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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001)
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You Know You're Somali when......Part(2) By SomaliGuy 13   04/14 06:21pm
What the fuk is my name bitch 4   04/13 03:33pm
LISSIN UP ALL YALL FAT SOMALI BITCHES AND ALL YALL BROWN-TEETHED MOTHERFUC*ERZ 44   04/12 10:25am
May i have you attention please: It Is Nomination Time: Who Are Your Favourit People In Ila Qosol- jokes Forum 85   04/12 07:27am
WHO DO U THINK IS DA FINNEST NIGGEH OR GIRL IN DA CHAT???? 10   04/12 07:21am
Ba'ayey War Miyaad Waalatay...Joke® 5   04/09 10:46am
Naago Hawiye 38   04/05 11:28am
I think I am a lesbian 53   04/05 08:56am
Why are there no somali man with hot body and ass to grab!!!!!! 47   04/05 06:15am
Do the girls like to date with younger boy,older boy or the same age 26   04/04 03:04pm
Some times i wish i hadn't born mixed with (Somali and Arab) 33   04/04 11:41am
WHO IS YOUR DADDY??????? 4   04/04 11:04am
THE BEST TOP 10 IN THE CHAT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 22   04/04 07:49am
To All The Somalians Who Believe In Somali Gangs!!!!!! 209   03/24 10:28pm
Anigoo qaawan 9   03/22 04:14pm
TYPES OF SOMALI MEN 7   03/22 01:01pm
STRICTLY 4 MY SHEFFIELDER`S(joke) ha ha 11   03/22 04:42am
TO ALL SOMALI GIRLS: WHY IS THIS TRUE???????????? CHECK THIS OUT!!!! 14   03/19 10:05am
JESUS CHRIST JOKE 8   03/19 09:40am
If yall see me u would want me (no really u would) 7   03/12 05:27am
THE TIKEST SOMALIAN BOYS IN LONDON???? 34   03/12 01:13am
TO ALL THE BITCHES WHO BELIEVE IN GANGZ(the award for the hoes of the year goes out to........) 39   03/10 12:41am
EAST SANDIEGO 19   03/08 08:19pm
Only Columbus 614 part 2 23   03/08 07:11am
Pepto 7   02/26 09:02pm
CeeeeeeeL-BuuuuuuuuuR 18   02/19 01:51am
LABADII NIN EE REER WAQOOYI EE TAGAY KISMAAYO 33   02/16 11:46am
FUCKING JOKE 4   02/16 06:28am
Girls R Strange........® 10   02/16 04:53am
AR AQRIYA TAN JAWIYA 7   02/16 04:37am
EAST SANDIEGO 2   02/14 03:52pm
WHAT IS A BOYFRIND 25   02/14 05:52am
This is straight up from juvenile to the somali bitchez 29   02/11 07:53am
IF YALL SOMALIGIRLS DON´T WANT TO BE DISRESPECTED BY NIGGAZ LIKE THUGNIGGA AND SOMALIKILLAH DO THIS KEEP YA HEAD UP AND LEGS CLOSED EYEZ OPEN AND THEN THEY WONT CALL U BITCH. 18   02/10 12:28pm
TO "QABIILIISTAYAASHA" 3   02/09 01:26am
YAAYAA 7   02/07 09:23pm
ONE CHICKEN BALAQ 17   02/07 12:25pm
Wat is het verschil tussen somali chicky's in NL en die in Engeland 7   02/06 02:51am
Are we as somalis simply accepting Oral sex part of love making? 62   02/05 06:35pm
SHEEKO DHACDAY DAGAALADII!!!!by Qanciye 36   02/01 09:57pm
~Love Poem~ 6   02/01 08:55pm
WHAT SHALL I DO? 6   02/01 02:17pm
Message from the pimp.... 15   02/01 08:54am
OUTLAWZ(WOOLWICH STILL BALLIN)RECOGNIZE FOOLZ!!!! 20   01/31 07:37am
WHY do somalian guys like oral sex 17   01/30 03:51pm
WHATEVER THAT IS YOUR MIND LET IT BE HEARD(AYAANICK) 4   01/30 01:07pm
SHOULD I LEAVE FOR BETTER....!!!!!!!!!!!ADVISE PLZ!!!!!! 26   01/30 01:01pm
Ma inaan guursadaa mise waqti ayaan u baahanahay.....ila tali walaal i need your worlds... 3   01/27 04:35am
Why am I too afraid to be in a commited relationship???Advice 11   01/26 07:26pm
