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VICTORIA BECKHAM IN BED WITH SIR ALEX FERGUSEN!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): VICTORIA BECKHAM IN BED WITH SIR ALEX FERGUSEN!!!!!
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TARIQ

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 01:02 pm
AT THE END OF A TRAINING SESSION AT THE MANCHESTER UNITED TEAM TRAINING GROUND, SIR ALEX FERGUSEN ORDERS DAVID BECKHAM AND ANDY COLE TO TRAIN FOR TWO MORE HOURS EXTRA WHILE THE REST OF TEAM WENT HOME. HALF HOUR LATOR, ANDY COLE SAYS "F..K THIS DAVID LETS GO HOME". TO WHICH DAVID AGREES TO. WHEN DAVID ARRIVED AT HOME, HE FINDS SIR ALEX FERGUSENS CAR PARKED IN HIS DRIVE WAY! HE LETS HIMSELF IN THE HOUSE, GOING UPSTAIRS AND FINDS THE BEDROOM DOOR PARTLY OPEN AND HEARS VICTORIA (HIS WIFE) MOANING AND GROANING. WHEN PEAPED THROUGH THE GAP OF THE PARTLY OPEN DOOR, HE SEE'S SIR ALEX ON TOP OF VICTORIA IN BETWEEN HER LEGS WHICH ARE FACING THE CEELING!
DAVID RUNS BACK DOWN-STAIRS LEAVES THE HOUSE AND DRIVES AWAY.
A WEEK LATOR AT THE TRAINING SESSION SIR ALEX AGAIN ORDERS DAVID AND ANDY COLE TO TRAIN TWO FURTHER MORE HOURS. HALF HOUR LATOR ANDY AGAIN SUGGESTED THAT THEY GO HOME. TO WHICH DAVID THIS TIME REPLIES "NO WAY, I NEARLY GOT COUGHT LAST TIME":O!!!!

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