     The Equalizer | Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 11:10 am
The following are my favorite jokes (Quoted from Reader's Digest). Hope you'll enjoy them!!!
Here goes!!!
Strapped into the electric chair, the serial killer gets the hiccups just as the warden's about to pull the switch. "Do you have any last requests?" the warden asks.
" Hic) Yeah,"the guy says, "hic)could you please do (hic) somethong to scare me?"
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A confident fellow walked into a bar and sat next to an attractive woman. He caught her eye, then held his watch up to his ear. "What do you hear?" she asked. "It's a new high-tech watch," he replied. "It uses alpha waves to talk to me."
"What's it telling you now?" she asked, smiling playfully. "It says you're madly in love with me." "It must be broken," she teased back, "since I don't even know you." "Well," he smiled, "it's probably just running an hour fast."
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On the beach, a poacher was stopped by a game warden who said he'd be fined for taking lobsters without a permit. "What do you mean?" the man said. "I didn't break the law. These two lobsters are my pets. I'm just going for a walk with them."
"Nonsense," the game warden replied.
"It's true," said the man. "They go into the surf for a swim, and when I whistle they come back to me."
"This I've got to see," the game warden said. So the man tossed both of the lobsters out into the waves and the game warden said, "Okay. Now let's hear you whistle for your pet lobsters to swim back to you."
"Lobsters?" asked the poacher.
"What lobsters?"
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