******Top Ten Men******.......LoL.... 9   01/26 08:06am
Woolwhich Pussy stinks 15   01/26 05:53am
TO YOU SOMALI QUEENS.. 22   01/26 02:54am
Hip hop flows in ma bloodstream,brin' on da lyrical dream team!! 36   01/26 01:44am
An old man and young girl 12   01/25 05:16pm
Somali girls are like 23   01/25 02:30pm
A Message 3   01/25 04:10am
Check this out 3   01/24 11:41am
U aint no QUEEN, Somalian girls 18   01/24 04:32am
Somalian niggazz are nothing but fake motherfuc*azz 6   01/24 03:22am
MR COOL 22   01/23 08:08am
90% of somalian girls can't dance with hip hop, rnb, ragea and uk garage 16   01/23 07:50am
PLEASE I NEED ADVICE HELP ME................................................ 3   01/23 07:50am
HELP,I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4   01/23 07:23am
Somalian boys grow up 4   01/23 07:06am
Reer Xamar fulay ahaa laakin sir badnaa 22   01/23 07:00am
MINNESOTA CANDIDATES OF CONFERENCE COMMITTEE 12   01/23 05:59am
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 2   01/23 05:30am
MURSAL IS BACK> READ ONNNNNN 2   01/23 04:42am
WOOLWICH MEN NEED TO BE KICKED TO DA CURB!!! 13   01/23 04:35am
I HAD A DREAM: 6   01/23 04:22am
BITCH ON HEAT 2   01/23 01:38am
ORGIGII RIYAHA TUJIYEY OO WARAABUHU KU XIRTAY! 6   01/22 01:56pm
Wanna laugh check messages writting by KazeClosed 2   01/22 10:54am
GET IT OR GET OUT!!! 7   01/22 09:55am
Girls like Jerks: KazeClosed 3   01/22 09:47am
Guur nin Qaldan ah & Gabar Reer Bayhabo 7   01/22 07:42am
Cuuuuc caaway gubatay!!!!!!!!!!! 2   01/22 06:21am
Wanna laugh check messages writting by KazeClosedFan 1   01/22 05:14am
The Joke of the Week !!! Must read, 14   01/22 04:39am
Somali's have become pathetic 8   01/21 05:42pm
NINKII LASOO DUUGEY OO KUSOO NOQDAY REERKII SHALEYTO SOO DUUGEY 2   01/21 05:01pm
JOKE OF THE YEAR!!! 13   01/21 08:12am
COMPARING PENIS TATOOS (JACK AND A JAMAICAN) 3   01/21 12:10am
COMING TO AMERICA !!!!!TRUE STORIES, BUT FUNNNNY,,,,,,,,BY ANAS 15   01/20 10:05pm
SEX N SOMALI WOMEN? 80   01/20 10:29am
BOOSAASO TO MOGADISHO 19   01/20 07:11am
INDEPENTENT WOMENS(to all the sexy somali ladies)UKs 2000 SCRUBS.... 4   01/20 06:04am
Swimmimg: KazeClosed 2   01/20 01:07am
~Oreo TesT~ 2   01/20 12:40am
Dirty Joke 6   01/19 09:00pm
KazeClosed 3   01/19 05:11pm
Why aren't the somali people interested in education 6   01/19 01:00pm
The Ugly Muslim 15   01/19 11:53am
Can ladies and gents can we plz stop it with the put downs about the somalian fellas and ladies.....its getting really boring 3   01/19 08:40am
Girls you will love the following....Signed The JOKER 3   01/19 08:00am
Da best Niggaz are da somali Niggaz 19   01/19 07:22am
TO "QABIILIISTAYAASHA" 2   01/19 07:02am
Laughter is the best medicine()()()() 1   01/19 04:29am
Traffic Joke: KazeClosed 2   01/19 04:24am
TrustWorthy: KazeClosed 2   01/19 04:18am
Learn Chinese.....LoL.... 11   01/18 05:27pm
NINDOONTO 16   01/18 02:43pm
Get 'em girls (From Essex, London) 6   01/18 02:28pm
Rumeyso waa rune...... Oo waliba aadku qoslidoontidee!! 2   01/18 12:27pm
James Bond.......signed the JOKER 1   01/18 10:54am
Wanna laugh, CLICK HERe 8   01/18 07:50am
Dinner 1   01/18 06:39am
SMART KID......... ANAS 12   01/18 05:32am
Clean joke is what every body needs.. 5   01/18 04:42am
WHY DO SOMALIAN GUYS LYKE WHITE GURLS. 32   01/18 02:37am
