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A masterpiece of English Culture You were Probably Ignoring!

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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): A masterpiece of English Culture You were Probably Ignoring!

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Friday, December 15, 2000 - 11:20 am The Word "••••" Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word •••• It is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pain pleasure love and hate In language •••• falls into many grammatical categories It can be used as a verb both transitive John fucked Mary and intransitive Mary was fucked by John It can be an action verb John really gives a •••• a passive verb Mary really doesn't give a •••• an adverb Mary is fucking interested in John or as a noun Mary is a terrific •••• It can also be used as an adjective Mary is fucking beautiful or an interjection •••• I'm late for my date with Mary It can even be used as a conjunction Mary is easy •••• she's also stupid As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word •••• Aside from its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations 1 Greetings How the •••• are ya 2 Fraud I got fucked by the car dealer 3 Resignation Oh •••• it 4 Trouble I guess I'm fucked now 5 Aggression •••• you 6 Disgust •••• me 7 Confusion What the •••• 8 Difficulty I don't understand this fucking business 9 Despair Fucked again 10 Pleasure I fucking couldn't be happier 11 Displeasure What the •••• is going on here 12 Lost Where the •••• are we 13 Disbelief Unfuckingbeliveable 14 Retaliation Up your fucking ass 15 Denial I didn't fucking do it 16 Perplexity I know •••• all about it 17 Apathy Who really gives a •••• anyhow 18 Annoyance •••• 19 Suspicion Who the •••• are you 20 Panic Let's get the •••• out of here 21 Directions •••• off 22 Disbelief How the •••• did you do that It can be used in an anatomical description- He's a fucking ••••••• It can be used to tell time- It's five fucking thirty It can be used in business- How did I wind up with this fucking job It can be maternal- Motherfucker It can be political- •••• Dan Quayle It has also been used by many notable people throughout history What the •••• was that Mayor of Hiroshima Where did all these fucking Indians come from General Custer Where the •••• is all this water coming from Captain of the Titanic That's not a real fucking gun John Lennon Heads are going to fucking roll Anne Boleyn Let the fucking woman drive Commander of Space Shuttle 'Challenger' Any fucking idiot could understand that Albert Einstein It does so fucking look like her Picasso How the •••• did you work that out Pythagoras You want what on the fucking ceiling Michaelangelo •••• a duck Walt Disney Why- Because its fucking there Edmund Hilary I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain Joan of Arc Scattered fucking showers my ass Noah P.S I hope Ya'll Know the word missin'! the red dotts stand for F.U.C.K

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Friday, December 15, 2000 - 12:12 pm The history of the word ****. ******************************************** In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King & the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

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