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How to get ALL the Girls

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): How to get ALL the Girls
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Ali

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 12:01 pm
1 Rent an X reg (U.K)Meduim sized car (Or latest)
2 Fix nice system on it
3 Make sure SHE see you in it
4 Offer to take her out, Cinema or whateva
you think she might be into.

5 Seduced her in the car, (Just think you are a player)
6 Sex her hardcore in the car.
7 Dont phone her, wait for her to call ya
8 Sex jokes, learn 'em
9 Dont forget foreplay, they luv it once they get hot. they dont say no to anthing, trust me

10......Let me how it goes, 100% it will work.....

------------Make sure to you take it back inc
------------the system-------------------

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Anonymous

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 10:12 am
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

MAN THAT WAS THE LAMEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY INTIRE JOKE CAREER.


SO GO BACK AND WRITE NEW ONE I REALLY DONT LIKE WHAT YOU JUST WROTE SORRY I HAVE TO SAY THAT :)

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Anonymous

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 12:06 pm
that is so not funny as that person said u need to check ur writing and one little edvice you need to work on that cause am a girl and hell no i wouldn't fall for that if u were ughly u need to be cute to get a girl and man have tryied that on me and honey it sure don't work.
peace out bro

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THE PIMP

Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:34 pm
damnn Nigga where you at and what kinda bitches you deal with danng-head.
are you like a man whore.
(:(:(:(:(:(:(:

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Somalian Southall Girls

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 02:49 am
lol!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Brother u gave me some laughs!!!Damn!! Let me ask u a question- Are u one of the southall boys? cause they all live by all of those 9 points on "How to get all the Girls" ••••!!! If u are from southall then big up to you!!!If ur not then represent the place u at!!! Good tips, If I was a guy I probably would stick to those rules. One more thing before I go- U do know that these tips only help u get the hoes and not the real fine somalian sisters out there. Remember u can't change a hoe into a housewife.!!! lol

Peace out to ya bro....
Represent

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tanyaAbdi

Friday, January 12, 2001 - 03:48 am
2b honest i think it wos a load of shite somali or no somali dat •••• only works on hoes!

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