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I LOST MY BOTTLE! WHAT DO I DO? PLEASE HELP!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): I LOST MY BOTTLE! WHAT DO I DO? PLEASE HELP!
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CLUELESS

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 01:06 am
DEAR ALL;
EVER SINCE I GOT IN TO THE SCENE OF DATING, I HAVE NEVER EVER APPROACHED A GIRL TO TELL HER WHAT I THOUGHT OF HER IN A SENCE OF A RELATIONSHIP. ALL MY PREVIOUSE LONGTERM RELATIONSHIPS AND ONE NIGHT STANDS, WERE ALWAYS RESULTED BY THE FEMALAE MEMBER APPROACHING ME FIRST. I FEEL YOU SAYING SO WHATS THE PROBLEM? OR YOU MIGHT JUST BE THINKING I AM SWAGGERING AND EXAGGERATING, THE TRUTH IS- AM NOT. I HAVE A PROBLEM. THREE WEEKS AGO I A NEW GIRL, LET ME REFRASE THAT "A SUPER MODEL" IN EVERY SENCE OF THE WORD, JOINED THE ESTABLISHMENT OF WHERE I WORK. THIS GIRL IS EVERY MANS DREAM AT MY WORK PLACE AND WHAT MAKES IT EVEN HARDER IS THAT EVERY ONE IS EXPECTING THAT SHE WILL SOON BE MINE! BUT THIS GIRL IS QUITE, DOES NOT INTERACT A LOT AND HAS THAT "KILLER SMILE" WHERE YOU JUST FEEL WEAK AND HELPLESS IN EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY. SHE IS REALY NICE TO ME BUT SHE IS LIKE THAT WITH EVERY ONE ELSE! IN WEEK TIME, SHE WILL BE SENT OUT OF THE COUNTRY FOR TRAINING FOR SIX WEEKS! WHAT THE ...K? AM I GONNA DO? I HAVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS ABOUT ANY GIRL AND IN OUR NEXT YEARS BROUCHER OF WORK, "WE APPEAR" ME AND HER ON IT SHAKING HANDS AND SMILLING.
PLEASE HELP THIS BROTHER WHO HAS ABSALOUTLY NO CLUE OR IDEA HOW TO MAKE ANY FIRST MOVES!!
AM BANKING ON YOU ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND ESPECIALY TO ALL THE SISTERS 'COUSE YOU WOULD KNOW HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE APPROACHED! BROTHERS YOU CAN ADVICE ME ON ON YOUR PREVIOUS EXPERIANCES.
THANK YOU ALL...

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SeDuCer

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 01:14 am
ClueLess! I met Someone like dat
Juzt invite her to your place or else place for Romantic Dinner ...Talk about topics that makes her laugh.That's the Clue.
That is what I did, after she saw how i Cook, and then washed the dishes...Watched some Movie Like 'Tatanic' She suddenly felt loving and joyfull..Unfortunately, since she was friendly wit everybody and Me Jealous person which Dont Mix, I moved on. But onething I Still reminicence that "KILLER SMILE". I feel Ya!

GoodLuck bro....Take The Lead& Be Attentive.

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JULIET-00

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 06:17 am
HUN CLUELESS

HUN IM SORRY I DONT KNOW
MUCH ABOUT THIS.BUT
ILL TRY TO HELP U OUT
AS BEST AS I CAN.
FIRST, U NEED TO
APPROACH HER LIKE A MAN.
U DA DUDE RITE? THAN DO
WHAT EVERY GUY DOES.ASK HER OUT.
BUT WHAT EVER U DO, DONT USE LAME LINES ON
HER. DAT WOULD JUST B FUNNY,
WELL EXCEPT IF DA LINES ARE
ROMANTIC AND IF U MEAN THEM.
IF U DONT MEAN THEM, THAN DONT
SAY IT. TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE.
FLIRT WITH HER. MAKE HER FEEL SPEACIAL.
SHOW HER HOW U FEEL. TELL HER DAT U
LIKE HER MORE THAN A FRIEND.U WANA
B WIT HER.PUT FLOWERS ON HER DESK, OR
BUY HER GIFTS, I DONT KNOW, JUST
GET HER TO NOTICE HOW U FEEL BOUT
HER.THAN DA REST WILL COME TO U.
IT WILL B PEACE OF CAKE.
IF SHE IS REALLY WORTH IT, DONT
GIVE UP ON HER.
BUT MAKE SURE SHE FEELS DA SAME WAY. AND IF SHE DOES, THAN U GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
IF SHE DONT, AND JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS, .....WELL.......DONT FOLLOW MY ADVICE.

BESIDES IF SHE REFUSES,,,,,, U CAN BOUNCE MY WAY. AFTER ALL U ARE A MODEL. LOL.WHO CAN REFUSE A MODEL?

I HOPED I HELPED U OUT.
AND LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS OUT.

LUV
JULIET

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NOW WITH A BIT OF A CLUE

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 08:14 am
SEDUCER;
THANKS BRO; I KINDA LIKE THE DINNER AND THE MOVIE BUT I WILL TELL YOU THE HARDEST PART, ITS ASKING HER..! YOU SEE MY STUPID BRAIN IS SO CONDITIONED IN TO BEEN PUT EVERY THING ON THE TABLE FOR ME AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TAKE IT..!
BUT I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CASE FOR THIS MATTER.
AM GONA HAVE TO TELL MY STUPID SELF TO ADJUST MYSELF TO EVERY SITUATION.
JULIET; WELL WELL WELL. THANK YOU TOO FOR YOUR PIECE I MUST SAY IN AN IDEAL WORLD, IT WOULD BE JUST PERFECT IF I COULD HAVE DONE IT ALL. BUT HEY AM DETERMINED AND HAVE THE ENERGY WITHOUT THE CONFIDENCE, BUT I GUESS I COULD WORK ON THAT. AND IF IT ALL GOES UP IN TO A PILE OF S..T! HEY JULIET CAN THIS BE AN APLICATION TO A DATE WITH YOU AND WILL DO ALL THAT YOU SUJJESTED!!!
THANK YOU BOTH OF YOU I SHALL TAKE A BIT OF BOTH OF YOUR ADVICES AND HOPEFULY THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH AMUNITION!!

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JULIET-00

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 09:17 am
CLUE

U DIDNT ASK HER OUT YET?...
SORRY HUN BUT U A WHIMP.
U WHERE SUPPOSE TO GET DA JOB
DONE LIKE A MAN.(AGAIN SORRY)
ANYWAYZ I WISH U LUCK.
AND ASK HER OUT WHILE SHE IS STILL YOUNG.
I WANA KNOW IF MY ADVICE WORKED SO
I CAN GIVE IT TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS,
I DONT WANA MAKE DA SAME MISTAKE AND GIVE
HIM A BAD ONE. OHHHHHH TO ANWSER THE Q ABOUT
THE APPLICATION WITH A Q. R U APPLYING FOR IT?

LUV

JULIET

LUV

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