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Gabdhaha reer waqooyiga marka la riixaayo maxey la dhuusaan?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): Gabdhaha reer waqooyiga marka la riixaayo maxey la dhuusaan?
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muufo

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 09:08 am
Hadaba hadaad garaneydo iska aamu adii kale i weydii....
Qaras baa ka buuxda,,,,aaaah, aaaahhhh,aaaaah

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kaskoos

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 11:10 am
muufo doqan foqal doqan halashir iman waxaa soo kale miyaanay hooyadaa kubarir tarbiyada iyo sida hablaha loo xaqdhowro,Amus,Hus SHib,
waxaa soo kale yanan lagaa maqlin markale najis foqal najis
afka edeb uyeel
kaskoos

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AAbo

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 04:41 pm
muufo
waar yaa muufo waxaan filayaa inaad tay mid aan gidaar bari ku dhalay hadaba waxaasi waa waxaan hoo yadaa kaga tageye hablaa cilmigii hoo yadaa ha ula tagin taasi hooyada uun bay ahayde maaha hablahoodhan aabo edeb yeelo.

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nadiasomalia

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 10:52 pm
yaa ku dhahay riix adi?
War gabdhah dhaaf!
yaa'kheyow dhaaf dadka.

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Anonymous

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 05:58 am
why marka gabdha reer xamarka la riixaayo a is ku xaran?????????

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Anonymous

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 06:21 am
waryaa mufo alla doqonsanidaa ninyahow,maistidhi maraanimadii baa kaa badatey mida kale gaber reer woqooyi ah intey kaa qabsatey ayey kuu jixinjixi weydey miyaa. waar meesha Daaca-Qudhunka kala bax.Mise gabadh walba Hoyadaa oo kale ayaad modeysaa waa halkii aabahaaye...

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Anonymous

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 06:26 am
Gabadha Reer Xamer marka la riixo waxey isugu xaraan Gadaal baa laga W...

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king-of-heart

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 08:14 am
to whom opened this page
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uma malaynaayo intaasi wax ka jirto,balse waxaa dhab ah in aan wada socon jirnay inan reer koonfureed ah muddo markaan wada soconay ayaan ku idhi,"naa isku daalaye maxaa dana'dee,"markaasay igu tidhi,"aboow siilkaan dawaarkiisaas ku joogaa ee dabada ma darsee?"naagtii minute-kaasaa iigu danbaysay.
balo dabada kaa darsatay....oo googo..........

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reerxamargabar

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 11:46 am
why nimanka reer waqooyi qaarkooda wanaagsan ma ahanee intooda kale ay u yihiin doqomo iyo nacaso oo ay u cunaan jaadka 24/7days week oo xataa aysan ka warqabin familkooda iyo waxa ka dhacaya reerkooda,,,,,,,,,

Walaalayaal marka yaa la iska dhexdhex saarin dadka ,,,,,,haddii ay timaato sidaas wax idinka xun majirtee

P.S. Haddii aad cay ku soo jawaabto ogow in lagaa badiyo haddii aad wax wanaagsan ku soo jawaabtana wanaageeda ayaad leedahay waa sidaa ku soo jawaabto UUn,,,,,ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Gabar

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 11:53 am
king iyo kung waxaa tahayba

war heedhe isku xishood hadddii aad tahay nin weyn adaaba cirka roob ku og oo sidaas u hadleeyso. Waryaahee war maxaad ku hadleeysaa oo aad ukala sheekaysaa naagaha privatkooda inaa lilaahi wa inaa ileeyihi raajicuun sidaana manoo danbeeysay maanta ,,,,,,OO waxaad naleedahay qof aadan xalaal u a hayn ayaaba iskala seexan laheed oo haddii aysan saas ku dhahdeen waaba sameen laheed miyaaba

War Ilaah ka cabso oo intaas ku la'egsiiyay
subxaanalaah

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canjeero

Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 04:53 am
aq uq xaaq,
aah, aaah, sorry reer qaldaan.

Halkaan cayi ma loo furin ee dhuusada nagal taga dad yahaw Alle iyo rasuul ka furtey, maxaad Nebiga iyo Alle u caydaan Haddi aad dad wanagsan oo muslim ah tihin ood Aabayashiin iyo Hooyooyinkina u caydiin , bal taas iiga soo jawaaba haddi waxa an sheegayo ay been yihiin bal Soomaali baa idin taqaanee bal wixii ay ka yiraahdaan baan ku go'aa arintaa ee aan u gar dhigano.
Midgaha reer waqooyi waad salama tihiin soomali idinma rabto oo qurun Alle iyo Rasuul ka furtey baad tihiin badankiin, waan ku farxsanahy inay ku jiraan reer Isaaqa dad muslimiin ah oo wanaagsan marka kuwaasi waxaan leeyahay hadalkan idinkuma socdo adinka ee waa kuwa aad adigaba aratey ood taqaanomarka iga Raali ahaow walaalkeyga muslimka ahow oo wanaagsan.
Lool reer Konfur all what ever you are and which tribe you are from.
bye, all.
canjeero.