WHY DO SOMALIANS WHO LIVE IN (MPLS) ARE CALLED FLIGHT 13?? 27   01/17 04:03pm
Wanna Laugh, CLICK HERe Part 3 1   01/17 11:51am
Wanna laugh CLICK HERe Part 2 2   01/17 11:28am
Don't Shoot: KazeClosed 4   01/17 05:54am
Aalko Minaraalo miyaa lagu sakhraamaa 3   01/17 05:47am
Tyson: KazeClosed 1   01/17 05:10am
Great woman: KazeClosed 1   01/17 04:47am
True Love: KazeClosed 1   01/17 04:41am
Oxygen: LazeClosed 1   01/17 04:36am
Masuge 7   01/17 04:25am
Direction: KazeClosed 2   01/17 04:23am
Turn fan off: KazeClosed 1   01/17 04:17am
Best Buys: KazeClosed 1   01/17 04:02am
The Wrong way: KazeClosed 1   01/17 04:02am
McDonald's and Blond: KazeClosed 1   01/17 03:43am
Wanna Laugh: KazeClosed 1   01/17 03:37am
Mixed 69, breast fun etc: KazeClosed 1   01/17 03:30am
Memory: KazeClosed 1   01/17 03:21am
Joke of the week: KazeClosed 1   01/17 03:15am
The real Joke: KazeClosed 1   01/17 03:10am
Seeking..a..husband..&..don't..mind..sharing 8   01/17 03:08am
WHO WOULD U WANNA HOOK UP WITH FROM DA CHAT ROOMZ? WE MIGHT HELP U FIND YO MATCH SET A DATE LOL 4REALZ 2   01/16 03:20pm
MAXAA IGA QABSADEY MARKAAN U HIILIYEY 6   01/16 01:24pm
THIS IS TO ALL YOU SOUTHEAST DOGZZZZZZZZZZZ 1   01/16 10:39am
Just wanna share a laugh with ya! 3   01/16 04:51am
Just jokes: About woman and Man 1   01/16 03:30am
WHILE I WAS IN AFRICA 26   01/15 04:45pm
Joke. "My wife is pregnant" By Shaacir. 3   01/15 09:43am
Gaaygii tuulada 10   01/15 07:04am
Libaax 1   01/15 06:34am
~WhiCh OnE ArE YoU?~ 4   01/15 12:21am
HOWS EVERY ONE DOING? 4   01/15 12:09am
~Ghetto Resume~ 9   01/14 06:55pm
Ninkii qayaanada badnaa, runtii waa qosol miiran 8   01/14 04:37pm
CUMRIGAADOO DHEERAADO GEEL YURUB JOOGA ARKAYSAA 2   01/14 03:15pm
Murankii mataanaha 2   01/14 09:51am
Waxaan ilko laheenaa joogo ,runttii waa qosol miiran 4   01/14 07:34am
I love somali women......Guys shouldn't you????? 42   01/14 06:27am
What's up with this??? 15   01/14 02:12am
LIFE MELODIES 13   01/14 02:06am
The Bus Driver !!!!!!!! 4   01/14 01:41am
Clean SOMALI JOKES that I found in net by SOMALI GUY(don't click here if you get ofended easily) 7   01/13 06:08pm
Hooyo ka carar 8   01/13 03:49pm
Will We All Ever Go Back .. 4   01/13 11:49am
Imagine... 8   01/13 08:29am
Adaab 1   01/12 09:49am
SAYIDKA"M.C.XASSAN" & GEEDI BABOW/SHAAMBOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,ANAS 13   01/12 09:36am
The signs are here 6   01/12 05:53am
Wax halays weeydiyee Daayeerada ma'dad bee ahaayeen??? 7   01/12 03:05am
.............ahhahahaha joke of the year........ila qosol ahahaah..tuugii ariga usoo dhacay 1   01/11 09:56pm
Reerkii arooska ahaa 12   01/11 04:32pm
NINKII LA YAABAY ATM-ka!!!!!by QANCIYE 5   01/11 09:05am
Waa kuu raaxeynaayey 4   01/11 03:05am
Funny 2001 4   01/11 01:40am
Diidiin la wasey 2   01/11 01:30am
Magaalo 1   01/11 12:46am
Should clan be autamatically distroyed 1   01/10 03:12pm
LQQKing 4 Perfect Woman? Joke® 3   01/10 09:53am
CEEBTI BIRIBAATIGA AHED AR AQRIYA 5   01/10 07:21am
The misuse of the joke fourm + a joke that u will like 6   01/10 02:38am
TALO WAAYEEL 1   01/09 11:18pm
TO ALL THE SOMALIAN FEMALE & MALE WHO WANTS TO BE SEEN IN (WWW.BLACKPLANET.COM) 11   01/09 07:51pm
Funnyyyyyy joke!!!!! 8   01/09 03:20pm
WHY DO I SEEM CRAZY 27   01/09 02:54pm
