prince says Hi,,,,,,,,,, ":O"

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

somaliman

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 07:45 am
I apologize on behalf of the somali-male community for any misdeeds and the foolish remarks by sporty-tuug.............


SISTERS REMEMBER THIS*WE BOTH MEN&WOMEN ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR OWN ACTIONS.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Da Real G

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 09:44 am
Somaliaman shut the •••• up! you are part of this chauvinistic society and ain't no fucking pigeon is gonna change it. it's been there and will always be there if yo hootchies and flaming Charlie's Angels want to get married. dael done and dusted!HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

RANA :

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 12:10 pm
Well i am a female and I know a lot of somali girls who do all the "bad" things with other black guys or somali guys, life is a party for them. I used to be caught up in that kind of life style until i learnt it wasn't leading anywhere good, One girlfriend of mine even got pregnant by a somali guy .... shame on them ....... i got out of that life and don't drink or get high anymore.
It was fun while it lasted but the true reward is when Allah opens the gates to heaven for you and lets you in ....... You will never see or even smell heaven if you ain't clean .. so all you somali "players" or "pigeons" or whatever .... its your life and choice but if i can leave to find a better life ..... ya'll can to!
Love and peace to my Somali People .....
(love you Kamal)
Rana

Feel like posting? Pleaase click here for the list of current forums.