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canjeero&muufo

Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 05:13 am
Waxaa jirtay in nin Muslimiinta wanaagsan ka mid ah oo rer Isaaq ah tegay magaaldii uu ka yimid oo ahayd Waqoyi/galbeed wuxuuna ka tegey dalka Holland oo uu e tegeyay si uu soo arko ehelkiisii, markii uu muddo joogay magaalada baa malin wuxuu la kulmay wax uu la amakaago oo uusan weligii hore u arag xitaa Holland oo uu joogey dadka aan diinta laheyn ay adag tahay inay Ilaah caayaan iyagoo adiga kaaga baqaya, wuxuu ku arkay suuqa nin Ilaah caaynaaya markaasuu ku qaadey dhirbaaxo aad u weyn ilaa uu wejega ka fujiyey, waxaa arintii isaga soo baxay odeyaasha labada lafood oo ay labada rag ka kala dhasheen ka dibna waxaa la weydiiyey sababta kaliftey inuu dharbaaxada ku dhufto,
Wuxuuna yiri ninkii Alle iyo Rasuulkiisii SCW yaqiinay wuxuu caayey Ilaaha macbuudka ah, waxaa meesh ragga joogey ka mid ahaa ninka arintaa xun ee Kufriga ah sameeyey Aabihii, markii uu arintaa xun oo uu wiilkiisii sameeyey maqley buu isna inta Rasuulkii Alle caayey baakooradiisii ku sii daayey wiilkiisii, yirina ma Ilaah baad cayeydaa,,,,,. iyo waxaan afkeygu soo qaban.
Alle baan ka magan-galney xumaantiina dhaqanka ah.
Waa la yaab in waxaas iyo waxyaabo ka daran ka dhacaan dad weynaha Isaaq, marka xumaanu waa waqooyi iyo wixii ka yimaada in yar maahee.
Nabad-gelyo
Reer Koonfur

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UQTUL MUSLIM

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 12:06 pm
TO: SOMALIAN PPL

Aslaamu caleykum warax matulaahi wabarakaatu.
Walaalayaal wuxuu Rasuulkaynii(CSW) uu yiri Fal yuqir qayran oo yasmud. macnaheedu yahay
hadii aad hadlaysid ku hadal khayr ama iska aamus.
marka walaalayaal hadii aad hadlaysaan ku hadla khayr ama iska aamusa.Wuxuu kale oo Rasuula yiri idaa lam tastix fasnic maa shita. oo macnaheeda yahay hadii aad xishoonayn waxaa doonto samee.Marka walaalayal ogaada in ay garbahayna ay saranyiin Raqib & cadii oo ay qorayaan wixii aan kunadalna xumaan & samaan. Ee Alle aan ka cabsano meelkasto oo aan joogno. Waxaa dar daaran inoo ah cabsa Rabi meel walba oo aan joogno. Wabilaahi towfiiq. Wasalaamu calaykum warax matulaahi wabarakaatu.............

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DJIBOUTI

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 04:39 am
This message is for GABADHREERXAMAR. I am sick and tire of all of you, ADOON, SANGADHUUHDI, TIMA ADAG. You all talking about Reer Waqooyi, including Djibouti, and how much QAAd they chew. I don't know what part of the universe you live at but the last time I checked it is the reer koonfureed that chew it like there is no tomorrow. That is why your country is so fucked up and there are at least 6 or 7 different WARLORDS in Mogadishu a lone, one city. Yes we, REER WAQOOYI, chew qaad like everybody else but everybody knows we don't sit around in public places like restaurants and chew like goat chewing grass. Besides, you don't see REE WAQOOYI sister chewing qaad with no shame. The Somali sisters chewing qaad that I have seen are REER KOONFUREED. Believe me I know, I used to get around as much as anybody. REER WAQOOYI don't even sell QAAD for ALLAH sake.

TALK TO ME WHEN YOU GET SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT.

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ramla

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 08:27 am
idiinkoo dhan ciyaal baad tihiine isku xishooda caydana iska daaya plzz nabadgalyo dhamaan...

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