Ila tali way iga taalaaye..... 16   01/09 10:20am
VERY VERY FUNNY PIC ABOUT BITCHES, U MUST SEE IT. BY MoNeY MaKeR 3   01/09 09:02am
Newly Married Joke!! 6   01/09 05:16am
Saabuun waligaa ma ku siigeysatay NIMANKA LEE 28   01/09 04:12am
REAL MUSIC 29   01/09 02:01am
Inega yo aaf somali 2   01/09 12:15am
NINKII SAYIDKA U GABYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!by QANCIYE 6   01/08 11:15pm
....................hablaha kaalaya sheekeysanee.......hablaha soomaaliyeed soo gudba... 6   01/08 09:14pm
How Did You Die? .......Joke.® 6   01/08 01:39pm
MIDGAANIMADA MACEEB BAA II SHEEGA 27   01/08 10:56am
Aabe siilku ma gororaa 11   01/08 09:21am
SOMALIYEEY ILA TALIYA ANIGOOAH WIIL ARDAY AH OONA DHIGTO SCHOOL WAXAAN JECLAHAY GABAR KUNOOL DALKA KENYA AYADANA IMAJECLA ANIGA WAXAAN KU NOOLAHAY USA IYADANA KENYA SIDEEN WAXYEELAAY SOMALIYEEY JECEEL DARTIIS WAXBARASHADII AYAAN NACAY 8   01/08 08:24am
What happened to the Somali girls (forget the boys..there are gone) I mean dressing up, make up, xeshote, etc? 15   01/08 06:23am
We can't as somali girls have the freedom like other girls and let us face the concequences ourselves? 12   01/08 06:15am
What's wrong with you? 6   01/08 01:58am
XARIIF EYKA JAJABSANTAHAY OO JIDDA IMAADAY 2   01/08 12:25am
WELL THEN TOSS MY SALAD!!!!! 2   01/06 12:04am
SOMALIAN WARLORDS CRASHED OUR DREAMS 1   01/05 05:00pm
MA II NIIKISO 3   01/05 05:59am
Dhalinyarada shaqaysata ....dhibaato ma ku qabnaa gaalada aanu la shaqayno..wada hadal furan 1   01/05 04:51am
Oday soomali ah oo carabaha tegey............. 4   01/05 03:14am
Naas-dheeridaa 10   01/05 03:01am
Aan ku fuulo 8   01/04 03:31pm
~FaithFul Wife~ 5   01/02 07:21am
Calaamahada Jiiyada/adeerada lagu ogaado 6   01/02 02:31am
FAKE ASS SOMALIAN NIGGAZ 4   01/02 02:23am
Who wants to go back 22   01/02 01:45am
CULUSOOW 2   01/01 08:14pm
Naughty Poem 2   01/01 02:21pm
Qoora weynaa 7   01/01 02:10am
STRICTLY 4 MY SHEFFIELDER`S(joke) ha ha 3   01/01 02:04am
Blind date 9   12/31 05:34pm
The Dog Is Dead 1   12/31 08:00am
DHUUSO MAREEEB 1   12/31 04:03am
Ninkii laba xaaslaha ahaaaa 3   12/30 03:41am
Oday beeray ah 1   12/29 09:37pm
Xaadheer kutaala 3   12/27 10:49pm
LOL Check this out 3   12/27 09:21pm
XARIIF EYKA JAJABSANTAHAY OO JIDDA IMAADAY 1   12/27 07:26am
ITS A MUST-SEE FOR YOUR-SELF...... 3   12/26 09:35pm
HELP PLEASE TELL ABOUT "KHAAT" 3   12/26 10:33am
Real music 8   12/26 02:18am
Aabahaa ayaan qare u galin jiriy 1   12/25 10:30pm
Jeceylkii burburay 1   12/25 05:12pm
ALI 8   12/25 04:51pm
Wali ma isla hadashay 1   12/24 01:51am
Odey qaatey passport nin indho La' 2   12/23 05:36pm
VICTORIA BECKHAM SHAGGING ALEX FERGUSEN! 6   12/23 03:04pm
ODAY KA TIRSANAA BAARLAMAANKA SOOMALIYA.FADLAN AQRI IT'S VERY FUNNY 3   12/23 04:54am
ANYTHING HAPPENING IN LONDON ON EID & NEW YEAR 3   12/22 05:19pm
Shineemo Xadaramuud is back yo this time Ciid wanaagsan 5   12/22 02:41pm
THE BEST JOKE OF THE WEEK 2   12/22 12:51am
Ninkii wareersanaa oo ku ceeboobow wadanka America. 1   12/21 07:21pm
Ninkii wareersanaa oo ku ceeboobow wadanka America. 1   12/21 07:15pm
Are u all 4 real 7   12/21 01:32am
SHaRiN' A ChiCk'N.......* ReaL LiFe* 5   12/20 06:31pm
Check this out 4   12/20 01:46pm

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